Thursday, December 15, 2016

Survivor Millennials vs Gen X - Dec 14/16 Finale episode recap

I'm Going for a Million Bucks

Okay everybody, it was three hours and it was good so I'm going to try and make this as painless as possible for myself ;).  We go into this finale marathon with six people still in the game:

Adam: Millennial, playing for dying mother - Pool: Sharon R. and Cindy M.
Hannah: Millennial, neurotic mess has blossomed into strategic player: Pool: Trish W. and Jeff T.
Jay: Millennial, surfer dude, physical threat - Pool: Gillian H. and Melissa G.
Bret: Gen X - lied about being a cop, came out on TV, just taking up space in my opinion - Pool: Lee B. and Lindsay J.
Ken: Gen X - prides himself on playing honourably, not the sharpest tool in the shed - Pool: Shira C. and Roxanne S.
David: Gen X - Millennial, neurotic mess given credit as most strategic player because he's male - Pool: Cara & Alex L. and Cindi C.

Vinaka - Night 35
-They returned to camp after flushing Jay's idol and voting out Sunday.  Jay if fuming that he flinched and played the idol when he didn't have to - now he's naked and vulnerable in the jungle... and he's going to have to go looking for another idol.
-Bret is Debbie-downer as usual and feels like everyone is stupid for voting out Sunday instead of David - he wanted to cut off the head of the snake, instead, Hannah took out Bret's shield.  Bret likened this vote to walking into Osama bin Laden's compound with guns drawn, then deciding to come back the next day instead. (That is a tad dramatic but we see where Bret's head is at.)
-Hannah does not agree with is opinion and therefore she is a moron in Bret's opinion - and he continues along those lines, saying they are all crazy so he can't predict how they'll vote. (No, they are just trying to win for themselves, not for you.)

-Middle of the night - David, knowing that Jay will likely start looking for another hidden immunity idol, makes one out of a shell and beads and paint that he has pilfered throughout the game - he even hides it in a coconut and paints a symbol on it so Jay will find it.

-Next day, Jay is out searching and hearing David & Ken coming picks up some coconuts to pretend he was foraging, Ken & David join him and David basically steers him right past the fake idol.  Jay spots it and plays it cool (David grins a big grinchy grin) but he is back like a shot and doing a jubilant happy dance because he thinks he is not going home.

-And we've reached day 36 so Ken gets to open the legacy advantage... which tells him this legacy advantage guarantees him immunity at the next tribal council.  He's going to be smart about it and not tell anyone until he pulls it out at Tribal. (yeah, I said pulls it out.)

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #1
They have to race through a series of obstacles to retrieve a bag of tiles.  The tiles in the bag give them numbers to open a combination lock and retrieve a key, once they open the lock there is a cover to put over the combo so no one else can see it which becomes critical later on.  Once they have the key they go under a net, up a wall and use the key to unlock puzzle pieces which they have to assemble into a hanging bat puzzle.  First person to complete the puzzle wins immunity and reward of a big steak dinner back at camp (Ohhh, I bet they threw a reward in there just so Jay could steal it because last week there were no rewards.)

So off we go and Jay is the first person to find the combination to the lock and he forgets to cover the combo when he moves on - the others take advantage of this mistake and everyone is pretty much on his heels to start the bat puzzle.  DAVID is able to beat Jay by completing the puzzle BUT Jay does play the Reward steal advantage and takes over the Steak dinner portion of the win.  Jay gets to choose two people to eat with him and he chooses David because he actually won it and he chooses Adam because he honourably gave the advantage to him for taking him along on the loved one win. (I gotta say that Jay is a pretty decent guy, but that's why they want him gone.)

Reward
-Jay uses the opportunity to work David and Adam, guaranteeing them - if they keep him and he wins the next immunity - that he will take them to the final three.  David and Adam listen but they're not keeping Jay around.

Back at camp - Bret, Ken & Hannah are having their meager meal of coconut and Bret tells them it doesn't matter, just write Jay's name down.  Ken has his legacy advantage so he's not worried - Hannah floats the idea that he could have an idol but Bret shoots down splitting votes because they'll probably split with him - so no. 

-David, Jay and Adam come back to camp and David and Adam talk to Hannah - David is okay voting Bret tonight but Adam wants to take Jay out now because Jay could conceivably win the remaining immunity challenges and he doesn't think Bret will.  Hannah & David think that Bret has a lot of friends on the jury and is liked so he could be a threat but Adam puts his foot down - It's Jay.

-Bret thinks this should be a no-brainer slam dunk vote Jay out - but he's dealing with crazy here.

-Hannah comes and gets Jay to talk to her and David - they tell him that David is willing to keep Jay, Hannah is a maybe and Adam is a definite no - So Jay has to talk to Adam.  Jay begs Adam to give him a chance, keep him tonight and even if he wins the next two immunities he guarantees he'll take Adam to the final with him (and Jay would do it too.) They share this strange Brother/Hate relationship and Adam agrees he'll give him the shot.

TRIBAL COUNCIL #1
-Reward was a working lunch - Jay is never going to give up and took the opportunity to pitch David and Adam to keep him around.
-Bret was hoping they weren't buying what he was selling because if it wasn't him going it was me.
They babble on for a while longer but the action happened with the reading of the votes.

Tallying the Votes: Anyone have a hidden idol they'd like to play, now would be the time.
-Jay stands up and does a Suck It, I'm not going home, Suckers! - He gives Jeff the idol and Jeff says, "This is.... NOT a hidden immunity idol." And he throws it in the fire! David hides a little smile, Adam thinks it's fantastic and Jay is flummoxed! What? How? "Oh my god, you freakin' got me you bastards!" (but he was smiling because he's a fan and it was pretty awesome.) Jeff says any votes for Jay will count.  And then Ken stands up, "Jeff, can I give something to you?" And he presents the legacy advantage which says he has immunity and Jessica about loses her mind on the jury because it was hers and the rock pull took her down.  Jeff tells them that any votes cast for Ken tonight will not count. (Yeah, it was fantastic.)

Votes:
Ken - does not count
Jay - 1, 2, 3... and JAY is the 8th member of the jury.  He says, "You got me you guys, I hate all of you!  You're all warriors, it was mad fun.  Go ahead Jeffery, snuff my torch."  His final thought were Much love to everyone.  And that took Gillian H. and Melissa G. out of the game.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #2
David feels like his Jay shield is gone and he has to win immunity or he's going home - unfortunately it's a swimming challenge.

They start out in the water and have to manoeuver a buoy through a series of obstacles until they get it up on the beach where they have to open a bag of puzzle pieces and then use two handles to carry a stack a puzzle pieces pressed between them, across a teeter-totter balance beam, over a log and up a ramp to the puzzle board.  Once they've gotten all the tiles to the board they have to figure out the word puzzle: Not A Participation Trophy.

David does pretty well to start but there are some hiccups for all of them carrying the puzzle tiles pressed between the handles, if they dropped any they had to go back to the beginning and start again.  Finally they were all working on the word puzzle and it was (surprisingly to me) KEN that figured out the phrase first and won Immunity. (Have I been to hard on Ken?)

Vinaka - Day 37
They get back to camp and Adam is on it - he needs Dave to go home tonight and he tells Bret to vote David (he's on board of course) and he asks Bret to run interference for him as he goes searching for a hidden immunity idol - Bret says, "You have stomach trouble, I got it." (Why doesn't Bret go looking? Me thinks he's a little lazy this one.)  Adam says he knows Bret & Hannah are on his side but an idol can screw everything up (if David had one.)
-But Adam need not worry because he finds it himself - I know! Another hidden immunity idol - (it's getting a little silly, remember when those weren't a thing?  I almost miss those days.)

-David, meanwhile, has floated the idea of voted Adam out tonight to Ken & Hannah.  She was surprised but since they have agreed that they are the final three and both Bret & Adam have to go, the order doesn't matter - they can take Adam out tonight.
-David and Ken tell Bret they are going to vote out Adam tonight and he's okay with that as well - he thought for sure he was going after that challenge but his name isn't even in there.  Bret tells Adam they are voting for him but Adam flashes the idol and tells him it doesn't matter.
-Adam can't help himself, he's got to brag to Hannah as well that he found a hidden idol and she celebrates along with him but then tells the camera she can't believe his arrogance (I can, they see Hannah as a pawn, don't give her any credit and definitely don't think of her trying to win for herself.) Hannah says the men don't have the power at this tribal, she could vote David out or tell them to change the vote to Bret.  Her choice is about who she wants with her at the end and who she can trust to get her to the end. The boys aren't thinking about her at all.

TRIBAL COUNCIL #2
-They talked about searching for hidden idols.  The game is a marathon of sprints.  They are all thinking about the final three but also about how best to get there.
-They all agree that David would be hard to sit next to in the final tribal.  David thinks Bret would be... and David is pretty confident that Ken and Hannah will be keeping him there.
-Adam thinks he's the biggest threat because he's had such an amazing story out there.
Blah Blah Blah. Time to Vote.

Tallying the Votes: Anybody have a hidden immunity idol they want to play?  Adam says he'd really really really like to get to the final four - and he hands over his actual hidden immunity idol.  Any votes for Adam will not count.

Votes:
David - 1
Bret - 1
David - 2
Bret - 2... one vote left and it's for BRET!  He says, "The flipper flips again." (Oh poor put upon Bret, this guy is such a macho bully sometimes it drives me.)  Adam was the one blindsided here because he could not fathom that Hannah would not vote with him (Wake up call? Nope, he still doesn't understand that she's not just there to win him a million dollars.)
Oh and with Bret leaving that takes Lee B. and Lindsay J. out of the running.  Bret's parting words are congratulations to David, "The rest of ya just lost a  million dollars." And his final thought were predictably negative - If they had half a brain they'd realize that David is going to eat them alive.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #3
They have to use a long pole to manoeuver bowls through a channel made of rebar which is balanced on a spring.  Once they get the bowl through the channel they have to stack them on top of the whole structure - if they knock the channel while moving through it, they could topple the whole thing and have to start over.  They have 13 bowls - first person to 13 or whoever has the most bowls after 30 minutes wins immunity.

