Thursday, May 21, 2015

Survivor Worlds Apart- May 20/15 FINALE Recap

It's a Fickle, Fickle Game

At the last tribal council, Dan played his advantage of the extra vote but it was Carolyn that had the last laugh when she played her hidden immunity idol that none of the guys even considered she might have... and Dan joined the jury. So we're down to the five:

Sierra, despite being a free-agent for most of the game, she's never lost her blue collar work ethic and hasn't offended anyone on the jury, but has she done enough to win their votes?
Will, embodied the no collar life-style by doing things on his own terms, not afraid to break the rules or turn on his alliance - has he lied, yes, but it doesn't matter, he's going to do whatever he has to to stay in it.
Carolyn - this White Collar isn't afraid to take charge, she found an immunity idol, won multiple challenges and has managed to put together blindside (Tyler) after blindside (Dan), resulting in an impressive Survivor resume and a massive target on her back.
Rodney - this tough guy has found the game harder than he thought.  He's been shut out of Rewards, winless in Immunities and at times seemed on the edge of sanity but he's also responsible for one of the strongest alliances in the game, will it get him to the end?  He thinks he's dominated in the social game, he made relationships which he thinks guarantee him sole survivor. (Really?)
Mike - he went from Top Dog to Under dog in the blink of an eye but in true blue collar fashion, he rolled up his sleeves and went to work - finding a hidden immunity idol and going on an epic winning streak when he needed it most - the question is, can he finish the job?

Merica - Night 35
-Carolyn had so much fun at Tribal - she was so happy she made the right decision in playing her idol.  But quickly she's wanting to find out who voted Dan - she asks Will and he admits he voted for her and Rodney wants to nip that in the bud right away - he rounds up Carolyn, Will and Sierra and pulls them away. 
-Much to Mike's delight - he loves watching them implode - but he can't believe Carolyn still went off with them, they just all voted for her, and he's still all alone.

-On the beach the first thing Rodney says to Carolyn, "Why didn't you tell us you had the idol?  That is a huge breech of our trust, if you told us we all would have voted Dan and that would be that."
-Her response, "You all just voted for me." (Enough said in my opinion) but she wanted to know who else voted for Dan and they clue her in, "Yeah, that was Mike." (Duh.)  Carolyn knows after a move like that you certainly learn who your friends are, and Mike had her back, unfortunately he doesn't have the numbers so she's not going to be all upset they voted for her she's got to play with these people to stay in it.  She tells them she's so happy right now because there are no more hidden idols, no more advantages, they just have to play together to get Mike out.  She tells the camera she knows she's got to watch her own back but her strategy is to use the common enemy of Mike to keep the alliance of four together and keep herself in it.

Day 36 - REWARD CHALLENGE
-They will race under a net crawl, then get to a shuffle board table where they will have to slide tiles through a slot at the other end, once all the tiles are through, they will use a machete to balance a stack of the tiles on and carry them through a series of obstacles to the finish table where they will have to sort the tiles into pairs based on the line patterns on them... three of the tiles will not match up.  The tiles that don't match will have numbers on the back of them that hold the code to a combination that will unlock their box. First person to unlock the box and raise their flag, wins Reward of... unconditional love. 
Oh, it's the crying episode - they trot out Carolyn's husband Joel, they were high school sweethearts, been together 40 years. Mike's Mom Deborah (oh, she's so cute!) She raised two kids, worked three jobs and graduated suma cum laude(?) she's where he got the work ethic. Rodney's Dad, Rodney Senior... Rodney keeps telling him, "I love you, brothah..." (uh, I don't like that) oh, and Rodney's monologuing about how he's finally found peace out there about his sister's death... (I know it's horrible but, blah, blah, blah - it's not all about you bro.)
Sierra's Dad, Danny - he gives her a very awkward arm crunched up hug... and finally Will's wife Monifa... there was some blubbering but then the humor comes back, he may be a hot mess but he's still cute though.  And Will is fired up!  Let's do this Jeff! I have a loved one to talk to.
-The winner will get time with their loved one, they will go back to camp with them and the winner also gets an advantage in the next immunity challenge.
-Off they go - and for the first time in this whole show, Will is the one in the lead after the net crawl - followed by Rodney and Mike, then the two girls.
-Mike is the first one to get all his tiles through the table and he takes off with a stack of tiles.  Will is the next one to head out with some tiles but he keeps falling off the balance beam or dropping a tile and having to start over.
-Mike is trucking right along as usual.  He's gotten all his tiles to the finish board before anyone even started a second stack.  
-Mike tries his combination and Sierra is the only one who has all her tiles.  He doesn't have the right order, has to try again.  Sierra catches up to get her combination but it's Mike who raises his flag and wins the day with his mom at camp AND an advantage at the next immunity challenge. 

Merica - Day 36
-Everyone is being very gracious and welcoming to Mike's Mom, she says Mike looks better than she thought he would, but he has lost weight - he always looks good to her though, he's her little boy (Aww.)
-Mike then says he's going to be selfish and steal his mom away for a little bit and he just unburdens himself to someone that loves him unconditionally - tells her about how he's on his own, they have all banded together against him and he's had to battle every day.  Mom knows her job, she is there for him, to bolster his spirit and get him through the next few days so he can win.  Mike knows this was the greatest day he's had out there, having someone there who one thousand percent wants him to succeed - this was a top 10 moment in his life, being able to share this with his mom (He's a good son - he may not understand percentage, but he didn't call her brothah, once.)

Day 37 - Immunity Challenge Advantage
-Mike and his Mom get to the playing field all alone and read the note that says in the challenge they will be blindfolded and have to find their way through a maze searching for four medallions.  His advantage is, he has thirty minutes to explore the maze with the guidance of his loved one - and there is a water jug hourglass, once the water is gone, their exploration time is up.
-Poor Mom, she thought she was helping him find his way but even with her eyes open it was hard to get through the maze - she feels like she let him down because they didn't get anywhere near the immunity necklace in the thirty minutes they had. (It's not your fault, I wanted to give her a hug.)

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
-Jeff explains to everyone they will be blindfolded in the centre of a maze and they will race to find four medallions in the north, south, east and west of the maze - there are guide post set up to help them navigate (feel for the N-Off they go - and Mike is moving more quickly than the others. I thought Sierra was going to be first medallion, but she walked past the station which was along the other wall than the one she was following - so it is Mike who finds his first medallion.  Sierra is the second one to stumble upon a medallion and then Mike finds his second one with Rodney right beside him so Rodney lucks into his first medallion.  Will goes right by a station.  Carolyn is nowhere near any of the stations (what is she doing?)  Mike gets to the third station, I think that advantage did him a lot of good... and Rodney seems to have found his strategy, just follow Mike - so he gets his second medallion... and Rodney helps Sierra and Will find the station he was just at and they try to help Carolyn but she's still on the wrong side of the wall - though she finally finds one.  Mike is now searching for his last medallion, which he finds, and he's searching for the immunity necklace... and it's MIKE still on the tear, winning immunity again.
Merica - Day 37
-They return to camp and congratulate Mike on his win... but now the alliance of four has to turn on each other and Carolyn has a plan - she has a bond with Mike and she wants to use that to get herself into the final four.  Mike says he's going for wood and the two girls go with him - Carolyn tells him she's thinking Rodney tonight, he's dying anyway.  They agree that Rodney does nothing around camp and never has, even Will does more.
-Mike says he's okay with either of the guys going tonight - he feels like he's developed something with Carolyn so he's not writing her name down 1000%... but he has no guarantees that if he doesn't win immunity again that they will take him to the final three - he heard them all working together against him in the challenge today.
-Sierra tells him she knows they had something at the get go that she might have messed up but she guarantees 100% that she will vote Rodney tonight (um... that's not really promising him final three at all.)
Anyway, these three shake on Rodney tonight.

-Next we see Mike and Rodney cuddling in the hammock - feet to head of course - and Mike tells him he's in a spot, the girls are floating Rodney's name, who are the guys thinking tonight?... and Rodney wants to go for a walk - so they relocate and Rodney tells the camera that "These broads (grr) are hilarious.  They have been saying they can't stand Mike and now are kissing his @ss.  I don't kiss no man's @ss, bro.  I'm gonna say, "listen, whatchawannado?"
-Rodney's pitch to Mike: he's done nothing to make himself look good to the jury, Mike would have a better change against Rodney the vulgar @ss, than Sierra the sweetheart. 
-Mike agrees that the only person that's been anywhere close to beating him in the last four immunity challenges was Sierra - Rodney guarantees Will will vote with them against Sierra and they will have an all guy final three, "forget these fake broads." (grr.)

-At this point, Mike doesn't trust any of these people - he's just got to follow his gut and figure out what's best for his game - knowing if he makes the wrong decision it could be a million dollar mistake.

TRIBAL COUNCIL
Mike gives Dan a huge sh*t-eating grin when he comes in with the jury and Dan is so disgusted to see the immunity idol around his neck again - it was hilarious!

-Mike says he is 100% the swing vote tonight and it's kind of a weird position for him because people all of a sudden want him to vote with them - and he knows that he cannot trust any of the people sitting up there (though he does say he loves them all first) - the only person he can trust is himself.
-Rodney said after the challenge Mike came to him and said it was either him [Rodney] or Sierra tonight (did he really?) - but earnest Rodney says he swore this vote tonight on is sister's life so you know what he puts down is real.
-Sierra says Mike didn't tell her it was her or Rodney but she knows her name has come up and she plead her case today - which was she may not have won immunity but she was pretty close and she helps around camp... Jeff interrupted her and asked if that was more of a case to get rid of her than to keep her and she looks stunned for a minute then recovers with - Right now they are to the point of who deserves to still be there, who is trying hard and who still wants to be there.
-Jeff stirs it more by saying to Mike this was in direct opposition to the past couple tribal councils (I don't know about that, they tried to gas Carolyn last week.) But Mike plays along saying this group has kept weaker players in the game to take to the end - he had no part of that - the only way he is able to stay in the game is to keep winning.
-And Will decides this is a good time to make threats - "It sure is.  If he doesn't win immunity tomorrow, he's going to be sorry. 150,000%." (Really Will? What are you doing?) Rodney also shook his head like, way to screw me bro.
-Sierra says she still wants to be there and she's proven it.
-Rodney says the conversations he had today were genuine so let's just get to the vote and it'll prove where I'm at in this game.