Off they go and it's pretty neck and neck until the wind comes up and knocks everyone down.  They start stacking again and Adam sits back with a stack of 8 banking that the others will lose it all again but Hannah & Ken reach 30 minutes with 10 bowls.  So they have a tie-breaker 5 minute round - most bowls after 5 minutes... and it ends up that KEN was able to beat out Hannah by one bowl. (Argghh! I wanted her to win at least one. I'm rooting for Hannah to win now, can you tell? Oh well, she'll make it to the final anyway because the guys don't consider her a threat.)

Vinaka - Day 38
-Again, they're only talking about David or Adam tonight.  David has such complete faith in Ken that he thinks it's likely there will be a tie and David & Adam will have to make fire.
-Meanwhile, Adam tells Hannah they have to get Ken to vote out David.  She tells him to let her handle Ken and Adam listens to her - probably because David has been making fire the whole time and Adam has not. 

-Hannah works Ken subtly, playing to his perception of himself as loyal but not stupid - she knows that David has been his closest ally but if they take David to the end he's going to win.  Ken asks her to have faith in him - he has played this game with honour and friendship but she needs to try to trust that he's smart enough to make the right move. (I'd be terrified.)

-David tries to tell Adam, on the strength of Ken's commitment to their friendship, it would be smarter for Adam and Hannah to turn on each other rather than vote for him (David.)
Adam is not taking that bait.  He tells David that it doesn't matter if he goes home tonight if David is staying.  Third or fourth place doesn't matter to him, he knows he's got to take David out to have any chance to win.  And if Hannah cannot convince Ken to vote out David, Adam starts working on plan B - trying to make fire... and it does not go well.  David says basically the same thing Bret did earlier, "This vote should be a no-brainer.  But not with these people."

-David tells Ken that he trusts him.  Ken says to the camera, he can vote out David or he can vote against Adam and have them fight like men (building fire) to see who comes out on top. (Oh, sounds like a fire making challenge coming up.)

TRIBAL COUNCIL #3
Penultimate tribal council...and Jeff Probst thinks he's giving Hannah a compliment by pointing out that she took so long on the first vote he thought she got lost and she had a panic attack watching a challenge (gee, thanks for refreshing their memories Jeff) but now she almost took out the most physical player in the final immunity challenge.
-It was crushing for her to be defeated but she's proud how she fought it out.
-Adam tells Jeff that he took himself out of the challenge today to make sure that David didn't win it (Riiighhht.  Here's Adam taking credit for the wind, nice.)
-David knows Adam is a very strategic player but he knows I've played a better game than he has.
-Adam is glad David admits it and David is cocky about how much better he is than the rest of them.
-David's pitch is basically Ken is the most loyal player ever and he's in my pocket. "I'm not worried."
-Adam's pitch - there comes a time you've done all you can do to bring your allies to the end and now he's got to make a choice that's based on more than just loyalty.  Who are the people that I can take to the end so that I can win this game for my family.
-Hannah tries to make herself relevant, saying that any of the three of us (David, Adam or Hannah) could be going tonight - but they even put in a sound effect like, isn't she a silly girl, thinking she has a chance. (grr.)
-Ken says he likes them all, they've all played well, but he has to figure out what is most important and how will that affect his decisions.

Time to Vote:
Adam and David wish each other luck.

Votes:
David - 1
Adam - 1
David - 2... 3  OHH HO HO! Ken actually made a move - he doesn't win the Colby Donaldson award after all.  DAVID is the last member of the jury and he says playing Survivor was the biggest dream he ever had and he is thankful he got to play it with these people.  Vinaka!
Wow - so that somewhat surprising turn takes Cara & Alex L. and Cindi C. out of the running.

Vinaka - Day 39
Ken sits quietly trying to enjoy the sunrise while Hannah natters away to Adam - Ken, "There is something about that generation - they cannot just sit and enjoy without talking the whole time." (Oh no, they'd be taking selfies and posting about it if they could.)
-Ken played an old-school game of loyalty and integrity but at the end of the day, his one motivating factor is his daughter.

Then they get food.
-Hannah has grown from the neurotic girl to learning to hold her own and be a strong woman.  She thinks she's played a better game than both the guys left.

-Adam has played a hard game and he's going to pull out the dying mother so does it really matter what the others say?

FINAL TRIBAL - Night 39
David comes in all clean shaven and we see that he's got a hugely swollen face/jaw on one side - what?  He must have an abscessed tooth or something but he's smiling from ear to ear so maybe not?

Taylor starts with the questions by not really asking one - he tells them to pitch why he should vote for them (lame.)
Hannah - she knows some of her moves were not as flashy and may have felt sporadic but she played a very strategic, cut-throat game and put every single member on the jury in the order they got there.
She started the game scared and a mess but she's ready to explain herself, bring it on.
Ken - he showed there are two sides to the game. You are also a human being within the game making moves building loyalty allowed him to move forward in this game and he thinks that deserves some credit.
Adam - He believes he played the best game out of the three of them left. He put himself in the position to keep himself there and to keep the people he wanted to go to the end with there as well.

Sunday - How were you adaptable in this game and did you play more like a Millennial or a Gen-Xer?
Ken - I'm very old-school.  He admits he's more inflexible but there is a word for being very adaptable and that's a flipper. (Hannah gives him a, Are you kidding me, look.)
Adam - Points out that Ken represents a good player in the first season of Survivor and Hannah was too unpredictable - he thinks that he was a good mix of both.
Hannah pipes up with a point of clarification - you say I'm all over the place but for instance, the vote to take you (Sunday) out happened because Hannah wanted to break up Bret & Sunday, that was her being adaptable to a game that was constantly moving but to you and Bret it appeared unpredictable - and Adam, as usual, went along with what my move was.
Adam counters that there were two times that Hannah went rogue - She said she made the right decisions for her at those points and he said they were bad strategic decision and she disagrees (way to stand up for yourself, but I think it's falling on deaf ears.)

Jessica - addresses Ken saying he put himself on a pedestal playing with integrity and loyalty but then she was shocked when he voted out David, his closest friend, on day 38.
Ken - said it was the hardest thing he's ever had to do and he started choking up - directed at David he said, "You are my number 2 alliance, number 1 is my daughter.  Only reason." He choked through tears (Pull it together dude, they're watching.)

Will - He tells Ken he respected him more for voting David out than he did for all his talk of respect an loyalty for the first 38 days.
He asks Adam what were the reasons that he was on the wrong side of the numbers on a couple votes - why couldn't he make those votes work?
Adam - He says it was when Hannah went rogue and kept David in which could have been a million dollar mistake.
Hannah defends herself that she wanted to vote out Bret before David because they both had to go but if she voted out David first, she would have lost Ken's trust and trust was a big thing for Ken (she was making moves that were good for her game and they all seem clueless that she wasn't trying to help Adam win a million dollars.)

Zeke (is my favourite) "Heartiest congratulations gang." (It was so cute.)
He thinks they are in the midst of the evolution of Survivor strategy and winner should have contributed to that.  Ken, played old-school, he's out of the running on this question - Zeke wants to know how Adam and Hannah contributed to the strategic evolution of the world's greatest game?
Adam - One thing we've seen in recent seasons and this was no different, is when people take control they feel like they have to stay in control and it makes it easy to take them out.  When he got to the final six he made sure there were three people in front of him that were bigger threats than him and one of his allies was a challenge beast that could help me take them out. (Human shields)
Hannah - She brings up the idea of trust clusters where you build relationships and work in partnerships until you don't anymore (she just gave it a new name, voting blocks/trust clusters) but she also jumped on Adam's threat shield concept and said she was the one who decided when those threats would go, not Adam.  Adam is very good at taking credit for moves but she is responsible for most of the jury.

Michelle - asks Hannah how many votes she was on the wrong side of?  Hannah says none.  Michelle points out the Michaela vote - oh yeah, one. (I can't decide if Michelle's 'good job' was sarcastic or not.)
Michelle asked Adam why his victories overshadow the blunders.  He said he was able to correct from the blunders and that some of those blunders were those of his alliance as well.
Hannah defends herself again that they were not blunders, they were her choices and they were strategic moves that succeeded.
Adam says voting Bret out first was a blunder because that put David one win away from a million dollars.
Hannah says that was a risk she took because Bret wanted to go to the end with Adam not her and she owns that.  Day 2 her would have let Adam tell her this was silly but day 39 her is not going to take it and she made the decisions she wanted to make.

Bret - Ken, at what point do you believe you started playing this game?
Ken - says from day 1 he went to Jess and made her feel safe with David and him and Ceecee and when he tried to continue Bret cut him off. (Someone is not getting Bret's vote.)
He asked Adam the breakdown of how long it took to vote out Dave starting from the Sunday vote and how it went wrong.
Adam said when Hannah came to him with the idea to vote out Sunday.... oh and it was a huge blunder to vote you out because he had these allies, (referring to Ken) one who would never do what needed to be done...
Ken - looks him in the eye and says, "Thanks, but I did actually."
Adam, "Never at the final five is what a mean." (Right.)  I made that blunder that we would take out David at the final five.

Jay - only addresses Adam - At one point we said we were like brothers and I'd take you to the end.  Why did you not use me to take out David?
Adam - we had such a crazy relationship where we were bitter rivals but I do genuinely love you like a brother (and he chokes up) and you know why.  Jay says he doesn't have to talk about it (oh, he's saving the big gun, don't you worry.) Through tears he continues: You know why I'm playing this game and why it's so important to me, and you were in the way.  (Hannah's looking nervous, cause she's smart enough to know he's about to blow them all out of the water.)

Chris - Admits he's not a coach, he's a trial lawyer and he decides he's going to advocate for one of them.  Chris starts the story with one skinny little guy lurching in the corners and planning all of their demises - that guy was David.  But Adam was able to go to David's most loyal supporter in Ken and get him to turn on David - that makes Adam the best player. (Hold the phone - Hannah was the one that talked to Ken, not Adam... but it's like Adam's crying took the fight out of her.)
Ken does pipe up that Adam did not convince him of anything, voting out David was his choice. And Chris just winks and nods condescendingly. (Ugh. I hate all these guys.)

David - How did this experience change your life for the better - what evolution did you undergo?
Hannah - the person she was on day one is not the person she is today.  She was not built for this game she came in afraid of everything but she learned to push through that is hoping to take that strength through to her life.
Ken - he was very socially awkward as a youth and manifested ticks and twitches.  Now he's putting himself in a position where he has to interact with 19 strangers closely everyday and he was terrified, just wanting to close his eyes and not do it anymore - but the driving force for his being out there is his daughter and he did this for her.
Adam - BOOM goes the dynamite - He originally applied for the blood vs water season with is mom, they are both huge fans but seven months ago she was diagnosed with stage 4 lung cancer (crying, crying) she's my best friend in the whole world. Even if I don't win, I feel like I was supposed to come out here because every time I found an idol or I won immunity or I got the loved ones visit - I felt like we were winning together.  So that's what this journey was about for me.  (Yes, he had people crying on the jury too, just hand him the cheque Jeff.  It's over.)

Alright time to vote:
They didn't show how anyone voted but Jay did say, "love you buddy" as he put his vote in the urn.

When Jeff went to get the votes Hannah whispered to Adam, "I'm sorry about your Mom." (You total asshole that just blew up my game.)  If you ask me, that's one of the ugliest evolutions of the game, holding back some huge personal heart grabber for the final tribal.  Like____ not telling anyone about his wife's pregnancy until the finale, won him the game.  It's smart and shows huge gameplay if you are able to keep a huge secret for the whole time you're out there, but I don't like it.

Jeff walked off with the votes until he reappears in the CBS studios for the reading of the votes live:

Reading the votes:
Adam - 1, 2, 3 (he must have all of them or they'd show someone else) 4, 5, 6... and ADAM won for his Mom.  He went to hug what looked like his brother and Dad... I guess we'll find out about Mom.

But with Adam winning, that means that Sharon R. and Cindy M. have also won the Pool!  Congratulations ladies!

And they tortured us watching poor Adam cry and his family cry as he tells us that he took the first flight home that he could to see his mother and she died an hour after he got home.  (Holy carp.)  He said he told her that he won, he's not sure if she could have heard him but it didn't matter - I couldn't imagine having to talk about this on live TV... so sad and yet so... Millennial, right?

Jeff tells us that Adam has partnered with Stand Up to Cancer specifically to fund lung cancer research (so is he donating his million dollars?) Bristol Meyers Squib will match donations made through Adam's efforts up to $100K so if you are inspired to give... and then Adam said he is going to donate $100K of his winnings to the cause.

Finally we hear from some of the other players:
-David's transformation from being the scared mouse to someone that everyone liked ironically put a target on his back.
-Zeke was the millennial nerd who transformed as well into a self assured man who could rise to his potential.  You don't get a lot of chances to test yourself and if you don't test yourself you never know what you're capable of.  Zeke feels like he's undervalued himself for most of his life and Survivor allowed him to discover that he's much stronger than he could have ever possibly imagined.  And David and Hannah also felt the same way.
-Jeff then wanted to talk about Bret confiding to Zeke about his sexuality - because that was a huge moment on the show.  Bret said he had started telling people close to him and family a few years before so it was not a total blindsided coming out but it's been good for him.
-They showed the Hannah and Ken watching the sunrise and her awkwardly admitting to the camera that she could see them together.  Back in the studio she was a little embarrassed but she said if her showing her insecurity and vulnerability on TV helps other people with anxiety go for the job they want or go on a date with a good looking guy then it was worth it.  She is definitely more self assured and bolder than before and she and Ken do seem pretty familiar, they are kind of cute together actually.  Text that came in: Hannah's ability to flirt with a hotty is every goal I've ever had.
-Survivor also helped Ken overcome some social anxiety... and he wouldn't comment on if he's single or not - it's complicated.
-Michaela said she didn't realize how much of a detriment the seashell thing was to her game until she saw it on TV, she thought they'd realize she was thinking ahead for all of them an want to work with her, "But this isn't a loyal crew." (I bet she would go all the way if she got to play again.)
-Jessica said she had no other choice in the rock thing.  She made the right choice she just picked the wrong rock.  If she had changed her vote not to have to draw rocks she would have betrayed enough people that she was never going to win anyway.
-Will has a better haircut, he represented well as the first high schooler to play the game.
-Sunday - She twanged something about finding yourself not just being a mom but I tuned out that voice, still so grating.
-Taylor & Figgy - what's the status of the relationship? It is no more.  Figgy regrets that she didn't play as the strong independent woman she is now, but that was her choice at the time.  Taylor is actually a father of a child with someone else since then.   (Oh yeah, this season was actually filmed before the last season, I forgot about that.  Maybe the death of Adam's mom pushed it back?)
 
Next Season: GAME CHANGERS
And there are some familiar faces coming back to play again.  Michaela from this season, Tony and his spy shack, Tai little Vietnamese guy, Caleb the med-evac'd vet, Ciera this will be her third time around, Cerie convinced ice cream scooper to give up immunity and voted him out, Sandra has played and Won twice before, Ozzy the perennial favourite.  The footage they showed also looks like Malcolm with the hair will also be there.  Coming in March 2017.

Final thought from Michelle (who was wearing a dress with a snakelike bird wrapped around and on her shoulder - what was that?) said that there was no bitterness among this crew, that speaks to the evolution of the game as well. (That is true, no grudges, it's a game, they all came to play, no room for hurt feelings.)

Alright, I have to go to bed now.  Have a great Christmas everyone and I'll talk to you in March :)

Coleen
 

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Survivor Millennials vs Gen X - December 7/16 Episode Recap

Slayed the Survivor Dragon

Hold on to your hats everyone, this was a packed episode with two immunities, two tribal councils and two eliminations, all in one hour.  They also finally let us know that next Wednesday, Dec 14, will be the finale - with 6 people still left, it's going to be Survivor-ific.  But I'm getting ahead of myself.

Last week we saw Will flip on Zeke and Adam play his hidden idol for Hannah when he didn't need to - but it was enough to put Zeke on the jury, and left Jay with the only hidden idol still in play.

Vinaka - Night 33
-They returned to camp with Will feeling like the conquering hero.  He went to tribal a boy but returned a man and he feels like he's in a position to flip flop back and forth enough to win the game (uh, what? Flip flopping never wins the game.)
-Bret & Sunday are flabbergasted, why would Will take out Zeke before David? Of course, that's just sour grapes talking, Bret knows he's now got to try and find a way to keep himself in the game.

Vinaka - Day 34
-Bret & Sunday approach Adam about teaming up.  They all agree that Jay, Dave and Will are the three biggest threats in the game (I love how Dave, the 98lb weakling is such a threat, brains may win the day) - but Adam is listening and very willing to make a move with Bret & Sunday, it's just a matter of who they can vote out next Will, Jay or David.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #1 (Day 34)
They have to race out to a stack of discs, then balancing them on a stick, cross a balance beam, manoeuver them through a wire maze and dump them on the end table.  Once they have all ten discs at the end table, they have to roll them through a small opening and down into the finish.  First person to get all 10 discs in the final line wins immunity.
-Will is pretty much out of this from the beginning cause he cannot get over the balance beam.
-We get down to Jay, David and Bret rolling for immunity... Jay finds the rhythm and it's JAY winning immunity.

Vinaka - Day 34
-Jay has won three of the last four challenges and Ken figures it would have been him tonight if he didn't have immunity (Great grasp of the obvious there dude.)
-Jay and Will are talking, Jay feels like David can't win challenges but Ken can and Will feels like David is a weasel that will win the whole thing if they let him get to the end, Ken will not - So, Will wants to vote out David and Jay agrees.
-Will is getting all full of himself, figuring everyone wants his input, he's running the show and he and Jay go and talk to Hannah & Sunday about showing no fear and cutting off the head of the snake by voting out David.  Bret agrees, they all know they would lose against David so they are all down to vote him out... or so it seems.
-David is watching all the conversations happening and he's feeling super insecure... and he's also super dirty and skinny, I'd throw him change on the street, just saying.
-Adam seeks council with Will & Jay as they lounge in the hammock. He confirms that they are voting David and that Bret & Sunday are in, so of course Adam says he is also on the same page - but then he tells the camera he does not want Will to be deciding his fate in this game.  Now that Will thinks he has the power, he's more of a threat than David and he's gots to go.
-Adam goes and talks to Bret and just lays it out, "I'm voting Will tonight," and Bret & Sunday jump on board.  Bret thinks Adam has been playing a smart game and they have common goals, they will hitch their wagon to his star.
-Adam tells Hannah that he's voting Will with Bret & Sunday but she's apprehensive because Will saved their bacon by voting with them in the last tribal, she doesn't want Survivor karma to bite her in the butt... but then you can't be all wishy-washy either. (Hannah is also super dirty, she and David could really use some water time.)  Hannah goes on that Will saved them from the Zeke mob and she feels she owes him, but then David pulled a rock for her, so she also feels like she owes him... (phew, this is a complicated game alright.)
-Adam & Hannah have more of the power position this time - Bret & Sunday are in a weak position and will vote how he wants them to vote, this is where Adam starts making the moves he needs to in order to win the game (he tells us.)

TRIBAL COUNCIL #1
-Hannah says all the people left up there have worked together and have worked against each other so at this point you want to work with people that want to work with you and take out the bigger threats in the game.
-Adam agrees you have to think about who you want to sit beside in the end but you also need to think about what moves you need to make to get there... (Then there is thunder and the rain starts falling) Adam continues that all the people on the jury made some great moves in the game but they may have also contributed to them now being on the jury.
-The Double-Edged sword is you make a big move, congratulations, you are now a bigger target.
-Blah, blah, blah - it's raining, they are basically saying to Will, you made a big move now you're going home and I think Jeff cut it short because his hair got all wet (haha)

Time to Vote:
They don't show how anyone voted.

Tallying the Votes:
No one plays a hidden immunity idol (cause Jay has immunity.)

Votes:
David - 1, 2
Will - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... that's enough and WILL is the next member of the jury.  He took it well, with a smile and a good luck to everyone. 
And with Will's elimination, that takes Lois L. and Carol-Anne D. out of the pool.
Will's final thoughts: This is the most amazing thing that has ever happened to me so far in my life (no duh, you're 18.)