Okay then, It's Time to Vote:
Rodney votes Ciara - says he just out witted her.
Sierra votes Rodney

Tallying the votes:
No more hidden anything.
Votes:
Sierra - 1
Rodney - 1
Sierra - 2, 3 - and it's a shocker for Dan anyway that Sierra was the next person voted out.  Carolyn is not happy.

Sierra's final thoughts -do we care?

Day 38 - IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
They will untie knots to open a rope gate then race up a huge flight of stairs to the top of a tower where they will retrieve a key then slide down a giant water side (oh good, at least they put some water on it this time, less slide rash) - they will then make their way through a multi-level obstacle course where they will use the key to release a bag of puzzle pieces which they will deposit on their table and then head back up.  Once they have all three bags of puzzle pieces, they must put the pieces together to solve a lighthouse puzzle - first person with their finished lighthouse has a one in three chance of winning a million dollars.
-Off they go - and Mike is the first out followed closely by Carolyn, Will and lastly Rodney - but Rodney makes up a lot of time sprinting up the stairs and they are one after the other coming down the slide.
-We're Mike, Rodney, Will & Carolyn heading back up for the 2nd key and the stairs are taken much more slowly.
-Third time up the steps it's Mike.... Rodney.... Carolyn and Will falling out of it near the end.
-Mike has his third bag and he's getting started on opening his bags.
-Rodney has his third bag - he's actually making an effort to win this one, it seems weird to see Rodney actually work hard.
-Will does the dead man drop on his last slide down.

We're down to the puzzle and it's neck and neck - Mike and Carolyn now getting the pieces together.  If Mike can win again he will join an elite group of 5 time individual immunity winners... and he does it - MIKE wins the final immunity challenge!

Merica - Day 38
They return to camp arm in arm... but Mike knows he has a huge decision tonight - if he makes the wrong one, it could cost him a million dollars.
-Mike heads for the river to think and Mama C follows.  Rodney tells Will she wants to stay so bad, but she ain't.  Will doesn't trust Mike but Rodney does, Mike said it would be Sierra yesterday and it was. 
-Will says if you want to make it in the end you don't take someone named Mama, cause everybody loves their Mama.

-Mike tells Carolyn that he's not voting for her tonight, he was hard core Blue all the way to the end but they all turned on him so he doesn't want any Blue with him in the final.  He says he wants Carolyn and him to vote Rodney and Rodney and Will to vote Carolyn so it will come down to the fire making challenge - and he wants Carolyn to nonchalantly practice making fire today. 
-She's freaking out - she has no choice though, she knows the other two boys are going to vote for her so she has no other options today.  It's nerve-wracking but she's got her game face on and she's going to make it happen.

-Mike goes back to camp and talks to Rodney who is saying me and Will are voting Mama C so you can make it easy and have a nice breakfast tomorrow or you can split it...  Mike tells him he's still got some thinking to do, Carolyn of course wants him to vote Rodney.

-Rodney tells the camera he's not sure what Mike's thinking but he already told him he wants to take him to the end so Rodney is confident that he is going to be in the final three.

-Mike tells the camera if Rodney loses tonight, it's poetic justice.  He thinks he's smooth talked his way all the way into the final - so maybe he is making a million dollar mistake but he'd rather lose to Mama C than be the guy that took two goats to the end and won.

-Carolyn is off practicing making fire with all their flint (hmm, do they get that in the tie breaker?) And she's not getting the hang of it.  Mike even gives her a pep talk... we'll see if it works.

TRIBAL COUNCIL
Okay, the jury comes in and Sierra looks like she put all the make up on that she could find- she fixed her eyebrows but the fake lashes and stripes of blush - looks like she's out of practice - oof.
-They had a respectful start rehashing the touchy feely moments after the arduous final immunity challenge... but then we get into it.
-Rodney says that Mike told him that Carolyn wants to vote him tonight and she's gotten herself into a pickle and that's why he's feeling some Tupperware right now. (Okay, it sounded like Tupperware, I'm not exactly sure what the heck he said.)
-Carolyn says she's not in any jam, there are only three of them that can go and she's not voting for herself so it's either Will or Rodney, that's the bottom line.
-Mike says why vote Mama C, they call her mama for a reason, she may have votes on the jury but then why vote Rodney, he hasn't pulled his weight around camp - but this is a fickle, fickle game and  often it doesn't matter what you do around camp - if you out witted, out played and out lasted and you did that long enough, you will find yourself in the final three.

Time To Vote:
Carolyn voted Rodney
Rodney  voted Momma C

Tallying the Votes:
Rodney - 1
Carolyn - 1
Carolyn - 2
Rodney - 2

It's a tie! So it's on to the fire making challenge and the jury looks so happy - though Dan is laughing, probably because he knows neither of these two people ever lifted a finger to make the fire.
-Off they go and it becomes pretty obvious that this is going to take a while.  Carolyn breaks her flint and Jeff gave her a back up.
20 minutes in and still no fire, no flame - Rodney gets his second flint from Jeff and Carolyn breaks another one - apparently Jeff has an unlimited supply of flint for them both because they both get another new one. 
-The Jury is fighting sleep, this is worse than watching paint dry.  I wonder how long they'll let this go on?
-45 minutes in, and neither of them have even made a flame at this point.  Jeff tells them if they had been out there alone, they would have been in trouble.  Oh, Rodney gets some flame but then blows it out.  Carolyn got a slight flame but she was hacking at the flint so hard she missed it and it went out.
-53 minutes in... (Just let them pick rocks for jebus' sake.)  Rodney gets flame going and he's started to try and get some kindling on there they have to get something growing to burn the rope... and Carolyn finally gets a fire going too (is there a producer under the table with a match?)
Rodney's fire is all coconut husk and Carolyn's is more established and it's CAROLYN that burns through her rope and earns her place in the final three. 

(HA! Rodney has no one to blame but himself... and of course he blames Mike.)

Rodney's final whine: I wish I had just got to the final three, it would have been a breeze and I would have won this game. But for this scumbag red-neck to make me do a fire challenge, it's horsesh*t.  (Anyway it devolves into more name calling because Rodney is a child and has to have a tantrum when he doesn't get his way- he gets no more coverage from me.)

Merica - Day 39
No more strategy or back-stabbing, they are done and the final three are hugging it out.
-Will still has his no collar attitude, he made the moves he had to make, let the chips fall where they may.
-Carolyn, this has been a dream of hers for 15 years and she got to play the game from beginning to end.  This was a season of gamers and with gamers when one plan crumbles you have to have plan B and plan C which she learned in corporate America.  She's nervous about who may vote for her - she's got to convince them that she made moves, she won challenges, she played a good game.
-Mike felt completely alone for a lot of this game but he learned that no matter what wall he comes up against, he can dig under it, go over it or if he needs to, bust through it.  Blue collars finish the job, that's what they do and he knows a lot of people may not like him because he won so much so he's got to be prepared for a battle, because he wants the title of sole survivor and a million dollars.

FINAL TRIBAL
And there are no opening remarks, except from Jeff, "If you want it, you better step up and take it."

Joe: He tells them they have to earn his vote tonight by manning up and dropping whatever front they have - he wants them to answer the questions posed to them honestly for once. Tells Will to man up - Tell Carolyn that she's kinda cold and hasn't made relationships so she has to show them how she out-played and out-wit.  Mike, got five necklaces, hats off to you, but what else did you do?  If they don't do any of these things they will lose his vote tonight.

Hayley: Mama C - you have been thrown into the stereotypical mother role here, how has that been a disadvantage to you?
 - I think people see me as a Mom and not a player.  Some of you are 25 years younger than me so the mother role does come out.  She wanted to take care of them as a mother would but she still played hard in every single challenge and fought her way to be sitting there.

Rodney: He's got his BB (Best Bud) Will - wants to know how he was real and true to himself and how he kept it real with all the people on the jury to solidify his position as sole survivor.
 - When he came into the game he knew he was going to be an underdog because he didn't have the knowledge of the game.  So that's how he played it, trying to make friends, trying to have people like him (except Shirin obviously)- he's very giving, when he left the auction he shared his snacks, he could have hid 'em - he thinks he has a relationship with everyone on the jury - except Shirin (and she nods) - and maybe people don't respect that play but that's all he had.  You can't be there in the final three just by luck.
Mama C - What power moves did you make?
 - First was Tyler, she loves Tyler but if he was with her in the final three she wouldn't have a shot.  Dan was the next one, only Mike voted with her, all her alliance did not - When plan A doesn't work you need contingency plan 1 and 2 - Mike was her back up plan and she used him to get herself to the end.
He had nothing for Mike.

Tyler - Starts with Mike - he put almost everyone there on the jury - what did he bring to the table in a redeeming social manner because what Tyler saw was a guy who was paranoid and looking to destroy everything that he was touching.
 - Mike struggled with this one - he said he tried to make bonds with people and let them see he is a real person, at home he thinks he is a social person but looking at their faces he obviously failed at that - all he can say is he sucks, maybe he's not as genuine as he always thought himself to be.

Carolyn they started off on White Collar and he protected her - now he is gutted - what can she say to redeem herself in his eyes.
 - You were my most difficult vote.  It pained her to write his name down, does she regret that it hurt him, yes.  All she can do is say she's sorry, Survivor makes you do things to get to this point that you may not be proud of, but if you don't do them, you are sitting on the jury (She outwitted you dude, go sit down.)

Sierra - White Collar, Blue Collar and a No Collar.  She asks Will what traits from the other two players he wished he possessed.
 - From a blue collar sense he liked Mikes work ethic but he didn't like his approach, demanding they get wood right now - you have to lead by example.  As for Mama C, he liked how she took time to analyze things before she put them in motion.

Jenn - She has no qualms with any of the final three so she addresses the jury:  Half of you are the most bitter people I have ever met in my life and angry at people who played better than you.  You are all so mad at Mike for playing - everyone freaks out that he tried this strategy, didn't work - tried another strategy - didn't work - what else was he supposed to do?  You were so on your whole group thing bullcr@p - you kicked him out of his house, set up a barbed wire fence and then said "try to come in, I dare you." (Rodney and Dan look really confused by her speech - I'm thinking Preach, Sister!)  Mike is the only person that out-witted, out-played and out-lasted all of you - the others may have done one of those things but those aren't the rules of Survivor.  You say you are super fans, and if you are, then you are going to vote for the person who deserves it.  Get over it. Prove that you're a fan! (Dan is still shaking his head and rolling his eyes at her - yes, Bitter Betty, she was talking to you.)