Vinaka - Night 34
-Jay feels like the black plague, whenever someone tries to make a play with him, they end up going home.  But he's a fighter, he's still got a hidden idol and there are still more immunities to come but he also wants to talk to Adam.
-Jay & Adam respect each other but agree it is a yin-yang, they love each other but hate each other.  Jay asks his end game, because taking David to the end would be a mistake (so would taking you, bro).  Adam tells the camera he's trying to make Jay feel as comfortable as possible with him and agrees that he's going to take David out next but in Adam's mind, Jay has got to go home.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #2 (Day 35)
This is a new one.  They will have to solve a block puzzle but there is a twist, they will use a Survivor pinball table as a timer of sorts.  They have to roll a ball up to the top of the tilted table, the ball then bounces down through the nails protruding from the board (think Plinko) and when it gets to the bottom, they have to catch the ball before it drops into the series of chutes below, where it will very slowly roll through the slightly tilted troughs to the bottom.  The whole time the ball is making it's way through the chutes, they cannot work on the puzzle (and it moves slowwwwly - how frustrating!)
-So this is a challenge of divided concentration, you have to figure out the puzzle but be aware of the ball behind you.
-Off they go and it soon becomes apparent how challenging this is, once you get into the groove on the puzzle, the ball hits the bottom of the table and if you miss it, you have to wait.  This happens to all of them more than once... until we get down to the two with the most puzzle done; Ken and David.
-Adam decides he's going to help Ken to keep David (and Jay) from winning immunity so he abandons the puzzle and keeps watch on Ken's timer to let him know when to catch the ball.  (Jay is not happy about that) - with this help KEN wins Immunity!

-Ken never acknowledges that Adam helped him win, it's weird, He says he feels good having the idol around his neck because he finds it hard watching Jay, a younger version of himself, win all the time. (Ken's an idiot.)

Vinaka - Day 35
-They get back to camp and when Ken & David go to get firewood Jay is grumbling that Ken didn't win, Adam helped him.  Adam says he just didn't want David to win (but he tells the camera his biggest fear was Jay or David getting immunity, if he couldn't do it himself, he was glad it was Ken.)
-Jay tells everyone there (Hannah, Sunday, Bret & Adam) that he is voting David tonight and appeals to them to just let him stay longer than those two (David & Ken, I assume. Pinky & The Brain.)

-Hannah goes to find David & Ken who have decided that they should vote for Bret because they know Jay has a hidden idol still and hopefully they can flush that and still take Bret out.  Hannah makes a pitch to vote Sunday instead of Bret because Sunday has set herself up as the ultimate goat.  Who wouldn't want to take Sunday to the end, she's done nothing and would not win.  They agree.

-Adam talks to Hannah & Ken says Jay is two immunities away from winning the game so he has to vote for Jay tonight and if he plays his idol, who are the other three votes for?  Dave.  (Why would you pitch voting out David to Ken? They are Master and Blaster, Ken will not vote out his closest friend.)  Hannah suggests they could vote for Sunday but that means Jay could remain with immunity in his pocket.  Adam is adamant that either Jay or David has to go home.

-Adam joins Jay in the hammock and tells him he is going to have to play his idol, they have a collegial laugh about it as Jay asks, Do you have to strip me of everything? I hate you. 
-Jay tells the camera that Adam always lies to him so if he doesn't think he actually needs to play the idol, he's not going to.
-Jay is telling Adam it's the two of them to the end, if Adam will please just get him there... and then it turns super serious when Adam tells him that his Mom is dying of cancer and he can't waste his opportunity out there. Jay is crying and Adam is crying and they're trying not to be obvious about it but it really was a very touching moment - they bonded over the love of their mothers... and know they both will do whatever it takes to win.  Apparently Jay's mom has had brain aneurisms so he's lived in fear of her dying for years as well.  Adam's not a weasel in Jay's book anymore, "he's a good freakin' dude, he's a warrior!"

-Hannah goes to Adam and says she thinks she's voting Sunday tonight, to which he whines that he hates her - but Hannah's argument is that if they flush Jay's idol and save David tonight, that will make them a solid four.  Adam wants to take out the visible threats and Hannah understands that but she loves David.  Hannah also knows that someone who makes decisions and can convince others to their way of thinking, is someone who wins Survivor. (Resume building again.)

TRIBAL COUNCIL #2
-David says friendships and bonds are incredibly important at this stage of the game.
-Jay agrees, who is more dangerous, a 'challenge threat' who is alone or one that has the necklace around his neck and friends that have his back? (ooh, throwing some shade a Ken there.)
-David says someone like Jay can also be looked at as a free agent who can be exploited by someone wanting to make a move.  David has been seen as a threat and he has relied heavily on his friendships.
-Adam agrees that David is a threat because he works hard around camp, he's liked and has made a great transformation and that is what juries like to root for.
-Hannah says a lot of discussion has been around who are the threats to win in the end.
-Sunday thinks that no one there thinks she'll get any jury votes - she thinks she will and they are underestimating her. (Uh, I don't think so.)  Hannah cringes when Jeff jumps on people wanting to take Sunday to the end.
-Adam agrees that a lot is based on the jury's perception and who you want to sit next to in the end.  (Boring tribal this one.)

Time to Vote:
They don't show how anyone voted.

Tallying the votes:
Anyone want to play a hidden immunity idol?  And Jay cannot take the risk, he tells Jeff he has to be safe rather than sorry and he plays his hidden immunity idol.  No votes for Jay will count.

Votes:
Jay - does not count
David - 1, 2
Sunday - 1, 2, 3, And Jay is kicking himself, "I knew it. I didn't have to use it." and 4 votes for SUNDAY means she is the next member of the jury - and that also takes Shane B. and Lynne B. out of the pool.

Sunday's final thoughts: She says going home now, so close to the end, is gut-wrenching but she knows her family will be proud of how she played (make her stop talking, that accent is unpleasant.)

Next week - Wednesday December 14th is the two hour finale of Survivor Millennials vs Gen X.  Fittingly there are three of each generation left (and Hannah is the last woman standing!) 

So here is who is in the running for the moolah:
Adam: Sharon R. and Cindy M.
Hannah: Trish W. and Jeff T.
Jay: Gillian H. and Melissa G.
Bret: Lee B. and Lindsay J.
Ken: Shira C. and Roxanne S.
David: Cara & Alex L. and Cindi C.

I have next week off of work but I can come in to pay the winners if anyone will be around.

Have a great almost weekend,

Coleen
 

Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Survivor Millennials vs Gen X - Nov 30/16 Episode Recap

About to Have a Rumble

Last week we saw two eliminations, first with Chris getting blindsided and then there was a stalemate and they drew rocks, which resulted in Jessica going home.  She ended up willing her legacy advantage to Ken (that thing better be pretty good after all this build up.)
 
Vinaka - Night 30
They are all shell shocked after the rock drawing and Hannah is freaking out - guilty/thankful/sad.
-David is angry that he burned his idol at tribal for no reason and now he feels like he's in the minority with no idol.
-Zeke on the other hand thinks that Tribal Council Was AMAZING! He's trying not to be too cocky but he truly feels like he could win this game... and that David is going to lose it. (Never say stuff like that... oy.)
 
Vinaka - Day 31
-Ken gets the gift of the Legacy advantage in his bag... and takes the opportunity to preach about being authentic and building genuine relationships in this game (blah, blah... Ken's pretty - he has such a simplistic view because I don't think he's able to play on the same intellectual level as many of the other players... but he does seem like a really nice guy.) We find out that he's trying to win to give himself and his daughter a better life.(Oh now I feel like the jerk.)

REWARD CHALLENGE
Oh NO... it's the crying show... yes, the loved ones make an appearance and it's just a veil of tears - they ALL lose their sh*t.
Sunday's husband Jeff comes out - and she shares good insight, you're with people all the time but you're alone - seeing someone that makes you not alone is overwhelming at that point in the game.
Bret's Dad Don comes out - and he makes Bret crack... even Bret cries... (oh man, I was a mess.)
Jay's sister Melanie comes out and Jay is a mess (seriously, why am I crying?) Says, "I'd give me up before I'd give her up."
Hannah's Mom Liz and yes, she looks like you'd expect, older mom version of Hannah.(crying)
Adam's brother Evan comes out and he loses it - they remind us that Adam's mom has stage 4 lung cancer and he's out there with no news of how she's doing so seeing someone from home is that much more for him... he whisper asks how she's doing and Evan tells him she's okay.  Then Adam (who is full on ugly crying) says he's not going to use his advantage to steal this Reward, he couldn't do that to everyone...(and I think it was at this point my husband had to go get me a tissue... It got me, I'm not proud of it, but yup, the crying show totally got me.)
David's dad Doug comes out and he's a taller and bigger built man than David, it's interesting to see their family... oh and more crying.
Ken's brother William comes out and Hannah comments to Zeke, "Oh my God they're both so handsome." (Ha, and it's true - though all the family members are much more pale and pudgy, it does definitely show a sharp contrast and highlights how harsh the Survivors have had it for the past month.)
Zeke's dad Sam comes out to Zeke's jubilant, "Poppa!" and he kinda looks like the actor that played Max Headroom... Anyway, Dad/Sam says Zeke is his hero and who he models his behaviour after which gets Zeke crying (yup, even Zeke who was holding it together... I may have been on tissue two.)
Will's Mom Irene comes out and she's a ginger... and seeing someone's Mom sets Adam off again.

Phew, that was too much.  On to the challenge - they will be tethered to a rope that is woven through a series of obstacles - they have to make their way over, under, around the obstacles, leaving themselves enough slack to make it to the end.  First person to reach the end wins Love. (Alright, that was a bit over the top.)

Off they go and it's Ken & Jay out to an early lead but the one obstacle that proved the undoing for Ken & Adam both was having to dig themselves under a log... neither dug deep enough and both got pretty hung up... leaving the field open for JAY to win the Loved One reward.
Of course he gets to choose two people to share it with, he chooses his boy Will first and then Sunday who apparently he said she made a promise to him first (huh?) and finally Jeff gives him one more spot (because, hello) and Jay is not a complete d*ck, he relents and picks Adam for the last spot. (His tearful thanks had me going again - I think I'm dehydrated after that, sheesh.)

Reward
-The Survivors and loved ones sit down to a picnic with beer and soft drinks and Will definitely had a beer (oooh) - Adam and his brother go off and talk about mom - he gets filled in on how she's doing, stopped chemo pills, taking strength from him being out there.   And then Jay and his sister come sit with them (not set up at all - right) and Adam gives Jay his right to steal a Reward Advantage as a thank you for picking him for the loved one visit. (Huh, I wonder how many reward challenges are left... there are 9 people still and the season usually ends before Christmas - he better get using that soon.  Okay, I looked it up, there are supposed to be 14 episodes and this was episode 11... and it looks like they'll have a final three.)

Vinaka - Day 33
David is watching the meeting going on down on the beach between Zeke, Bret, Sunday and Jay - he mentions it to Will who says he's ready to make a big move (seeing his Mom has spurred him to start playing this game so he gets the credit he deserves for the moves he's made.) Will suggests they take out Zeke tonight and he will vote with David, Hannah, Ken & Adam to make that happen.  Will wants to flip the scrip, he didn't come here to be dragged as a goat, he's come here to play.
-David is all about this plan, he believes Will is genuine and they may actual send Zeke home.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
-They will each have two handles which they will use to keep tension on a steel bar (so the bar is threaded through loops at the top and bottom of the handles and they have to pull outward at chest level to keep the bar suspended between the handles.  If they let up the tension, the bar slips and falls, smashing a tile in front of them at their feet and they are out.  Last person standing wins Immunity.
-Four people drop almost immediately David, Hannah, Will and Bret, just like that.
-Next goes Sunday, Zeke... and we are 4 minutes into the challenge (What?)
-Ken is next to go and we are down to Jay and Adam... with Jay losing it just seconds before Adam thankfully lets it go... But that was long enough for ADAM to win his first individual immunity.
-The big news for Will is that Zeke did not win, time for this high school kid from New Jersey to show them he came to play (son!)

Vinaka - Day
-Adam is reveling in his win, he tells the camera he's making his Survivor dreams come true, he only has one tick box left and that is to win the whole thing.  He's feeling good about tonight, he's got the immunity necklace, he's got a hidden immunity idol in his pocket (oh yeah) and Will wants to make a move to take out Zeke.
-David says to Adam, Hannah and Ken - no matter what anybody says, vote Zeke.  Everything hinges on Will and David feels like Will just got his drivers license and they are all terrified waiting for him to take them for a spin.

-The other group is nervous that David is so calm - Jay wonders what David must have up his sleeve to not be flailing around. Zeke agrees, something is amiss, things should not be this calm.  So they figure David must have another hidden idol so they should shift their vote... to Ken. Zeke has decreed it and Will is told to vote Ken.

-So then we see Will talking to Ken and it's painful for Will.  Will tells him he wants to work with people that listen to his input, don't just tell him who to vote for... and Ken is clueless, he's schooling Will on his style of not just talking strategy right way, he's got to get to know someone... and he's testing Will treating him like a kid instead of a man who is playing the game.  Will is finding this excruciating but he wants to make a big move so he's got to deal with Ken's crap.  Ken is going on about only being loyal to people he feels are as authentic as he is (OMG get over yourself already) finally Will loses patience and to show Ken he is in with them, he tells him that the other group is going to vote for him [Ken] tonight.
-Ken freaks out - the genuine/zen guy - runs right into camp and grabs Jay to have a talk, right in front of Will (WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?? Ken is not the sharpest tool in the shed, holy moly.) 
-So Ken says to Jay that Will told him they were voting for him tonight. Jay, "Will said that?" And next thing you know, Will and Bret have joined the convo and Ken thinks he's totally justified in this course of action, tells Will he was "testing" him earlier and had to find out if what he told him was true (I can't believe what a hypocrite that guy is, preaching about giving people one chance to prove their trustworthy and then doing this to someone who trusted him - wow, just wow.)
-Will can do nothing but watch as Ken totally blows up his game, and he says exactly that, "You are blowing up my game at this point." And then who comes over to join the fray, Zeke.  So Jay fills him in and Will defends himself, says he's trying to make big moves and build a resume, he is not going to be taken to the end as a goat... and then Ken leaves (what a douche.)
-Now Will is left to deal with Jay berating him for not coming to him since they've been together since day one - they are all mad at Will but still treat him like kid who was just acting out and Will plays it well, backing down and letting them think he's back in line.

-Now Ken's got to go try and do damage control on the other side since he's screwed up everything - and he's still convinced that he was in the right by testing out Will.  David and Adam ask how he 'tested him' and when Ken admitted he went to the other side and told them what Will had said David just utters, "oh jeez" (Yeah, Oh Sweet Jebus! Why are we keeping the dolt around!)
-Adam yells at the camera, "That's not a test, that a betrayal!" (Exactly!)

-Back at the other group they are rallying Will back over to their side, look at what Ken just did, you trusted him and he turned around and screwed ya... Will agrees, he's done with them and wants to take Ken out tonight (can't say I blame him.)

Consensus among Hannah/Adam/David is that Ken just screwed up everything and Will has no incentive to vote with them now so whoever Zeke wants to vote out will be gone.  Hannah thinks it will be her.

Zeke is worried that David may play his (non-existent) idol for Ken so should they vote Hannah?

Will is in the middle, he's played it well with the Zeke group thinking he's back in with them... but he knows he's still the swing vote - he's in control and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

TRIBAL COUCIL
-David puts it all out in the open - that there are two sides vying for one swing vote.
-Sunday goes further to name the sides: Zeke, Bret, Jay and Sunday vs Adam, Hannah, David and Ken with Will sitting appropriately in the middle.
-Jeff asks Will how he ended up in the middle and he tells him, exactly.  His original plan was to flip on Zeke but Ken today revealed this plan to the whole tribe so everyone knows what is going on.
-Sunday says she thinks Will came out there to play and doesn't want to sit on the sidelines while the big kids make all the decisions (that doesn't sit well with Will.) She continues that he was swayed a bit today but she thinks he is back with them.
-Will pipes up that he was not swayed at all, he went to them with the idea to flip on Zeke and that is part of the issue - they treat him like the 18yr old high school kid and he doesn't want to be treated like that, he wants to be treated like an adult because he came to play and to win just as much as any of them.  He finds it very insulting and it's crazy that this huge swing vote is what it takes to make them realize that he is a serious contender. (You know, the more you have to say you are a serious contender, the less you actually are one.)
-Zeke's pitch is that he always wanted to work with Will and he's been protecting him and keeping the heat off him.
-Adam points out Zeke was treating him exactly how he didn't want to be treated but Zeke counters that he knows he owes his life to Will from last tribal and if he makes it past tonight he will again owe that to Will.
-Jay confirms he's never looked down on Will, he always talks to Will as an equal and hasn't tried to take credit for moves they've made together - we took out Michaela together (I'm pretty sure Jay took credit for that.)
-David says that Will feels like he has to have some big moves on his resume for final tribal if he gets there and Jay is trying to make him feel like he already has it - but I'll say if he votes with us, his name will be on this vote in big bold letters - and that's something to put on your resume.
-Bret tells him they will build you up and they will vote you out in a heartbeat, they've done it several times (and you haven't? Again, welcome to Survivor.)
-Adam says their side has an equal say in the votes and Will is already a part of that.  Will doesn't really buy that.  Hannah says there has been a lot of fluffing by the other side and Jay cuts her off to say he's not there to fluff him (do they know what that means?) but Will should just vote his gut, if that feels right then do that. And Will listens because Jay is the one person who has treated him with respect the whole time. (I notice we did not hear word one from Ken tonight - he's sitting there with his tail between his legs, as he should.)

Time to Vote:
They don't show how anyone voted... and they left Will's vote to last.

Tallying the Votes:
Anyone have a hidden immunity idol that they want to play now is the time... and ADAM stands up (what?) and digs his hidden idol out of his crotch to play for Hannah.  Who says, "whaaat?" (This episode should have been called the Selflessness of Adam.)

Votes:
Hannah - does not count
Hannah - does not count
Hannah - does not count
Zeke - 1
Zeke - 2
Zeke - 3 - that's enough to make ZEKE the next person to join the jury.  (Okay, that was a baller move by Adam but I'm a little sad to see Zeke go, he did turn from underdog to running the show but he had a genuine likeability and joy in the game that I will miss.)
And with Zeke's elimination, that also takes: Trish J. and Emily H. out of the pool.

Next week: Will tries to take charge, decreeing they should take out David.  But Adam has different ideas and he's talking to Bret because Adam does not want Will controlling his fate in the game.

Zeke's final thoughts: It's possible he went for David and his side a little early but he didn't go out there to ride coat tails he went out there to throw some punches and he wasn't going to go down with out a fight.  When you play at this level, with this caliber of players, it just makes you want to play better. 

(Oh, and they showed the votes, Will did vote for Zeke so Adam didn't have to burn his hidden idol... though it did make for pretty good TV.)

Happy December everyone,

Coleen







 

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Survivor Millennials vs Gen X - Nov 23/16 Episode Recap (PART 2)

Million Dollar Gamble - Part 2

We jumped right into the next episode with the tribe returning to camp after blindsiding Chris

Vinaka - Night 28
Jay made the million dollar gamble at tribal by reading the crowd and realizing no one was really talking about him - he didn't play his idol and his name didn't even come up once.

-Bret is immediately talking to Zeke and trying to weasel his way back into Zeke's good graces, agreeing that the move to take out Chris had to be done because he was going to win the whole thing.  Zeke says that Bret & Sunday are not on the bottom in his opinion and Bret wants to play on their good rapport to stick around and Zeke wants to keep them close.

-Zeke tells us his plan.  He knew he had to make a move on David soon and in order to do that he needs six - Bret & Sunday are integral to that six and he's excited that he got to them before David did (huh, I don't remember you talking to Sunday... the patriarchy is live and well in Survivor, that's for sure.)

Vinaka - Day 29
We see David bright and early talking to Bret & Sunday, but is he too late?  They understand that Chris was a strong player and they would have had to take him out at some point or he'd win the whole thing.  Bret is acting like he's fine with David... and Sunday doesn't say a word (so maybe it's her own fault they don't talk to her.)
-David floats the idea that Jay should be the next vote... but he tells the camera that the person who is playing this game the best right now is Zeke and David wants to take Zeke out in three votes - Jay, Will and then Zeke.  David makes the mistake of telling Bret and Sunday that he thinks Zeke is the best player right now and this sets off alarm bells with Bret.  He smiles and nods along but now Bret is thinking that David needs to go and he needs to go fast.

-Bret tells Zeke about what David said about him and Zeke's not surprised David is coming for him because he's already coming for David.  Zeke does share the fact that David has an idol with Bret who says he knows because David always has an idol.. they will have to be very sneaky to vote him out without his suspecting it.