Dan: He's not happy to have to follow that (I smell the Sue Hawk award coming on.)
Mike, Colby Donaldson proved that just because you win immunity doesn't mean you win this game.  You have to get to the end with the right people and you have to put the right people on the jury.  You didn't care about the jury, all you cared about was making it to the end - you better care about us tonight because there is no necklace to save your @ss tonight. (If he had a mike he would have dropped it, it was he just went back to his seat.  I think Dan needs a diaper change.)
 - Mike asks if he can address Dan-o - and gets the nod from Jeff - he says his biggest regret was losing Dan's trust at the auction, going back on his word put a wedge between them that he wasn't able to repair and he's truly sorry for that - it goes beyond gameplay, he hopes they can be friends but if not, he still wanted to apologize to him publicly for going back on his word.
Dan asks to go back up - and gets the okay from Jeff (I found the permission asking kind of funny) - Dan says, "That is, the most genuine thing you have said to me since the auction." Anyway he accepts Mike's apology because that was all baby wanted to hear - diaper all changed and Dan gives them all a heartfelt congratulations.

Shirin: She was really hoping that Mike and Will would both be in the final because she wanted to thank them both. Will for showing her she still had an open wound from her childhood that she needed mending, and she was able to stand up for herself against him and all the other people that didn't come to her aid - but she also miraculously had a protector in Mike who came into camp and took her away from the abuse for which she was grateful - But, that still doesn't mean that Mike has her vote.  It's about the game they played so Carolyn is still in it. 
She likens the three finalists to animals they observed out there:
Mike is a howler monkey - he's loud, he comes at you and if you threaten a howler monkey he will throw feces in your face and rip you limb from limb, because he voted every single one of you out, except for me.
Carolyn she says is a stingray - hidden, doesn't want to make waves, but if she senses anything near her threatening, she will sting you and she will sting you dead, and you are out of this game.  Carolyn was on the winning side of every single vote, she is the only person with that distinction.
Will, is the dead fish that we dragged in with our nets - we were stoked having fish but if you bit into the dead fish he would poison you from within - he didn't have to make any alliances, he was the dead fish, eyes are glazed over, do what you want with me - that was his poison.

Please look at the game play - Aggressive, Stealthy... Dead Fish and with that she will quote Sue Hawk, "When we all go to vote, let it be the way that Mother Nature intended."
(How could I not have realized that Shirin was going to get the Sue Hawk award? Though she was much more articulate, she did the animal analogy, quite the tribute to our favourite lady trucker.)

Time to Vote for the Winner
Jenn voted for Mike - he deserves it 150,000% (he's got them all doing it.)
Rodney voted for Will - they kept it real in this game...
Sierra voted for Carolyn - she believed she played the best game in it's entirety.
Dan had to bring the Drama and bang his head against the table so everyone could hear it... (give it up already.)

Jeff goes to get the votes and we arrive live in the CBS studios for the final reading of the votes:
Mike - 1
Will - 1
Carolyn - 1
Mike - 2
Mike - 3
Mike - 4 - and MIKE is the Winner and Sole Survivor - He runs over and kisses Jeff and then nearly tackled his mother in the audience - holy crap dude!

And with Mike, our pool winners are: Sunnie C., Judy C., and Susan N. Congratulations!

They are also going to announce the winners of the Second Chance vote to be on the next season - Mike was one of the top 10 but now that he's won, he won't be back.

The one surprising thing that happened was that they apparently had some controversy with Dan after the shows aired where he was bad mouthing the show in the press and saying that a lot of his comments were taken out of context so they actually showed the raw footage of one of the disputed comments - basically throwing Dan under the bus - it was not classy on either of their parts but in the end I guess Jeff made his point that Dan may think he's being funny but just isn't aware of how he comes across to people.  Dan pretty much says he doesn't care about being PC, he's going to be him and if you can't take a joke, too bad. (I see both sides, don't really care to see any more of Dan.)

There is still bad blood between Will and Shirin and he did finally give her an apology but it was coached in the way that she had to get to a point where she needs to forgive... yeah, not much of an apology but she also wasn't willing to let it go, she wanted to make an example of him and get on her soap box about domestic abuse... This is Survivor,  I think we need to acknowledge it is a problem and just move on.  Will's wife looked like she wanted to do some abusing of Shirin as well - so yeah, Jeff, lets move along.

Finally, Jeff is heartbroken that Rodney had to endure the worst birthday of his life... so he brought him out a cake and party hat and they sang... don't feed the beast Jeff, just don't do it.

Finally we get to the casting of the next Survivor - Second Chance
Season 1 - Kelly Wigglesworth
Season 2 - Kimmy and Jeff
Wes' dad Keith is getting a second shot.
Pei-Gi
Ciara and Vigas
Terry Deets?  Andrew Savage  (I don't remember half these people.)
Abi-Marie and Kass both villain women get second chances.
Monica? and Kelley Wentworth get second chances.
Shirin is getting a second chance (please keep your pants on)
Steven (lost to JT) and Woo are getting second chances.
Tasha (from crazy J'Tia season)gets a second chance.
Jeremy (had to battle his wife on the first day)gets a second chance.
Spencer and Joe (man-bun) are the last two filling out the Second Chance season of Survivor in Cambodia.
So 20 returning Survivors and there are a bunch I don't really remember... See you in September.

Coleen

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

The Amazing Race - May 15th FINALE Recap

Monster Truck Heroes

It's the season finale so they started with a recap of the finalists journey's so far:

Blair & Hayley's blind date got off to a rocky start and got worse from there but they seem to have finally found a way to work together coming in first in the last two legs and securing a spot in the final.

Mike & Rochelle started out with a relationship goal, using the race as a fast forward for their relationship, but they have been tested throughout with the last leg proving especially challenging for Rochelle - but a surprise at the mat kept them racing into the final.

Jelani & Jenny had success right out of the gate but soon realized they had issues to work out (she's a control freak) but from then on a friendship formed and their consistent racing has kept them in the running.

Tyler & Laura's blind date started with positive first impressions and they quickly formed a strong bond, avoiding a disastrous mistake (forgetting the fanny pack in another teams car) with level heads quickly made them a force to be reckoned with, muscling their way into the final.

Final leg - the teams kept racing from Peru to Dallas, Texas - they all flew 3K miles north to Dallas and once they touched down had to make their way to AT & T Stadium to find their next clue.  All four teams are on the same flight - the first three teams were surprised to see Mike & Rochelle show up... but whatchagunnado?  Hayley tells Blair, "You're gonna listen right?" (The side-eye he gives her is priceless.)

Dallas, Texas - the flight arrives and they are all running for cabs - Mike & Rochelle managed to be the first team in a taxi, followed by Jenny & Jelani, Laura & Tyler and finally Blair & Hayley.
-Mike & Rochelle get to the stadium and get the clue to a ROADBLOCK - Who wants to score?
-Mike says he will and they let their cab leave.  They head into the stadium and they show Mike getting harnessed up and he has a football uniform (dress 'em up!)
-The other teams start arriving at the stadium and searching the grounds for the clue box - looks like all the guys are doing this one.
-The girls are waiting on the field when the Amazing Race MIKE comes on the jumbo-tron and they set off fireworks, and the marching band comes in (it's true, everything is bigger in Texas) and there goes Mike running onto the field - first he has to retrieve his playbook from 300 ft in the air (so he's harnessed up and raised to the rafters) once he comes down he has to catch a touchdown pass and then kick the field goal for the extra point.
Once Mike is down, it's Tyler's turn to run in and get hoisted up, then Blair goes.
-Mike can't catch the football, their lead might be gone.
-Jelani is the last one hoisted to the rafters, but he also played football in school.
-Tyler played some high school ball too and he makes his first catch.
-Mike makes his third catch.
-Tyler makes the kick for the clue - they have to make their way to P2 Ranch.
-Mike also has issues with kicking the ball - it sputters along the ground (yeah, that would be me.)
-Blair makes his first catch to chorus' of Hayley telling him to go quicker (really?)
-Mike still can't get the kick, but Blair doesn't do much better even though he took his shoe off... and Mike is losing his pants (crackatoa!)
-Jelani easily makes the first catch and Blair makes his second kick making Hayley & Blair the next team moving on.
-Jelani misses the first kick though, and Mike's still kicking.

-Tyler and Laura get back out to their cab and he has no idea where the P2 Ranch is.

-Poor Blair is trying to change while Hayley is telling him to hurry up (shut up!)

-Outside the cab drivers confer and Blair & Hayley's driver knows where to go so Tyler & Laura decide to wait for Hayley & Blair to come out so they can follow them... Hayley of course thinks this is ridiculous,  "How shady." Laura yells at her, "we're not taking your cab, chill out."

-Back inside the stadium Mike still can't get the ball in the air and Jelani isn't doing that much better no matter how much Jenny is screaming at him to kick higher!

-Out in the cabs, Blair & Hayley are telling their cab driver not to let the other team follow them and Tyler & Laura are freaking out at how much time their losing by just waiting for the other cab to go (why they are all still sitting around makes me think Hayley & Blair's driver really doesn't know where to go.)

-Mike finally makes his kick! YAY!  And poor Jelani misses again, I thought Jenny was going to blow a blood vessel she was yelling so hard.
-Jelani finally makes the kick though and these two teams head outside where the other two teams taxi's still haven't left.
-Bad news for Mike & Rochelle is that their cab driver wouldn't wait there for them so they have to find a ride. Jenny & Jelani's driver was also waiting and the taxi'd teams finally leave.  Tyler & Laura decide not to follow Hayley & Blair because they made such a kurfuffle... but everyone has to head to the same place.
-Mike & Rochelle do find a cab but they also went from first to last (Have I mentioned how I hate when cab driver's decide the winners?!)