Vinaka - Day 29
-David and Zeke are the chess players in this game and they think very similarly - David just hopes people see Zeke as playing harder than he is so it will be an easier sell to vote him out.
-Zeke recognizes that he and David are very similar people and he knows he seems threatening but he thinks David is more of a threat to win this thing. (No you're the best, no you are...as they are stabbing each other in the back.)

-Zeke is gathering his troops telling Adam & Hannah that David is coming for him and David has an idol.  Hannah is trying to steer them towards seeing Jay & Will as more threatening right now because she wants to play with David, they have their crippling anxiety as a bond... but she has history with Zeke.

REWARD CHALLENGE
Okay, this was hilarious!  They are divided into three teams of three.  Their feet were bound together and their hands were tied to their sides, then on Jeff's go one person from each team had to slither through the sand like a snake to the first marker, then the next person had to go up a hill in the sand and down to the next marker before the last person had to go to the final marker - one that was reached they all got to untie and run to the puzzle board where they had to assemble a snake puzzle.
First team to assemble the snake correctly won the reward of a helicopter ride to a Survivor picnic.
-As there are ten people still in the game the one odd man out will not have to participate in the challenge but will automatically get to go on the reward (nice) and it was David who got the lucky rock.
Teams are: Hannah, Jessica & Adam - Will, Ken & Jay - Bret, Sunday & Zeke
Off the go and it's an immediate face plant in the sand without being able to use your arms to propel you a lot of them were digging with their faces... and they are going to have sand EVERYWHERE!
-Will was losing his shorts, the ladies with the biggest boobs had the most trouble, Jessica could not get up the hill, Ken was a superstar, Zeke and Bret were slow and steady.
-Will, Ken & Jay were the first team working on the puzzle, Bret, Sunday & Zeke were the next team to start on the puzzle and finally Adam, Jessica & Hannah made it to start on the puzzle.  But it was Zeke, Bret and Sunday that breezed through the puzzle and won the Reward. 

Sunday was so excited, all she wanted was a helicopter ride and she won that Reward.  (Adam chose not to steal it, he's still holding on to his advantage.)

REWARD
All the news that's fit to print is that Bret came out to Zeke (and all the viewing public) by telling Zeke that he was not the only gay man out there... (huh. I didn't see that coming, I don't see it making any difference in the game but maybe it will solidify Bret & Zeke's bro-mance even more than the beer drinking) this issue really shows the difference between the generations, where Bret had to hide his sexuality growing up, Zeke was free to just be himself.  Bret didn't say anything when he got there as well because he was with a bunch of macho guys and Zeke wouldn't have even considered not saying anything about being gay. Now they have the rainbow connection.
-Once Sunday comes back they are back to talking about the game and they agree that they are nervous about David.  Zeke wants to try and get Jay & Will on board so he can bring in Hannah... they just have to makes sure that David doesn't suspect they are coming for him.
 
Vinaka - Day 29
-When they get back to camp Hannah immediately grabs David and spills that Bret told Zeke David was gunning for him and Zeke told Bret that David had an idol.  This sends David into a tailspin, he's screwed up his game and Hannah is reassuring him that Zeke still trusts her so if the vote is going for David, she'll know and can tell him.  David tells her that his idol is for the both of them.
-David proposes that the vote for Zeke now, let them vote for David and then he'll play his idol and Zeke will go home. (Yes, good plan.)

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE - Day 30
-They will each stand behind a cage door.  They will have to manoeuver a handle through a maze that's on the outside of the door.  Once they get the handle through the maze successfully they can unlock the door and then race to complete a slide puzzle. (Ughh, slide puzzles are the worst, I can never do them.)  But it turns out the real roadblock in this challenge was getting the handle through the maze because it was on the outside of the door, they couldn't see it, they had to do everything by touch and memory... needless to say only one person got the handle through the maze and he was able to complete the puzzle and win Immunity with everyone still behind the cage doors.  That person was JAY! What a blow out!

Vinaka - Day 30
-David comes clean to Jessica, telling her in a misguided effort to lure Bret & Sunday over to their side he told them he considered Zeke to be the best player out there.  Jessica, "Oh lord." (see she knows).  So now David is asking that Jessica and Ken vote Zeke tonight because the others are voting for him.  Jessica owes David her life in the game because he played a hidden idol for her, so she will do what she can to protect him.  Ken is also in, his loyalty is to David 100%.

-Then we see Zeke talking to Hannah and when he asks her if she agrees that David is the biggest threat in the game she blows it, big time.  Instead of just agreeing with him like a normal person she doesn't say anything and says she's thinking.  So right there Zeke knows that Hannah is no longer on his side.  He asks if she's told David that Zeke is coming for him and she says, "you both know you're coming for each other." (Oh man, she's digging herself in deeper and deeper, just say no!)
-Zeke has now shifted his focus to Hannah tonight, if she wants to be one of David's numbers she no longer has any value to her and he has no problem voting her out of the game.

-Zeke tells Will, Bret, Sunday and Jay that they are voting Hannah tonight.  So they have five votes, that's half, at worst it will generate a tie.

-Hannah goes and talks to Adam and tells him that Zeke and David are gunning for each other so they need to stick together and pick a side.  Hannah wants to vote Zeke tonight but Adam is not confident. 
-Hannah goes and talks to David and tells him that Adam will vote with her... but with them only having five votes she's pretty sure that Zeke is going to vote for her instead of David because of his idol.  David warns her if he burns his idol for her and there is a tie, they will revote and if they tie again, rocks will be drawn among the rest.  Or someone could flip and he'd go home.  This is the scariest scenario for David.

TRIBAL COUNCIL #2
-David predicts this is going to be one of the most chaotic trial's they've seen so far.
-While Jay is blah blah blahing Hannah starts whispering to Adam who is sitting behind her and Bret is trying to eavesdrop.  Hannah asks Jessica what is going on because she's not paying attention and Jessica says she doesn't know.
-David says this is what is known as a "trust cluster muck." And Bret blows up: "Trust clusters, musters, cut that crap." This is every man for himself right now. You talk, you hope what you've been told is correct and you move forward.
-David says, well will the members of Zeke's alliance like to raise their hands?
-Bret totally attacks him, Oh David, Now I'm going to cry because I have anxiety.  And Zeke piles one, "Don't cry David." (Holy bullies on the playground, that was really ugly.)
-Hannah and Sunday actually tell them to knock it off, that was a personal attack and uncalled for.
-David says, "And that's where we are right now."
-Adam says hell yes he's nervous. He's even less sure than he was when he walked in to tribal council, the vote is very much live.
-And Jessica's eyes are bugging out of her head - she is so confused right now.  While Ken's blah blahing - Hannah is whispering to Adam.  David is mouthing to Jessica not to worry and Sunday is whispering the Will and Bret to just stick to the plan.  Hannah asks what's the plan.  They subtitle Ken but I didn't hear anyone say that.
-Bret makes another a-hole comment to Ken, like welcome to the game this is Survivor and then grouses more that this is all smoke and mirrors.
-Zeke thinks that no one is quite sure that people are going to vote how they said they were going to vote.  Tribal Council is theatre Jeff and I think we've proven that tonight.
-Grumpy Bret asks if they can just vote and they all agree, it's time to vote.

Voting:
They didn't show how anyone voted but a huge cockroach type bug landed right on Taylor's chest and to his credit he didn't scream like a little girl like I would have, but when he tried to pick it off it didn't move (Arghgghh!)

Tallying the votes:
Anyone want to play a hidden immunity idol?  David stands up and as he's heading to Jeff Adam tells him to wait... then he tells him they were talking about the vote being for Ken so David changes on the fly and plays the hidden immunity idol for Ken (WHAT? They just played you dude.)

Votes:
Zeke - 1
Hannah - 1  She says, "Dammit. I knew it. Told you."
Zeke - 2
Hannah - 2
Cutting to the chase, they tie 5-5, Zeke and Hannah.  So there is a revote, Zeke & Hannah don't vote and the rest of them can only vote for Zeke or Hannah.

Zeke whispers to Jess, "Do you want to go to rocks?  I realign with people all the time."
Hannah also whispers her plea to Jess, "Please don't vote for me."
Jessica, "I don't want to go to rocks." Then there was lots of "Oh my God" as Jessica went up to vote.

Re-Vote:
They tie again 4-4 Zeke & Hannah.  So now if they can come to a unanimous decision on either Zeke or Hannah to go, that person will be out, otherwise Zeke & Hannah are immune along with Jay and Ken and the rest of them will have to draw rocks and the odd rock will go home.

Will asks if anyone is willing to give up their games for either of these two - they all say no.  David makes his pitch that Zeke is playing the best game so he should go tonight, Zeke says David is not going to let him stay in the game anyway so ... Jessica just says she doesn't want to draw rocks... but no one is budging on their vote so Jeff calls it, they are going to rocks. 
And who got the odd rock - JESSICA! (She was on borrowed time anyway.) Bret had to get his licks in that David wouldn't change his vote, implying it was his fault she was leaving.  But she was so shocked and almost seemed traumatized by this - if she had just changed her vote to Hannah, Hannah would be sitting there and not her.  (Yup, but you didn't and now you have to live with it.)
And Jessica willed her legacy advantage to Ken, hoping he was there on Day 36 to reap the benefit of whatever is in the envelope.

Oh and with Jessica leaving as well, that takes Mike L. and Kim A. out of the pool.

Next time: David gets a glimmer of hope when Will tells him he's ready to start playing the game hard.  And it's the loved ones visit and Adam still has his Reward steal... Guess who's getting a family visit!

Happy US Turkey Day everyone,

Coleen






 

Survivor Millennials vs Gen X - Nov 23/16 Episode Recap (PART 1)

Million Dollar Gamble  - PART 1

Buckle up everybody cause it was a two hour extravaganza (well, two episodes back to back) last night meaning I'm going to try and keep it brief but still include the juicy stuff.

First, last episode we saw Taylor finally get his comeuppance for stealing the food with absolutely no remorse but he tarred Jay with his brush and did his best to paint a target on Adam's back on his way out.

Vinaka - Night 25
-They return to camp and Adam is apologizing right away I thought about not telling them about his advantage but really, who would not keep that a secret from everyone, I guess it was because he didn't tell them about the food.  It seems he gets a pass because Taylor was the guiltiest party and Taylor was voted out.
-David wanted to know if there was any food left, Adam said he knew where it was but then Jay told them Taylor moved it and as a token of good faith, Jay digs up the one jar left of stolen dried fruit.  He knows his back is literally up against the wall after Taylor's performance at Tribal and he's got to find a way to get back into the fold.
-Jay also thinks it's perfect he hasn't used his idol yet because everyone must really think he doesn't have one.

-We also see Chris talking to Brett and saying Jay can wait, at this point Chris wants to take out Jessica - for no reason other than he's got a vendetta against her ever since Paul (member the old guy with the long grey hair, member?) Anyway, I think Chris is not playing smart, she is not his biggest threat by far... but whatever.  Bret cautions Chris that they have to do this carefully, yeah, yeah, Chris tells the camera, "If it's the last thing I ever do, I'm voting her out." (seriously?)

Vinaka - Day 26
Filler - we see Hannah and Ken watching the sun rise and she's building up a pretty powerful crush on the hunky guy (oh Hannah.)

Member when Jay was saying no one thinks he has an idol... That was until Will decides he wants to start playing the game hard and his version of doing that is to approach Zeke and as a sign of his trustworthiness, spills the beans about Jay having an idol. "But don't tell anyone."
-Of course Zeke immediately tells David.  David tells Chris,  David tells Hannah, Zeke confirms for Hannah, Chris tells Bret, David tells Ken, Zeke confirms for Chris (holy greased lightening!)  Zeke & Chris discuss a misinformation campaign, make Jay think they are voting for him to flush out the idol and then actually vote for Jess.
-Zeke is holding a lot of the cards, he's friendly with everyone, they're all bringing him information and wanting to work with him... as long as it doesn't go to his head, he's sitting pretty.

REWARD CHALLENGE:
They will be split into two teams and having to start on a platform out in the water, on Jeff's go one person at a time from each team will swim to the next platform, climb up, untie a key, slide down a pole, run up the beach and hang the key on a hook before the next person can go, once they have all five keys they will have to unlock a number of locks to release their puzzle cubes.  Once all the cubes are free two tribe members will try to stack the multi-coloured blocks so there is no duplication of colours on any side.  First team to complete the puzzle wins reward of a floating pizza restaurant that will be anchored just offshore so the losers can see them pigging out (that's so mean).
-As there is an uneven number of players, one person will have to sit out - David tries to bow out siting his weak swimming and everyone encourages him to not count himself out - which makes David (and me) cry.  They end up drawing rocks and it's Jay that has to sit out and have no chance at the reward. (They should have made Adam sit out so he couldn't steal the reward... or could he?)

Teams end up being: Ken, Jessica, Chris, David and Will vs Bret, Zeke, Sunday, Hannah & Adam

Off they go and David holds his own - his team is actually ahead when they start on the puzzle - it's David & Chris working on stacking the blocks but it's going slowly.  The other team starts on the puzzle with Zeke and Adam stacking... and they come from behind and take the REWARD! (Well, Adam doesn't need to steal the Reward cause he won it.)

REWARD:
Zeke has become Bret's drinking buddy... Zeke doesn't even like beer but if Bret needs a drinking buddy, Zeke will be that for him.  Hannah wants everyone to be quiet so not to rub it in the losers faces but Bret couldn't care less...
While they are eating, a guy comes out and gives them all letters from home - Instantly Adam and Hanna are bawling! And Bret tells them to just take it easy.  Adam's mom has cancer and he hasn't told anyone so his reaction is understandable to us, maybe not to everyone.  (It's interesting that no one mentions the messages from home when they get back from Reward either.)

Back at camp: David, Ken & Jessica are talking and David thinks Chris, Bret & Sunday are too strong a threesome and they should be broken up.  David wants to vote Chris out tonight and he thinks he can get Zeke, Hannah and Adam to vote with them (whoa, Zeke is Chris' little buddy) Ken actually brings that up and David agrees that Zeke is actually playing the best game out there right now, and he'll understand that voting Chris off is in his best interest as well.  Jessica of course is all in, she feels like he's her nemesis and can't go home soon enough in her opinion.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
They have to stand on a narrow beam while balancing a statue on narrow board with a long bamboo pole.  At regular intervals they will  move backward on the beam which will get narrower and the statue will be farther away making it harder to balance.  Last person still on the beam with the statue still balanced will win Immunity.
-We get down to the bitter battle between Zeke and David... and it's David that is able to hold on the longest and win Individual immunity. (He is the epitome of the 90lb weakling but David was killing it this episode.)

Vinaka - Day 28
-Jay is bummed he didn't win immunity, he tries to pump Hannah for info but she isn't telling... he tells the camera if he feels it's him tonight, he's playing his hidden idol.

-Chris, Bret, Sunday & Zeke are talking and Chris is dictating that they vote out Jess.  Sunday wanted to do that last week so she's all in.  They also want to flush Jay's idol but Bret cautions they have to be subtle about that because Jay won't play it if they tell him to.
-Zeke doesn't look super convinced that voting for Jessica is the best play but he will definitely play along to their faces.

Next we see Zeke talking to David and David tells him they want to vote out Chris tonight... Zeke terms this the great Gen X Civil war and he's going to pit the Gen Xers against each other to take them all down.  Zeke tells David that Chris is coming after Jess and watches the fur fly.
-Jessica knows that Chris has been gunning for her since the beginning so it's not a total shock, but she's going to fight and tells Adam the plan to vote out Chris.  They both agree that they think Zeke is with them... but Adam whines, "Why can't we just vote out Jaaayyyy?"

-Zeke is right where he wants to be, with his little group of nerdy Millennials deciding which side they want to go forward with; Chris or David?  Which way gets him further in his game?

TRIBAL COUNCIL #1
Taylor shaved half his head... ugh.

-Jay is a lone wolf, no one wanting to talk to him.
-David talks about voting blocks having emerged and this vote being predictability vs blindside tonight.
-Zeke elaborates that it's not quite voting blocks, its a permutation between voting blocks and alliances, still built on trust like an alliance but just smaller.
-Hannah likes to call them trust clusters and Jeff immediately adopts this term which turns Hannah all giggly fan-girl, "Jeff Probst just used a term I made up." (Oh boy, I did roll my eyes at her.)
-Bret agrees there are trust clusters and for him it comes down to who he can trust going forward and who he can't. (yup, that's pretty much how it works.)
-Chris says there is no uncertainty in the vote for him tonight.
-Adam agrees there is a sort of cold war brewing but tries to steer them back into talking about taking Jay out tonight... Jay admits he knows he's the biggest target, but no one else seems to be talking about him.
-Gen Xers go right back to talking about trust and past actions (Sunday),  Jess knows they mean her but Chris says Jess has nothing to worry about (but he's not a good liar.)
-Jeff polls them on how certain they are the voting is going the way they expect tonight and David, Zeke, Sunday, Chris - they all say they are 100% certain. Jay says he has no idea what's going on but Zeke brings it back that most of them have participated in at least one blindside out there so they are all very good at playing that they can stick to the plan.  Appearances are very deceiving in this game.

Time to Vote:
Jessica votes Chris - you are still holding a grudge
Chris votes Jessica - just too big a threat

Tallying the votes:
Anyone want to play a hidden immunity idol?  Jay doesn't even blink - there is no idol played.

Votes:
Chris - 1
Jessica - 1
Chris - 2
Jessica - 2
Chris - 3
Jessica - 3
Chris - 4
Jessica - 4
Chris - 5... and 6 is for CHRIS.  B'bye big man. 

Chris' final thoughts: I was completely blindsided today. It's disappointing because I wanted to go farther in the game but Jess outplayed me. No regrets, he's coming home to his boys soon and he thanks his wife for letting him have the experience of a lifetime.

Also with Chris leaving, that takes Elaine R. and Bernice R. out of the pool.


 

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Survivor Millennials vs Gen X - Nov 16/16 Episode Recap

Thrown Punches

Last week the three tribes merged and the nerd kids sided with the Gen-X'ers against the cool kids on the Millennials side, making Michelle the first casualty after the merge, and the first member of the jury. 

Vinaka - Night 23
-They return to camp and Jay is a bitter, bitter boy.  He lost one of his most trusted allies in Michelle and really hates being on the bottom.  He calls the Millennial flippers frickin' idiots for choosing to be on the bottom of the Gen-X alliance (and how is that any different than being on the bottom of the Millennial alliance? He is just sulking and pouty about not getting his way.)

-The Gen-Xers are really happy the vote went the way they wanted, Chris is feeling like he's finally gaining some control - though he doesn't really trust the floaters in the middle, like Adam.

-Jay & Taylor are trying to re-group and figure out how they can winnow their way into the solid (seeming) Gen-X alliance.  Taylor decides he better try and make sure he's still okay with Adam keeping his hidden food secret but then he basically threatens him about the secret he knows (about Adam's advantage).  They both confirm they are going to keep the secrets.  Taylor is happy because he has the bigger and more damaging secret to hold over Adam's head.  They already know Taylor stole food, they just don't know how much and how he's still got a huge stash.  Then we see Taylor out eating from his buried stash, congratulating himself on being so sneaky and crowing about how great this idea was. (This kid is the worst! He's so smug, it's disgusting.)

Vinaka - Day 24
-Jay is trying to find his way out of the bottom three hole - he decides to talk to Hannah and she basically tells him she's taking her game into her hands, she realized playing the game as the Millennials wanted her to, would make her into a decent goat for them and she didn't want that.  She's
taking her game into her own hands, making moves, improving her resume and playing to win.
-Jay seems sincere when he tells her he's proud of her, and she laps up the praise, but I'm sure he's swearing inside.  He plays it friendly with Hannah asking her to include him in the next vote... but I don't know that will actually happen.

REWARD CHALLENGE
-They are going to be divided into two teams of six, on Jeff's go they will have to go through a series of obstacles to retrieve a key - once they get the key they have to unlock a box - they will then have to push/pull/drag that heavy box through the dirt under a rope net - once they get the box to their mat they have to hack it open with a machete then take the bolos inside and attempt to land them on a target - first team to get all 5 bolos wrapped around the target will win Reward : Taken to a resort, lounge poolside and dine on cheese burgers, fries and cocktails (and soft drinks for Will.)