-Hayley & Blair are the first team to the ranch and the clue tells them to join the cattle drive and corral some long-horns to receive their next clue.
-Cowboy Up - working with an experienced cowboys they must corral a herd of longhorns - when at least 6 are in the pen, the lead cowboy will give them their next clue.
-They dressed up again - western shirts, jeans, cowboy boots and of course the hat... (looks like the hats are disguising helmets) - Blair apparently has never ridden a horse (not the hands!...he's a doctor) - they head out to cowboy up.

-Jenny & Jelani and Tyler & Laura get to the ranch at the same time and they get suited up in their cowboy outfits... Tyler just seems so excited (there is something to be said for having a positive attitude, makes everything more fun.)

-Mike & Rochelle are in a cab, she says they are three minutes away from where they need to go and the cab driver tells them he needs gas right now - and heads in the opposite direction (WHAT?  Are you kidding me? I'd be livid... so much for my positive attitude speech. LOL)

-Blair & Hayley with the help of the four or five actually cowboys doing the actual wrangling, are the first to get the cattle in the pen and they get the clue to head to the Reunion Tower to find their next clue.
-Laura is scared of falling off the horse - Tyler has a pretty cowgirl to help him along today... he's quite excited about that.
-Jenny apparently grew up riding horses in Orange County and Jelani's getting some lessons.
-They start out driving the cattle and there is one section where they have to ride through a pretty deep ditch of water - Jenny's horse tries to jump up the bank and slides back throwing Jenny off into the water - and almost kicking her - yikes! Experience cowboys, hello!  She was alright though and got right back on (she's nothing if not determined.)
-Jelani seems to ride a horse like he rode the reed boat - almost lying down along it's back (when in doubt, get prone - I guess is his motto.)
-They are the next team to get the clue and head for the Reunion tower.
-Tyler and Laura head out on the range and Tyler is enjoying it, Laura is freaking out a little... Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!  Once they get their cattle corralled Tyler's horse gets spooked and takes off RUNNING!  They have to chase his horse down (hahaha... probably not so funny, but I laughed at #Giddyup they put on the screen.)  Laura & Tyler also head off for Reunion Tower.

-When Mike & Rochelle finally get to the ranch, Phil is there to meet them and tell them that all the cattle had been rounded up, so they are ELIMINATED from the Race.  Rochelle is teary again but they say they watched the other teams bicker and fight throughout the race and it made them appreciate all the more what they have - they couldn't have done this with better partners.  They are still proud to be the Last Couple Standing... and Mike will finally get to meet her son.

-Reunion Tower - Hayley & Blair get the clue to another ROADBLOCK: Who has a sharp eye?  Hayley does (actually all the girls will be doing this one as the guys did the first one.)
-They have to go to the top of the 500ft Reunion tower and find their next clue by looking for TAR flags as they rappel down (500ft???)
-Hayley is all strapped in and she can't even close her eyes if she gets scared because she has to spot the clue...  She starts letting herself down slowly and looking around but she can't see the flags... she spots some red signs over by a parking garage, maybe that's it.  Blair is yelling at her, asking if she's spotted the clue and she's like, "If he is yelling at me like I'm not doing this right..." (So what if she doesn't see the clue, does she go again?)

-Jenny & Jelani are driving up to the tower and they see Hayley coming down - Jenny is so excited to get to rappel down the tower.  Laura seeing the same thing, not so enthused.

-Hayley says she's pretty confident she knows where they need to go... but I'm pretty sure she's not right.  They are jumping in their cab to leave as the other two teams show up and the girls head into the tower.  Tyler is so frustrated that Hayley & Blair are so far ahead, he really doesn't want them to win.

-Hayley & Blair in the cab, she's yelling at Blair to help her direct the cab driver but he doesn't know where they need to go... he basically tells her that and she's still yelling at him to help her make decisions (oh sweet jebus!)

-Tyler & Jelani are laughing about Blair & Hayley, Tyler wonders if they are bickering as usual and Jelani guarantees they are - and they are, he heard her already today, "kick it better Blair."

-Jenny & Laura are rappeling down at the same time and they are united in not wanting Blair & Hayley to win - Laura spots the flags right away but second guesser Jenny thinks it couldn't be that obvious and spots the same thing Hayley did on top of the parking garage... (NO!)

-Hayley is freaking out in the cab that Blair's not listening to her (same old, same old)... and she finally gets them to the top of the parking garage (he's pretty skeptical that's where it would be...) and he's right.

-Dangling off the tower, Laura is finally able to convince Jenny that the flags out in the field are where they need to go (good!)

-Hayley & Blair realize she's spotted the wrong thing and then she doesn't know what to do - "Do I have to do it again?  They're coming down, maybe we can just follow them." (Who's being shifty now? Huh?)
-In the cab Blair wants to follow the tracks for a bit to see if he can find the flags and she's talking like she always is, "should I do it again?" When he doesn't answer her she starts yelling, "Will you help me make a decision?" (He should be telling her to shut up and listen for once - sheesh!)

-Tyler & Laura and Jelani & Jenny are heading towards the flags they saw from the tower.  Tyler & Laura turn right after the train tracks and super over-thinker Jenny gets their driver to turn left because she wants to stay along the train tracks (well, can't accuse them of following or having any sense of direction.)

-Tyler & Laura are the first team to make it to the clue box and they see MONSTER TRUCKS - Tyler, "Please tell me I get to drive a monster truck!"
-They read the clue that tells them to: test your memory at the end of the bog pit, and test your driving skills to get there.  They choose the snazzy bright green truck and just drive through a muddy channel (huh) - at the end they get out of the truck and face the final challenge: A Selfie Memory Test.
-First they have to unlock a shed, on the outside is a combination lock and the name of four locations they've visited along the race that correspond with leg numbers - the numbers are the combination to the lock - once they open the shed, inside is a rack of all their selfies that I'm guessing they'll have to put in order.
-Tyler & Laura are confident of the first and last leg number... the middle two, not so much.

-Jenny & Jelani have finally turned around and found the monster trucks (Jenny really is directionally challenged) - They drive through the mud slowly (Jelani drives like a grandma!  Jenny's chanting "Gas it, Gas It" then she almost cracks her head on the windshield when he drives out of the mud (smooth.) 

-Hayley & Blair have returned to the Reunion Tower so she can try again and she's still not seeing the flags, probably because she can't believe she was wrong and she has no one else to blame. (I'm thinking this is her Race Karma coming for her in the worst way possible.)  And then finally - bing!  She sees the flags over by the train tracks and books it down so they can jump in their cab and go. 

-Tyler & Laura are still working on the combination.
-Jenny & Jelani have gotten to their shed and their combo is different so even if they wanted to cheat off each other they couldn't.

-Hayley is just repeating, "I'm so sorry." over and over to Blair, and he's being so Blair about it, even tempered and gracious telling her to stop, they may still have a long day ahead of them.

-Jenny & Jelani are the first team to figure out their combination and retrieve the selfies from the shed.  They have to place the pictures along a read line drawn on a wall with the map of the world on it - putting the pictures in order from left to right.
-Jenny keeps saying hurry, hurry, hurry as Jelani is placing the pictures but Tyler & Laura still can't figure out the combo and get their shed open. (Grr! So frustrating.)
-Jenny & Jelani have a lot of the pictures up but they're not sure of the order on some of them... when Laura finally stumbles upon their combination and gets into the shed. (OH!)  They figure out the first picture and he goes to put it up, telling her to find the next one...
-Jenny & Jelani are struggling to get all their selfies in order and placed in the right places on the time line.
-Tyler & Laura seem to be ripping through it - he says he wants to get back in his monster truck, so they have to finish - but Laura's not sure if he's doing it right.  They have Big Don: Monster trucker/Judge come and look at their selfie timeline and he tells them it's not right (how would Big Don from Texas know?... I'm sure he has the answer sheet but still, seems weird.)

-Hayley & Blair finally arrive at the monster truck and she's yelling at him to buckle up, buckle up, BUCKLE UP! (safety first, even with a million dollars on the line - Can't fault her for that, but still, that voice.)

-Tyler has Laura re-read the clue to him and she says the pictures have to be in chronological order from right to left - he put their first picture on the far left because he thought it needed to be near the spot on the map... but he made that change and Big Don gives them the thumbs up!  They run back to the monster truck and see Hayley & Blair have just gotten there so they are now super pumped knowing they are in first place.
-Hayley & Blair get to their shed just as Jenny & Jelani get the thumbs up from Big Don.

-Tyler & Laura get the final clue to make their way to the Continental Avenue Bridge and the FINISH LINE!  They jump in their cab and he doesn't know where the bridge is (Are you new to Texas, sir?) so they jump out of that cab and ask one of the other drivers - he comes over and tells their driver it's the new bridge and then he's good to go!

-Jenny & Jelani are right behind them with Grandma driving through the mud again (come one Jelani, drive it like you don't have to pay to fix it! Oh, hold on, it's probably a standard transmission, now it makes sense.)  They also get the clue to head to Continental Avenue Bridge and Jenny is directing the driver to go fast.

-Seems Tyler & Laura's driver still isn't sure, he tries to take them to a different bridge.
-Jenny is back seat driving, telling the driver to head towards all the people and his response, "I can't drive into this wall ma'am." (Haha.)

FINISH LINE... and it's TYLER & LAURA that win the 26th Amazing Race!  (Yay, I really liked them as a team!)  #CongratsTeamSoCal!

And with Tyler & Laura: Sia D., Kevin R., Cindi & Robert, Sharon R. and Bob L. have won $100 each in the pool!

-It doesn't look like there were any love matches among the final teams but they all finished amicably -Jenny & Jelani so close but not winners and Blair carried Hayley to the end on his back - she was still feeling like it was all her fault they lost and he said he had no regrets (he's probably not going to be single for long after this, her... they didn't do her any favours. She's pretty sure this is going to haunt her for the rest of her life.)  They all agree they are still looking for love.

-Oh except Jeff & Jackie, who say they have gotten to know each other on a deeper level, he says they won each other... hmm, not sure if she agrees.

-Hayley said she'd run the race again with Blair, and he'd run it again with her if she promised not to yell at him as much... to which she said she wouldn't, if he promised to listen. Blair, "I knew you were going to say that."

Over all, I think it was a really good season, I enjoyed watching how the blind daters and existing relationships got along and dealt with the stresses on the Race.
 
Congratulations to our winners and Tyler & Laura!

Have a great summer my pool peeps!

Coleen

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Survivor Worlds Apart - May 13/15 Episode Recap

My Word Is My Bond

Last week Carolyn sided with Mike in the vote and took out her closest ally (and only person that knew she had a hidden immunity idol) Tyler.  Oh yeah, and did you know it was Rodney's birthday?   And nobody gave up their Reward to him... can you believe it?

Merica - Night 32
-They returned from Tribal Council, which Mike enjoyed because he got to see the alliance turn on each other - but he also knows he either has to find another hidden immunity idol or win every immunity from here on out or he's the next to go.
-Dan is trying to get the fire restarted and Mike keeps asking, do you want me to do it?  Should I come in?  And Dan ignores him as he's telling us in voice over that he has no interest in working with Mike at this point, he has to be the hero and he's so arrogant and condescending - then Dan gets the fire going and shows Mike someone else can get the job done.  Dan is feeling all high and mighty with his advantage of the extra vote in his back pocket and he's sure his alliance of now 5 can get Mike out.
-Dan goes to Carolyn and confirms with her that he's all in but Carolyn doesn't trust Dan, his advantage makes him a huge threat and she's going to keep her options open with Mike.
-Carolyn goes and talks to Mike and tells him that Dan has to be the next one out... but they don't have the numbers.  She tells Mike that Dan's advantage is an extra vote and Mike's confused (Mike seems really tired after Tribal, let the guy have a nap) - but once he realizes what she's told him, he does understand how much of a threat Dan has become with that advantage - the next one will be a critical vote.
-Carolyn's got stuff brewing on both sides, but she still says if Mike doesn't win immunity, "he gots to go."

REWARD CHALLENGE- Day 34
They will be divided into two teams of three, on Jeff's go they will run through a series of obstacles then untie knots to release a doorway, then use a hatchet to chop a rope and release puzzle pieces, finally they'll have to solve a word puzzle: A Reward With All The Fixin's.  The Reward: picked up by chopper and taken on a tour of the country then touch down for a surf and turf meal before returning to camp to resume the game.
-Jeff tries to stir the pot asking Rodney how he feels and he says he's seeing stahs Jeff, he feels like he's in prison - maybe somebody will feel for him... Jeff asks if he means someone should give up the reward for him (how 'bout you try to win it you goomba?) and Rodney starts in on his litany of 'it was my birthday and a friend said they would do something for me and didn't... (Yes, Jeff, he feels that entitled.)... it hurt him.
Mike says it is hard to see him struggling but it's a Reward, you have to earn it. Win, then you'll go on it guaranteed. (Exactly!)

Teams:
Blue: Dan, Sierra & Rodney
Red: Carolyn, Mike & Will.

Off they go - They are pretty much neck and neck until the knots and blue goes ahead but not by much... they start sorting the tiles (not all of them have letters) - both teams start working on the puzzle and when Red looked over at Blue and saw one of their words, both teams started turning their tiles over of away from the other team...
30 minutes in and they are still stumped - it's the N' tile for fixin's that seems to be messing them up - Sierra said fixings but Dan shut that down as not enough letters.
45 minutes, Jeff has told them it's a six word phrase, telling them to think of all the phrases Jeff says over and over and over every season (that's not much of a clue) Jeff tells them don't worry about your grammar and Rodney says something about fix wishin' (ah, on the right track...)
1 hour in and this is now officially the longest word puzzle in the history of the show - Jeff asks, "What are you playing for? What does it come with?"  Dan asks what Jeff's saying, "is he giving us a clue?"  Sierra, "I'm not even listening to him."
-Carolyn is listening to Jeff however and finally, the Red team gets "A Reward With All The Fixin's!" (Suck it Rodney!)

-And then Carolyn's looking over at Rodney debating what to do...
Jeff lays it out that Rodney could be a vote for her if she gives it to him or he could be fed and revitalized and get rid of her... She decides to keep the Reward (when she didn't give it up on his Birthday, she was dead to him, this would have made no difference and I think she knows that... but it's better TV if she agonizes for the camera.)
Notice nobody talked to Will about giving his spot up... all staged if you ask me.

REWARD - Day 34
The helicopter ride was epic for Mike - and they pointed out there was a White collar, Blue collar and No collar on that reward.  Carolyn (who has been on every reward but one) said this was the best one.  They touch down in an open field where there is a meal laid out for them - and they talk strategy while their minds get sharper with every bite - Mike asks what they think of this as the final three - Carolyn agrees it would be a great final three but Will's not sold - he says he's entertained the thought of a final three with Mama C but not Mike because he's public enemy #1 - if Mike wins immunity til the end he has nothing to worry about (so don't you want to be on that guys side?) Nope, Will wants to get rid of the biggest threat and, to him, that's still Mike. (You couldn't just play along?  Have you seen this show before?) 
-Mike just begs, please, don't let Rodney beat me in this game.  Carolyn says, Oh God no.  Even Will agrees his ass has got to calm down, he's starting to get on my nerves now (Ah! Common ground, they all agree that Rodney is annoying.)

Merica - Day 34
Rodney wants to whine about not going on the Reward again and Sierra tells him she doesn't want to talk about it... but he continues that Mama C gets to go on all the Rewards and he was screwed out of it (WHAT? This guy needs a swift kick.)  He tells the camera once Mike is out of their Mama C is next and revenge is going to be sweet.
-Dan takes off to try and find some kind of food and miraculously finds a couple melons growing nearby that they'd never seen before - he picks them and brings them back to camp, the concurring hero - (they looked like some kind of honeydew) - Rodney feels like he got a reward after all, he feels like he's in heaven now.  He starts to feel like the old Rodney, he's got his
hustle one.  Sierra, Dan & Rodney agree they are on the same page for voting out Mike and then Carolyn.  Rodney's ready to battle for the immunity, full force - so he better watch out.

Merica - Day 35
-Tree mail says something about hand eye coordination and a light touch to win immunity (I'm thinking Rodney's out.)
-Dan tells the camera they cannot let Mike win another immunity challenge, period, end of discussion. (so not quite period.)
-Mike makes a pitch to Sierra (and I got a look at her eyebrows - it looks like she has brown brows tattooed on under her actual blond brows... that's why it looks so funny... weird) anyway, Mike tells her that they have to take out Dan tonight because he can only win over Will and Rodney, he's not taking Sierra or Carolyn to the end with him... and if any of them make the top three... How will they ever vote.  Sierra agrees Mike makes a good point, she can't know what Dan will do, but the one thing she does know is that Mike has to go - going to the end with Mike would be shooting herself in the foot.  But she's smart enough to go along with him when he's talking, she agrees with what he's saying, but she's still voting Mike out.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
It's the suspended labyrinth - have to pivot the board to keep the ball going through the maze and not dropping through holes until you get to the middle.
-To start they have to use grappling hooks to retrieve three bags that each contain a ball.  Once they have all three bags they will use one of the balls to solve the table maze.  First person to get the ball to the middle of the maze wins immunity.

Off they go - and they are all getting the bags rather quickly - it is Mike who gets his three bags first though and starts on the maze first.   Dan joins him working on the maze and Dan catches up... Mike drops and has to start over - Dan is slower and steadier.  Sierra then joins them.  Dan drops and has to start again.  They have all dropped and started over... Will gets to the maze too.. and Mike just can't the ball in the middle... COME ON MIKE!  Sierra gets to the inner circle too, eeek!.. but Mike if finally able to get the ball home.  MIKE wins individual immunity and saves his bacon - it was the fourth of July inside him, fireworks going off - cause one of those five are going home.

Merica - Day 35
They get back to camp and Dan is so frustrated that Mike lives another day.  In Dan's pecking order, Carolyn is the next to go, he confirms with Rodney, Will and Sierra they are all voting Carolyn - though Sierra tells the camera if they vote like they have been to take out the biggest threats, it should be Dan tonight.(Carolyn is the biggest threat, she wins a lot too, but she's a woman, is that it?  Even from Sierra, for shame.)  She tells Dan that they are telling Mike & Carolyn it's him [Dan] so they don't get wind of it.

-Dan leaves and Mike & Carolyn come to the fire (well isn't that convenient) and Rodney says they are thinking Dan-o - Mike's good with that and Carolyn reiterates that he's the biggest threat with his advantage... no one says anything more and now Mike's not sure if Dan is the right move because they all seem to be on board - what if he gets rid of somebody else, just to mess with their plan? (Can't you just be happy? Of course his suspicious instincts have proven right on the money so far.)

-So Mike searches out Dan and decrees that Dan is going home tonight unless Mike does something to save him.
-Dan can't believe that Mike had the audacity, the unmitigated gaul, to say that he alone has the power to save him.  To Mike he says he doesn't believe him... but part of him is actually wondering if there is a chance they could turn on him.  Of course Dan is in a pissing contest with Mike, who can be the most uppity, and Dan's attitude makes Mike believe that they have lied to him and it's not Dan tonight so it must be one of the girls because Dan could only win if he takes Rodney and Will to the end with him.

-Carolyn is telling Sierra she believes what the boys told her and they are voting Dan tonight when Mike comes flying in and scares the crap out of Sierra (that was pretty funny) - but then he tells them to look at who is sleeping in the shelter - Dan & Rodney - right there, that is Survivor code for 'I'm not going anywhere' - those two know they are safe and don't have to do anything to scramble for votes - he 1Million% (still not grasping percentages) guarantees that they are voting for one of the girls tonight.

-When Mike walks away the girls agree that Mike is paranoid, he's psycho and that's what got him in this position in the first place...
-Carolyn is wracking her brain - she doesn't want to waste her idol, if she truly believes they are voting for Dan, she can save it for one more vote (oh no, you better play it, Lucy.)

TRIBAL COUNCIL
Jury comes in and Shirin is silently celebrating that Mike has the immunity necklace.

Jeff starts with Mike and asks him about trust among the other five - Mike says there may be a couple people that don't trust as much but they still have a common enemy, this guy right here (two thumbs to his own chest). However, they can't vote for him so there was some scrambling going on at camp.

-Rodney says trust is ahh... ahh... he's kind of out of his mind right now.  He says he's very depleted and having trouble with decision making and ah... what was the question again?
Jeff asks him again if he's at the point in the game where he trusts the relationships he's made?  Rodney says he's with these people 24/7 and he can't even be with his mother that much without wanting to ring her neck so at the end of the day you have to just trust in the alliances you've made and hope they are still on your side.