They did a random choice of captains and then a schoolyard pick of teams and here is where the challenge was lost:
Captain: Chris
Chose: Bret, Ken, David, Sunday & Taylor
Captain: Hannah
Chose: Adam, Will, Zeke, Jay & Jessica

Yeah it was a total blow out for Chris' team - they had all the bolos around the target when Hannah's team never even got the box through the net.  Now I was thinking that Adam should steal the reward - Taylor knows about it and is threatening him with the knowledge, just use it... but alas, that did not happen.

Reward:
What did we learn from Chris, Bret, Ken, David, Sunday and Taylor going on the reward?  That Bret like himself a cocktail or ten... and I bet that hangover is not going to be very pleasant.
-They showed us a little Sunday talking head and I bet the reason we don't hear from her that often is because her accent is just unpleasant, so nasal... but I digress, she lays out that the Gen-Xers are fractured, she doesn't trust David, Ken and especially Jessica.  Sunday is ready to make a big move and take control of the game (really? You go, soccer mom.)

Vinaka - Day 24
Meanwhile, back at camp, Jay tries to talk to Adam and Adam makes a right royal mess of it rubbing in to Jay that he, Taylor and Will are on the bottom, he basically makes Jay really hate him. 
-Adam tells the camera he's worried he may be playing too hard but then he makes stupid social mis-steps like alienating Jay to the point that not just Jay but Zeke and Hannah also no longer want to work with Adam.
-Jay is now hoping that he can win immunity because he knows he's on the block.

Vinaka - Day 25
-Sunday decides to make her move against Jessica, (why do the girls always turn on each other? It's sad) but anyway, Sunday wants to use Jay to take Jessica out.  She talks to Jay, he's willing to write whatever name she tells him, she's going to push for Jess today and see if she can make it happen.  Jay is going to stay positive, give good energy and the universe should be okay with giving it back (ho-boy.)

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
They will be standing on a narrow beam and balancing a ball on a wooden bow - at regular intervals they will move farther down the narrowing beam to make it more difficult.  If at any time they drop the ball or fall off the beam they are out.  Last person standing wins Immunity.  And to try and force those who feel safe to reveal themselves, Jeff offers grilled ham & cheese sandwiches, potato chips, beer and soft drinks for anyone who wants to for-go the challenge all together.
Only Zeke & Will opt to sit out and take the food - not because they fell all that safe, but because they knew they didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning the challenge.
-I bet Hannah was mad when she was quickly out that she didn't take the food.  Bret absolutely griped when he was out and had to watch Zeke drinking beer (boozy buddy.)
They were dropping pretty consistently until we came down to Adam, Jay, Taylor and Ken.
-Adam dropped and Jay tried to hold on but he dropped next - so we were down to Taylor the surfer dude and Ken the older surfer dude.  And experience won out - Taylor dropped and Ken won Immunity tonight. (YES! Oh, please tell me Taylor may actually get booted finally.)

Vinaka - Day 26
They return to camp and David lays it out, they are deciding between Jay & Taylor tonight because Will is seen as less of a threat.  They are afraid that one of them has an idol so they decide to split the votes evenly for Taylor & Jay.  Sunday isn't happy that she's told to vote for Jay, but she doesn't do anything beyond whining to Bret that they have to vote Jessica next time hoping that he'll do the dirty work and plead her case to the group.  He says he'll talk to Chris but that's not how you win this game.  If she wants to make a big move and take control, she's going to have to do it herself.  In other words, the Jessica plan fizzled before it even began.
-Sunday goes and tells Jay that the majority wants either Jay or Taylor tonight and she couldn't do anything about it (well, she didn't really try to do anything about it either.)  Jay knew it was a long shot but now he's got to figure out if he should play his idol for himself, or play his idol for Taylor, which could backfire and take him out, or just ride it out (and see if the universe rewards his positivity.)

-Taylor knows it's either him or Jay tonight so he takes him down to the bunker of food and the two of them pig out on the dried fruit and other goodies he still had stashed.  Jay is totally in, enjoying their possible last meal together and Taylor decides to spill Adam's secret, what has he got to lose at this point.  Jay is surprised by the advantage Adam found and he also encourages Taylor to totally blow up Adam's game, "Dude, do it. He voted out Figgy." (Jay may just have a little devil in him.)
-Taylor wants to put a target on Adam's back and be Figgy's avenger (ugh!) He hopes the threat of Adam stealing a loved ones visit will make Adam more hated and maybe save Taylor's bacon.

TRIBAL COUNCIL
Michelle comes in as the first member of the jury and she looks like she still hasn't washed her hair (yes, I am turning into my mother - is she going for dreads, because that right now is not a good look.)

Jeff dives in and asks Jay what happened at camp after the last tribal council.
-Jay puts on a show with a huge smile saying he was impressed by the great blindside and wishing he wasn't on the wrong side of it because that felt pretty crappy honestly.
-Adam cuts off the performance and say welcome to the club, Jay's not the first one to be blindsided, it's happened to me, it's happened to a lot of us here.
-Jay makes it obvious he can't stand Adam, sneering, "Well that's the game Survivor." (yes, that was Adam's point.) Jay tells Jeff he'd be happy to write Adam's name down again.  Jay knows that he, Taylor and Will are on the wrong side and their clocks are ticking.
-Chris tells them he's been on the wrong side before, you just have to work your way back in - there are cracks.
-Taylor reacts like that's a huge revelation (dude, have you never watched this show? No, he's just so used to things coming easily to him that he couldn't imagine having to work to be liked and accepted.)  And this is when Taylor decides to make his grand announcements - first he comes clean about the food bunker but also drags Adam along saying he helped him do it. 
Hannah starts hyperventilating, Will looks impressed/surprised, Bret and Chris look disgusted (that's how I feel) and Adam is just shaking his head.
-Jay jumps in saying THEY had three jars buried in the sand together and he said, "Look what I hid with Adam." (Seriously? Why be such assholes and lie - Grr, that just makes me mad.)
-Adam sanctimoniously wants to clear the air and admits he knew about Taylor's stash but he is adamant that he did not help him steal the food and he did not eat any of the food himself, he just kept the secret.
-Taylor and Jay try to spin it, "Why are you so upset about this?" (And the bullying smirks, I hate this.)
-Adam, "Because you are defaming my character!"
-The others start to ask Taylor questions, what food was in there, where is it now and Taylor is in his glory and proud of his thievery.  He tells them he took as much as he could smash in the jars and all the food was gone, "Jay and I ate it all today." (Oh yeah! Jay can use mud in his face too.)
-BUT, Taylor continues, if they want to gun for him and Jay, the bigger threat is with Adam because he told him a little secret, that Adam has an advantage in the game.
-Everyone does a "wait, what?"  And they ask Adam "is that true?" He admits it is and Adam tells them the advantage allows him at any point, if he loses a reward, he can play the advantage and it's like he won the reward.
-So Taylor spins it again, "In other words, He can steal your loved one visit." Adam "Not necessarily" - Taylor should be an actor, "So someone is going to have their loved one - ripped - from - your - hands, even though you won."
-Adam tries to say it doesn't impact the game, its a reward not immunity but Taylor still showboating, "oh but it does impact the game, in  here (points to his chest) and in here (points to his head.)
-How did Jay & Taylor know about the advantage Hannah asks - Adam, "Because I told Taylor.  Clearly I made a mistake in who I can trust. (And I think this actually reflects worse on Taylor than on Adam.  Who wouldn't keep this advantage a secret?  Taylor not keeping the secret just reinforces how untrustworthy and horrible a person he is.... but it made great TV.)
-David said he's uncomfortable and shocked and he thinks that admitting what they did is the nail in the coffin for one of them.  (Adam still can't believe he's being painted with the same brush as Taylor).
-Taylor is completely unrepentant - If I know I can get ahead by eating more food than you, of course I'm going to do it. (What a self-centered little brat - Errrgh! He's horrible.)
-Jessica thinks Taylor is looking for a pat on the back and someone to tell him it's okay but she wasn't raised like that and neither was Chris or Ken or Bret.
-Jay pipes up, why did you skip me? I wasn't raised like that.  I didn't hide those jars and it was not okay with me. (But you ate it!) Jay went on a rant how he's not just some dumb surfer (whoa - that comment does not go unremarked - Taylor mumbles, I'm not a dumb surfer) A little, no offense was thrown out by Jay but he kept going about he's there playing the game and trying to improve his life.  Jay continues that if he was in Adam's position he would have told Taylor it wasn't morally right (get off the high horse, you were still in the wrong as well.)
-Adam says this is coming some the guy who admitted to eating the food, Jay says it was just crumbs and he's not going to forget his morals for some game and eat when everyone is starving - Adam, "You ate the food, I did not - what are you talking about?" (Exactly!)
-Hannah says this is a complicated game - blah, blah, blah... let's vote.
-Bret wants to know who is culpable (oh, showing the cop vocabulary.)

Time to Vote:
They didn't show us how anyone voted.

Tallying the votes:
Anyone want to play a hidden immunity idol now would be the time... they show us Adam, they show us Jay, he fidgets a little but in the end - no hidden idols were played (WHHHAATTT??)

Votes:
Jay - 1
Taylor - 1
Adam - 1
Jay - 2
Taylor - 2
Jay - 3
Taylor - 3
Jay - 4
Taylor - 4, 5... 6 and TAYLOR is the 9th person voted out and the second member of the jury.  He says good luck and laughingly, "Sorry for stealing food." (Somehow I don't think he really is, except it finally got his ass voted out - thank you Godapus!)
And with Taylor leaving, that takes Tori K. and Brandon L. out of the pool.

Next week: It's a Gen X civil war - David is talking about voting out Chris, Chris is talking about voting out Jess and Will puts his trust in Zeke, telling him Jay has an idol - and that knowledge tears through camp faster than greased lightning.

Taylor's final thoughts: My Survivor adventure has been quite epic - he stole food, survived a hurricane, made a great friend named Jay, got a girlfriend and hopefully they'll buy a sailboat and go have some adventures together. So I'm pretty stoked about that.

Seriously? This was never about winning or the money for him, just having fun, doing whatever he wants - woo!  Yup I'm the bitter old lady just shaking my head at this doofus - b-bye Tails.  Oh and by the way, your great friend Jay voted for you, hope you still have a girlfriend now that you didn't win a million dollars.

Too much? 

Have a great rest of the week everybody,

Coleen