Carolyn - she says she wants to trust the people she wants to trust but she knows her head's on the chopping block tonight (that made Dan and Rodney gulp) people are going to tell you what you want to hear because they are all scrambling to save themselves.  I am very, very nervous tonight.

Dan- agrees that she's proven herself and Carolyn has every reason to be nervous but she's not the only one - his name has come up A LOT (he's an adopted child Jeff) - he's goes on about making a move or staying put - blah blah blah... there are still five of them there but not after tonight there won't be.

-Will says he's very nervous - Mike continuing to win immunity is digging into their numbers and Dan still has an advantage that they have no clue what it's going to do.
-Jeff asks Rodney about the advantage - he says it's kind of like a strong arm tactic, you say you're  going to use it tonight and let it be known or you keep it in your back pocket and not say a word about it... so it's scary cause it could be you who's going home.
-Sierra says there has been tons of talk [about hidden idols and the advantage] you don't want to walk out the door with something in your bag you could have played.
-Dan says tonight could be an excellent time to use his advantage, but the next Tribal Council might be even better.  Dan's a metronome going back and forth - he doesn't know what the right thing to do is.  (That made Mike roll his eyes.)

Time to Vote:
They don't show how anyone voted.

Jeff says he's going to go Tally the votes and Dan stops him, "Excuse me Jeff, I'd rather go down swinging than watch strike three go by.  I'd like to play my advantage please."
-Jeff tells them all that Dan gets an extra vote and sends Dan to go cast his vote.
-That has Carolyn shaking her head... (She better play her idol.)

Tallying the votes:
Anyone want to play a hidden immunity idol...?  And Carolyn says she's not taking the chance, and she hands Jeff her hidden immunity idol.  Any votes cast for Carolyn will not count. (Oh, Dan has a poopy diaper.)

Finally, Reading the votes:
Carolyn - does not count
Carolyn - does not count
Carolyn - does not count
Carolyn - does not count
Carolyn - does not count
Dan - 1, 2... and it's DAN joining the jury!  That was a great Tribal! It's so much fun when they can upset the apple cart - and I'm sick of listening to Dan.

But with Dan being voted out, that takes Natalie O., Jenn G. and Andria S. out of the pool.

Next week is the finale (May 20th), this is who is still in the running:

Carolyn: Donna P., Kevin C. and Chandra K.
Mike: Sunnie C., Judy C. and Susan N.
Rodney: Tam J., Sue & Hannelore and Tori K.
Sierra: Drew C., Emily H. and Kevin R.
Will: Bryon L., Sharon R. and Mike L.

The finale is going to be two hours - they show Rodney asking Carolyn why she didn't tell them she had an idol - her answer, "You all voted for me." ('nough said) There will be chills, spills and scrambling galore - I can't wait!

Dan's final thoughts: he came out there with three things to do:
#1 Have fun
#2 Be remembered
#3 Hopefully win this game
As long as he made the first two, he's still okay with that.  Everyday out there was a dream come true, he played a good game, a respectable game and he has no regrets. (Ah, we'll see how you feel after your wife sees how you treated some of the women... just saying.)

Have a great long weekend everybody.

Coleen

Sunday, May 10, 2015

The Amazing Race - May 8/15 Episode Recap

In It To Win It

Last week the teams raced to Peru where Blair & Hayley fought their way to a first place finish sponsored by Fit Bit and Matt & Ashley were unable to catch up after the non-elimination last week, and went home.

We're down to the final four teams and they are all competing for their spot in the final leg - the episode started with Tyler owning his little temper tantrum from the previous leg, when the potatoes were all dumped on the ground - he's in it to win it and if he has to start playing more aggressively that's what he's going to do.

Blair & Hayley were the first team out at 6:39am, they read the clue that they are staying in Peru - they have to head back down to Trujillo at sea level and search for the largest mosaic in South America - it's a two mile long, 10ft high wall of tiny mosaic tiles.  They have to retrieve a magnifying glass from a clown, then search the wall for a marked tile which will show them their next clue (oof.)
-It's funny how Blair & Hayley have developed a relationship where he can bug her about her shrill screaming by saying one of her strengths is how she is always whispering... and she goes along - at least they can laugh about it.

-Jelani & Jenny - 7:19am - They started the Race out hot, then cooled down but now are hoping to just blaze through it today to get to the finale.

-Hayley & Blair get to the mosaic wall and realize it's huge - they look for the clown and retrieve the magnifying glasses then realize they have to look on the wall for the clue... which they seem to find right away (how did that happen?) - they peel the red and yellow striped sticker off the tile and run back to the clown who hands them their next clue - well, teases them a little but finally hands them the clue to the DETOUR - Shake Your Hips or Make Some Bricks
-In Shake Your Hips - they have to learn a traditional courtship dance (the dancing ones always take forever - but - Costumes!)
-In Make Some Bricks - they must make 12 bricks as part of a conservation project at an archeological site - then they must transport 12 dry bricks to the work site to receive the next clue.
-Blair & Hayley choose to make some bricks and as they get in the cab they know how lucky they were finding the clue on the wall so fast - they were able to get out of there before Jenny & Jelani even showed up.

-Speaking of whom, J & J just showed up at the wall and they have a picture of a piece of the wall as a clue  (Oh, no wonder it went so quickly for Hayley & Blair.)  They are looking for Hayley & Blair... but don't seem to be looking for the clown (hmm) - and they just start walking along the wall trying to match the picture.

-Mike & Rochelle are the next out at 8:35am... if their cab will start (uh oh)... they are lamenting the fact that the first two teams have such a lead on them - it's almost like they are just racing against Tyler & Laura at this point, who are heading out right behind them at 8:48am.  Mike & Rochelle are the last surviving couple among the blind daters and they feel like they need the money the most - $1million would probably buy the town they're from.

-Tyler & Laura know they only have to beat one team today and they'll be in the race for the million.  They feel good today.

-Jenny & Jelani have finally found the part of the wall in their picture and they have the magnifying glasses so they found the clown and the little marked tile - they get the clue from the clown - do a shimmy dance and take off for the Dancing Detour (brave.)

-Hayley & Blair arrive at the archeological site "Chan Chan" and watch a guy make a brick, then they just have to do the same - 12 times.  Their first attempt, was horrible... this may take some time.

-Meanwhile, Mike & Rochelle's cab sounds like it's on it's last legs and they are fighting over the 'Oh Shit' handle in the back seat as it seems like they're just coasting down the mountain instead of actually using the brakes.

-Jenny & Jelani get to the Shake Your Hips Detour and they get to dress up (Yay, the costumes are really nice.) They have to learn the foot work and always have their heads up and always be looking at each other... yeah, the dancing ones are always difficult.

-Mike & Rochelle's cab driver finally has to pull over as his brakes are smoking... this does not bode well for Team Truckstop Love - but at least they are still alive!
-And there go Tyler & Laura, driving on by and super happy to see Mike & Rochelle broken down on the side of the road.  They did say the feel kind of sorry for Mike & Rochelle, they wish it was actually Blair & Hayley broken down - losing a million dollars to nimrod and nimrod just won't sit very well.

-Meanwhile the nimrods in question, Blair & Hayley, are getting dirty making their bricks and they are not doing very well, the guy comes to inspect and rejects them all by stepping on them - all but three that is.  He tells them to watch and they get another demonstration and realize they need to really slam the wet sand in the mold to get the corners right.  They start again.

-Jenny & Jelani are getting their instruction and it's always, smile, look at him, get closer... Jenny's got to pretend she's not got ice water in her veins and it's not easy for her.

-Mike & Rochelle finally get a new cab but they've lost a bunch of time - Rochelle, "This blows."

-Blair & Hayley are moving right along with the bricks and there is no fighting because they are on the same page - they finally got twelve passable bricks made and move on to the delivery.  They pile twelve bricks into the wheelbarrow and Blair promptly dumps them over (little heavier than he expected) - so they're going to start with six bricks in the wheelbarrow and Hayley starts, "we probably just doubled our time..." (I knew it was too good to be true.)

-Back at the Dancing - Jenny & Jelani are making their first attempt at the dance... they do pretty well with the steps but Jelani didn't stand up straight with his chest out enough and they didn't have enough eye contact... they have to try again.

-Tyler & Laura have gotten to the mosaic wall and they are bickering - Tyler wants to show her what to look for and she thinks she knows better...

-Mike & Rochelle have made it down the mountain and they are hoping this mosaic wall will slow down Tyler & Laura, they know anything can happen so they are not losing hope.

-Bricks - it's currently 94 deg F. and Blair has to take a break from pushing the heavy wheelbarrow - Hayley tries to spell him but only makes it about 20ft (my blisters) until he has to take over again... and they are being really nice and supportive of each other - it seems wrong.  They deliver the first 6 bricks and have to go back for their second load.

-Mosaic wall - Tyler & Laura find the birds in their picture and Tyler finds the marked tile - they head back to the clown.
-Meanwhile Mike & Rochelle have been screwed again by being dropped off in the wrong place and then finding a clown, who is not the right clown (Man! I hate it when a cab driver determines the outcome of a leg.)
-Tyler is not very impressed by the clowns antics teasing them with the clue - but he finally reluctantly claps so the clown gives over the clue - they choose to make the bricks. 

-Blair & Hayley finish delivering all 12 bricks and get the clue to make their way to Hauanchaco to find their next clue.

-Jenny & Jelani are dancing again and he keeps getting his poncho flipped over his head - they don't pass again... (See, never choose a dancing task unless you're a pro - just saying.)

-Mike & Rochelle finally stumble upon the right clown, Mike knocks over his balloon stick and pops some (bull in a china shop that guy) but they seem to find the marked tile rather quickly.

-Tyler & Laura get to Chan Chan and watch the brick prep - they approach it like making a cake - she preps the pan and he preps the dough... their first brick looked pretty good.

-Blair & Hayley get to the next clue box and it's the clue to the ROADBLOCK - Who wants to ride a sea horse?  Blair does!
-They have to carry a reed boat (one of the earliest forms of surfboard) down to the water then one team member will paddle out over punishing surf with a bamboo pole to a buoy to retrieve the next clue, then they can catch a wave back to their partner on the beach.
-Blair just hopes he doesn't suck at this.

-Back at the Bricks - Mike & Rochelle show up and see Tyler & Laura are still there - that's a good sign... but now both teams are making mistakes as they rush to try and out-do the other team - they know they are battling for third place so it's desperation time for both of them.
-Mike & Rochelle can't get the hang of the bricks so they decide to switch tasks (oh no... they can't blame that decision on the cab driver) They feel like it's a gamble they have to take.

-Blair & Hayley have found the reed boats and they're not that easy to carry - of course she's complaining right away - this isn't very fun (oh he better be good on the water cause it looks like the happy Hayley juice has worn off.)

-Jenny & Jelani finally get a pass on their dance after their third attempt - that's not so bad - they get the clue to head for the Roadblock.

-Blair is excited to be doing this task, he has a stand up paddle board at home so he's pretty confident he can do well at this... until he tries to get on the boat and it dumps him off immediately (Uh oh.) There is definitely going to be a learning curve - the boat is not stable and keeps rolling... fun.

-Mike & Rochelle get to the dancing and they look great in their costumes... as for the dancing - we know learning the dances is not Rochelle's strong suit and it's not gotten better, she's lost right away.

-Tyler & Laura are still making bricks in the blazing sun - the foreman steps on four of their bricks (which isn't too bad - he took out at least eight of Blair & Hayley's the first time).

-Blair finally gets the balance of the boat and makes it out to the buoy to retrieve the clue.

-Jenny & Jelani get to the Roadblock clue and she tells him he wants to ride a seahorse (are you sure? I know it's a stereotype but do we know if Jelani is any good in the water?)

-Tyler & Laura get a pass on their 12 bricks and move on to the delivery portion - he says if they can get 12 bricks in the wheelbarrow he'll push it... so he struggles up to the wall thinking the delivery is right there... but then the gates of hell opened up and he sees it's really far away... but he soldiers on with all twelve bricks at once.

-Mike & Rochelle are making their first attempt at the dance and they look to be doing pretty well... but they get the same feedback as Jenny & Jelani did - they have to keep their chests out, shoulders back and make more eye contact.  Apparently it's an issue for Rochelle to fake smile - really?  Then you're going to be there a long time.

-Jenny & Jelani have found the reed boats and they start carrying it to the beach.

-Blair gets back to Hayley with the clue to the PIT STOP - Virgen Del Socorro - they have to make their way on foot to search for Phil.

-Tyler & Laura finally get to the brick drop, she's carrying one brick and he's muscling along with the rest - when they finally get to the end and are unloading the bricks, Laura dropped one and broke a big piece off a corner - the guy sees it and rejects that brick - they have to do it twice anyway (I'd be so pissed if I were Tyler... but Mike & Rochelle are never going to finish the dancing so they're alright.)

-And they show us Mike & Rochelle not finishing the dancing again. (I don't know what they were thinking choosing to do a dancing task, the two previous dancing challenges they did weren't exactly easy for them.)

-Jenny & Jelani have gotten the reed boat to the water and Jelani quickly starts getting his butt kicked by the ocean.  The boat was riding him more than the other way around which Jenny seemed to find it pretty humorous.

-Tyler & Laura go get one more brick and he runs back with it the whole way - making her run too - "This is a million dollar run!"  They head for the Roadblock.

-Mike & Rochelle fail again - she messed up her foot work - and with the frustration the water works begin (come on Rochelle, you can do this.)  She has a drink of water and a cry and she's good to go.

-Jelani figured out a technique to stay on the boat that worked for him - lying down on his back... which got him out to the buoy and back pretty slowly, but it still worked - they head for the Pit Stop.

-Roadblock - Laura & Tyler get to the clue box and it tells them that Laura & Rochelle have to do this task since Tyler has already done five Roadblocks, it's all Laura... except carrying the boat, she made Tyler do that all on his own (sheesh, lady.)

-Mike & Rochelle finally get a pass on the dancing - and it did look like they were having fun with it by the end - that could have just been the giddy relief of finally getting a pass - but they head for the Roadblock too.

-Laura starts out pretty well on the boat, she seems to have the balance down but then the waves get her and she goes over.  Tyler is just hoping Mike & Rochelle are still behind them, cause this could take a while.

-Mike & Rochelle get there and know they have to hurry - they run and grab the boat and head for the beach.

-Laura has made it out to the buoy and heads back with the clue - and they take off for the Pit Stop before Mike & Rochelle get there.

-Rochelle unfortunately isn't gifted with a natural ability to do the boating and she's beaten up pretty good by the waves - she's gotten to the whiny, "I can't do it." stage but Mike is nothing but encouraging, "I know you can do it, think of all the things you thought you couldn't do that you've done." (Yeah!)
-Uh oh, Rochelle's out of the water and having a cry again - but she thinks of her son and finally gets on the boat and gets that clue.

 Here's How They Finished:
1) Blair & Hayley - The won a trip to Goa, India - and secured their place in the finale.
2) Jenny & Jelani - they are also going to be in the finale.
3) Laura & Tyler - they are going to be in the finale.
4) Mike & Rochelle - Phil tells them he's sorry to tell them they are the last team to arrive but they are not eliminated - they are still racing - and he hands them a clue to head for Dallas, Texas.  Through the tears and amazement, Phil also tells them that he will be eliminating a team before the end of the last leg so they have some catching up to do... (no sh*t Sherlock.)  I hope they can do it - everyone loves an underdog!

So no elimination, here are the people still with a stake in our Pool:
Blair & Hayley: Kim A., Hardeep & Harjeet, Sue S., Miranne D. and Chandra K.
Jenny & Jelani: Shelley A., Patty F., Andria S., Pat T. and Robert L.
Tyler & Laura: Sia D., Kevin R., Cindi & Robert, Sharon R. and Bob L.
Mike & Rochelle: Lee B., Sue & Hannelore, Philip K., Sandy G. and Jeff T.

Next week is the finale - in Texas, there is football, monster trucks and horse back riding... Hee Haw!

Good Luck everybody!

Coleen

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Survivor Worlds Apart - May 6/15 Episode Recap

Holding on for Dear Life

Last week Tyler went through Dan's bag and found out his advantage was an extra vote.  Karma kind of bit him when Mike pulled out his hidden immunity idol at tribal and said he would use it for Shirin if they didn't vote for Tyler... only Tyler and Will fell for it, the rest called Mike's bluff and Shirin joined the jury.

Merica - Night 29
-They get back to camp and they are speculating how everyone voted, supposing that Dan voted for Tyler and Tyler voted for Dan... Dan very adamantly stated that he voted for Shirin and Sierra backed him up saying she recognized his writing and then Will steps in (since he doesn't want it known he voted for Dan) and just says, "Don't do this, just don't do this."  But Mike is being a sh*t disturber and saying one of them is going home next time so they better start scrambling.
-Mike is loving that he's caused so much turmoil within the six alliance, he can't wait to see the fallout.
-The six split off and have heated discussion - Tyler is telling Dan he had to write someone else's name down because he couldn't vote for himself and if he voted Shirin and Mike gave her the idol, it would have been him going... Dan finally saw his point.
-Later Will told Dan basically the same thing, he wanted to split their vote... and he's acting very sincere like it was important Dan know that from him directly (uh huh.) 
-Dan takes it in and says he's okay with it, but he tells the camera the fact that he got two votes gives him pause.  Will & Tyler flinched.  Mike is still enemy number one but he has a hidden idol so he's guaranteed one more go around.  They show Dan right in Will's face urgently conveying that they are not going anywhere, he's okay with the vote against him - there was even a bro kiss involved (Dan in your face so intense is a little scary.)
-Tyler meanwhile is not so happy that he was called out like that - he wrote Dan's name down and he plans on doing it again - Dan should realize he's on the bottom of their alliance but... he wouldn't call Dan extremely gullible, he's just extremely loyal and in this game they're one and the same. 

Merica - Day 30
-Today is Rodney's birthday!  They wish him happy birthday in a wheedling kind of voice which was kind of annoying - but Rodney loves the attention - he also tells the camera he hopes he gets a Reward that gets him off that beach today.
-Treemail tells them they will get the opportunity to nourish their soul and feed their belly if they can get through the stumps.  Will tells Rodney if he has to give up the Reward to him, he'll do it.  Rodney also thinks Mama C is going to make sure he goes on the Reward - he feels he has 0.00% chance of not going on the Reward today, that's how much faith he has in these people. (Famous last words?)

REWARD CHALLENGE
They will be divided into two teams of three - they will start by unspooling ribbons from a pole to release a key, once they have the key they'll build a ladder to climb up and use the key to release a bag of balls, they'll then walk across a net sling to the finish where they will attempt to land the balls in a series of targets by rolling them down a ramp then jumping on the end to launch the balls towards the targets... oof, that may be difficult to aim.  First team to get one ball in each target wins Reward of: delivering much needed supplies to local orphans - school supplies, bedding, clothing, balls, bikes and they'll get an afternoon of bbq.
-Only six people will be participating in the challenge - they do a schoolyard pick and Will was the person not chosen (burn!)

Teams are:
Dan, Tyler and Rodney vs Carolyn, Mike & Sierra. (Rodney is pissed he's not on a team with either of the people he thought would take him on the Reward.)

Off they go - Mike, Sierra & Carolyn get out to a lead working together better on the unspooling of the ribbons... actually Mike and the ladies continue their lead through the ladder and net sling... once all the guys are through the net sling they realize that Rodney left the balls on the other side - and Jeff doesn't let him just go get them, he's got to go back and then come through the net sling again (way to go you goomba.)
-Mike starts launching balls at the targets which gives him a bit of leg up on the learning curve - he gets one target before the guys start but Dan proves a quick study and gets the guys up - they go back and forth but the guys are up 4 to 3 when Sierra & Carolyn want Mike to switch out with them but he won't, says he has it... Dan almost finishes it but the ball went over the top of the last target and MIKE, SIERRA and CAROLYN win the Reward!  (Oh no, princess Rodney is going to have a meltdown.) 

-Jeff gets it going, bringing up the fact that Rodney continues to be shut out of the Rewards and Rodney says it's his birthday today too Jeff.  He says he's not going to plead his case but he does anyway, saying it's day 30 and he hasn't left the beach...
-Mike tells him he loves him but he's got to get food in him too.  Then Carolyn says it is a once in a lifetime opportunity for her as well and she's not giving it up.  Which really gets Rodney because things were said about them giving up the Reward to him. (Welcome to Survivor, these people are not your Mother, they don't owe you anything, bro.)

-Rodney tells the camera, "these people are fugazy.  It's your own damn birthday and they don't take you on reward."  They just turned him into the psychotic person he is.

REWARD
The ambassadors of Survivor Good Will come driving into the orphanage and start giving out the supplies and playing with the kids - it was food for their souls stepping out of the game and just playing with the kids and then they got huge heaping plates of food.
-They all agreed this was the best reward, Carolyn even said it was worth the beating she's going to take when they get back.
-Carolyn tells the camera when you think about it, this is not a horrible Birthday, he's on freaking Survivor for goodness sakes.
-She further goes on to say spending this time with Mike makes her see him in a different light - he's still got a lot of power in the game, he wins challenges and has a hidden idol... maybe she should look at aligning with him (I don't see that happening.)

Merica - Day 30
Rodney's doing the dishes and working himself into a state - stuck on this beach which doesn't even grow any coconuts or fruit - stuck here with scumbags who neglected him on his birthday when they claim to be a family. Carolyn & Sierra are not going to the end now, the only people going to the end on his watch is him. 
-Dan, Tyler and Will are just staying away from him, hoping he'll cool
off - Dan says he's not going to cool off, it's Rodney.  And when Rodney does come back to camp and they say they are sorry, he goes off - he expected it from Mike & Sierra but Mama C, she's been on four rewards and it's his freakin' birthday (Really? It's Rodney's Birthday? Why didn't anybody tell us? (yeah, that was sarcasm) Could this guy be any more self centered?)
-Dan tells the camera he understands Rodney being upset but even by Dan's standards he went a little over the top on his tirade.
-Rodney then declares his latest brilliant plan, he's going to play up that he's checked out, he wants them to vote him out so Mike won't play his idol and they can blindside Mike.
-Dan tells the camera, "I don't think for a second it will work." But he hopes that Rodney's display puts him on the chopping block and takes the heat off Dan.
-Tyler says they sat around and watched Rodney stomp around, kick the dirt, spit, curse - he's lost it, he's going crazy and it's scary because he's in Tyler's alliance and he doesn't think this plan will work.
-Tyler asks Rodney, "What if Mike plays the idol and votes me, then I'm going home."  Rodney's answer, "I really don't think he's going to play the idol." (Why? Because you don't want him to?) Rodney believes he's going to act so well convincing them he wants to go home that Mike would be crazy to play his idol.  Tyler says this is Survivor, you have to anticipate crazy (as Rodney's been displaying all day.) Tyler knows he can't leave his fate in Mike's hands.

Merica - Night 30
Everybody is back and they're all in the shelter in the pouring rain and we get more of Rodney's poopy diaper about how none of them stepped up for him on his birthday.  He attacks Mama C that she's supposed to be like his Motha out there, would you abandon your son on his birthday and go pawty?  You should write my name down, I'm done with you fake *ss people, I have to go home to my real family.
-Mike interjects, Why should they give up their reward when you lost the challenge?  Cause it's his birthday - Sierra blows up at that one, "It's just another day in the month... if I have to hear..."  Rodney, "You're gonna hear it, until you write my name down and get me out of here." (Oh I so hope this blows up in his face! Happy Birthday to US!)
-Mike sees right through the plan, try to make me feel safe so I don't
play my idol.  I'm not an idiot, "Just cause I talk slow, don't mean I think slow." 
-Will says Mike didn't buy Rodney's act for a minute - he has his immunity idol and we're back to square one.
-Tyler and Carolyn go off to talk, he asks if she thinks Mike's going to vote for Tyler next time, she says him or Dan - Tyler's got to win immunity.  But then Tyler asks her about her hidden idol, if she would think of using it for him (sure, just like she gave up the reward for Rodney) she said she'd use it when they needed it but i wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw her. 
-Carolyn feels like she's the one in charge right now, Tyler trusts her and Mike has no one else...

DAY 32 - IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
-They are out on the water for this one - they will be balanced on a very small perch on the side of a dock, leaning back holding on to a rope, every ten minutes they will move down the rope so they are leaning farther back... when they can't do it anymore and fall in the water they are out of the challenge (obviously) last person standing wins immunity. (This is always a lighter persons challenge, we'll see if Mama C can get another W or if Mike has the arm strength.)
-Off they go - Tyler seems to be the first person struggling but Rodney's got to be the center of attention, he starts playing up how bad he's feeling to Jeff, he complains some more about the having the worst birthday ever and how he's emotionally drained... his constant spoiled brat complaining seems to be wearing on everyone, even Carolyn seems annoyed.  Jeff continues to bug other people and as he's talking to Dan - Will is the first person out of the challenge - followed very closely by Dan.  Sierra is the next out and Rodney is right behind her. 
-We're down to Tyler, Carolyn and Mike... and they have to move down to the next knot - but Mike can't make the transition which makes Dan happy, Tyler can't hold on and it's Carolyn winning her second immunity.
-Dan says good thing is Mike has to play his hidden idol tonight, bad news, he got two votes last tribal and there has been a lot of talk about his advantage, which makes him an easy target.

Merica - Day 32
-They get back to camp and everyone congratulates Mama C - mama see, mama do.  She says she has so many options she's got to carefully weigh the best one for her.
-Dan feels one of three people are going home tonight, Mike, Tyler or Dan.  Even though they say Tyler's a threat, Dan's name keeps getting written down.
-Dan, Sierra, Carolyn and Rodney are around the fire and Sierra asks what they're thinking - Carolyn says guys vote Mike, girls vote Tyler - that way Mike gets four votes, he plays his hidden idol and Tyler gets three votes, the girls and Mike.
-Carolyn tells the camera as far as Dan knows they are gunning for Tyler but it's not a bad idea to vote for Dan because then they'd get rid of the advantage.
-Dan tells Carolyn his worry is that Tyler and Will voted for him last time and she and Rodney tell him he has nothing to worry about from Will.
-Meanwhile Tyler and Will are talking at the water hole and they are thinking Dan because of the advantage he could be a huge threat going forward (Tyler is just trying to cover his butt, Will doesn't care as long as it's not him.)
-Mike is talking to Mama C - he tells her he thinks it will be a 4-3 vote, four for him and he's voting for Tyler.  He's hoping she'll be 100% with him right now, because his options of who to side with are very limited.
-She knows this could be her only opportunity to side with Mike, but she's not sure if it's the right move to make right now. (Tell him to vote for Dan then.)
-Tyler comes and tells Carolyn that he talked to Will and they're on board to vote for Dan - she tells Tyler that she agrees they should get rid of Dan and the advantage. 
-Then she tells the camera she could go either way tonight, Tyler is the only other person that knows she has a hidden immunity idol so he could blow up her game at any time... (What's she going to do!?)

TRIBAL COUNCIL
Mike confirms he does have his hidden idol with him tonight so one of the six will be going home tonight, that's guaranteed.  Mike says he thinks Tyler should be worried, he thinks Dan should be worried - he's e
njoying this, to be perfectly honest.  He's got fireworks, popcorn and pepsi, he's going to sit back and watch... Rodney pipes in if he has popcorn could he share, he's 150lbs and "stahving ova hehre."
-Dan acknowledges that he was surprised to get two votes last tribal and he found out right away who both of those votes were.  As much as nobody wants to say who's on the bottom of the six, that painted a pretty clear picture to him.  Dan's greatly concerned it could be him.
-Tyler said he didn't exactly scramble after the challenge but he definitely took a minute or two to touch base with everyone he's been aligned with in one way or another (that made Dan's head snap around because Tyler did not talk to him, obviously.)
-Mike said everyone has speculated about Dan's advantage - he doesn't know what it is but he hopes it was worth $480 (if he uses it right it could be worth a million.)
-Carolyn says the advantage is somewhat of a threat because they don't know what it is - could be another immunity idol, could be the special powers idol Tony had (could be an extra vote...)
-Dan says everyone has approached him to make a deal to use the advantage with him (everyone kind of looks around because I don't think anyone really did that) but Dan says it's irrelevant if they know what his advantage is or not, just the fact that he has one makes him a bigger target.
-Jeff tells Sierra this is the perfect tribal to make a big move at seven - and she agrees saying she thinks a big move will be made tonight and everyone will be shocked but it's a move everyone has been waiting for and she's keeping every option open (huh?)
-Tyler says they are at the point where you have to look at the 5, 4, 3 positions and better make sure that every vote you make has been thought out.  He hesitantly says..."yes"... he would be surprised if it were him going home tonight.

And with that, it's time to vote:
Dan votes for Mike - You have no idea how much this breaks my heart (yeah, whatever)
Mike votes Tyler - I've been trying to get you out of this game for a long time now.

Tallying the Votes:
Anybody have a hidden immunity idol they want to play... Mike says tonight's the night and he hands it over, "I'm playing it for me Jeff."
 
Votes:
Mike - Does not count
Mike - Does not count
Mike - Does not count
Mike - Does not count
Tyler - that's Mike's vote
Tyler - that's two, that's enough and Tyler is joining the jury.  (Wow, Carolyn really is a ball buster, no compunction about burning bridges.)  And with Tyler leaving that takes: Cindi & Robert, Alexis G. and Lynne B. out of the pool.

Announcement about next season of Survivor - they are leaving the casting of the next season of returning players to us - go to CBS.com and vote for who you think deserves a second chance - then tune in to the May 20th finale of Survivor Worlds Apart where they will announce the cast of next season. (Oooh - no Hantz' PLEASE! Oh good, I checked and the potential pool does not include the devil or his kin.)

Next time - The majority alliance crumbles and Mike sees an opportunity - he's telling Dan they're all gunning for him and then tells the girls that Dan is voting for one of them... oh yeah, Mike needs to slow his roll, this could blow up in his face.

Tyler's final thoughts - he left it all on the field so to speak, his tactics to go after Dan were right but no one followed suit.  He played to his full potential but it's difficult to get ahead in this game if you're not winning challenges. Unfortunately he came up a little short today.
-And they showed Sierra, Carolyn and Mike voted for Tyler.

Have a great rest of your week everyone,

Coleen