Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Survivor Game Changers - March 22/17 Episode Recap

The Tables Have Turned

Last week they re-shuffled the tribes into three, leaving JT the sole original Nuku on his tribe, Caleb & Hali in the minority on Mana and Troyzan the sole Mana on the newly created Tavua tribe.  With Mana going to tribal council, Brad was able to rally the team and get Caleb voted out, making him leave the game again on the ninth day.

Mana - Night 9
-They all acknowledge that Tai had the hardest time voting out Caleb and he just hopes they realize that he is totally with them.  Playing with his head instead of his heart this time.

Mana - Day 10
-Debbie is playing up to Hali, telling her whatever she wants to hear but still planning to keep the old Nuku strong.  Hali would be the next to go.

REWARD CHALLENGE
Only two members from each tribe will take part in the challenge.  The first person will have to travel through some obstacles balancing a ball on the end of a pole.  At the end of each leg they will add more pole to make it more difficult.  When they get to the end, the next person will take the ball to release a key and open a box filled with sandbags.  That person will then have to knock down nine targets with the sandbags.  First person to knock down all the targets wins coffee, sugar, mugs, iced coffee and cookies (everyone was excited with the chocolate cookies), second tribe just gets a thermos of iced coffee, but better than last who get nada.

Starting out we have: Tai for Mana, Ozzy for Tavua, and JT for Nuku.
Second leg will be: Brad for Mana, Troyzan for Tavua, and Malcolm for Nuku.

Ozzy was a rockstar like he always is and gave Troyzan a huge lead heading into the beanbag throw, and Troy starts out strong knocking the targets down.  JT gets Malcolm started next and he quickly catches up to Troy so those two are duking it out and we still have Tai struggling across the balance beam... but he just has to get the ball to the former pro-football player. 
Malcolm pulls out the win for Nuku, but it's the come from behind second place finish for Mana that was the story here - leaving Troyzan out in the cold again with his tribe. No Coffee for You!

Tavua - Day 10
Everyone is bummed returning to camp having lost the reward... except for Ozzy.  He knows without winning rewards they rely on him for food in this game. He does all the fishing, which he finds therapeutic and he's bringing in protein for the whole tribe, making himself indispensable (until he's not... yes, this keeps him there in the beginning when there are lots of mouths to feed and they're not used to the hunger, but later on, the hunger to win usually takes him out.)

Nuku - Day 10
It's coffee time! Sandra is crowing they are the best tribe ever and she tells the camera that she's the queen there, running the show and nobody really knows it.
-Au contraire, JT knows full well what's going on.  He talks to Malcolm and they agree that they need to take Sandra out.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE
One person is the caller and the rest of the tribe will be blindfolded and tethered together in pairs.  The caller will send the pairs out directing them to three towers where they will have to pull a rope which will dump coloured water on them and a bag that they have to untie and return to the caller/mat.  Once they have all the bags, they can remove their blindfolds and then they have to use the balls inside the bags on a table maze.  First team to get all three balls seated on the table maze win immunity. 
Nuku sat Sandra. Tavua sat Troyzan.

Oh, and by the way, both losing tribes will go to Tribal Council. Malcolm, "That's a huge 'by the way' Jeff."

Callers: Jeff Varner, just kept telling them to haul ass the whole time - hilarious - but it also worked as Nuku was the first back with all their bags and quickly runs over to start the puzzle maze.
Cirie doesn't have the loudest voice for this, but she was being heard better than Culpepper - Tavua starts on the puzzle with Mana bringing up the rear.

The table maze has to go slower and Nuku is taking their time thinking they have a huge lead, but then Tavua sneaks up on them and it's down to Varner and Andrea trying to seat the final ball... Jeff says Varner is either the hero or the goat and boom, he drops the ball off the table - leaving it open to Andrea and TAVUA, wins immunity! (Varner started bawling like a baby, I did feel a little bad for him.)

Oh, and another by the way - both tribes going to tribal council tonight will collectively vote only one person out. (WHAT!?? Holy crikey that is crazy!) 
 
Nuku - Day 11
Back at camp they start strategizing, Nuku has six members to the Mana five so they can conceivably decide who is going home tonight.  If they stay strong and vote the six together, it could work.
-Malcolm and JT had wanted to take Sandra out but with this twist that may have to wait.
-They speculate that they'll try and get JT to vote with them, but JT says he's solid with this new tribe.
-Sandra wants to vote out Sierra, JT is thinking Tai.
-JT thinks that Brad Culpepper will target Sandra and if he wanted to he could be the swing vote for them to change the course of this game.

Mana - Day 11
Brad knows that the four of them will vote together but Hali was on death row and who knows what she'll do.  Instead of trying to convince her she should stay with them, Brad is aggressive and vaguely threatening calling her Blue Eyes to get her attention and then telling her that voting five strong will speak volumes to her loyalty to them. (Really? I thought Culpepper was playing smarter but he still doesn't know how to get women on his side obviously.)

Brad speculates that JT will target Sandra and Sierra agrees but she thinks they should target Malcolm, in the long run she thinks he's more of a threat.  Everyone agrees that whatever they do they have to vote five strong and they feel it will come down to what JT is going to do.

Tai doesn't want to leave his fate in JT's hands and he goes looking for an idol.  He finds a clue which shows him where to dig and he ends up finding a Hidden Immunity Idol!  And then he goes and tells the whole tribe (except Hali) that he has an idol - right away Culpepper tells him if one of the four is going to go, it has to be played. (Tai has refused to be bullied into playing his hidden idol for someone in the past... just saying.)

TRIBAL COUNCIL
The tribal started off normal, Jeff asking them questions - Malcolm says they had to run every scenario as this has never been done before. 
-Culpepper says they potentially have a Mexican stand-off with all their guns pointed at each other but what if one of their guns is pointed at themselves (hinting JT) and is one of our guns pointed at ourselves (Hali) - and Sandra cuts him off, "All our guns are pointed at them." (Oh, ho, Culpepper has a wicked side-eye, hahaha.)
-Debbie says JT used to be really close with this tribe but Sandra again, "she said the magic words, 'used to'." (Ugh, Sandra you are not endearing yourself to anyone.)
-JT says he feels like they are expecting him to do something to put himself completely at risk when it would be a shot in the dark for him to land in the right place and Culpepper almost rolled is eyes.
-Brad says he thinks there are more threats on the other tribe, Malcolm and the two time winner, that's the biggest threat.
-Sandra, "I'm not worried.  I know I'm not going home tonight, how bout that?" (Oh, that makes me want her to go home so bad... come on Survivor Karma!)
-Malcolm says that sounds like the kind of thing you say when you're scared (Brad did not like that), but if they sent me home I'd be cussing my way down the ramp.
-Getting down to it, Debbie says her only worry is if JT flips or if Hali flips.
-Brad full on threatens Hali, she knows if she doesn't vote with us she is public enemy number one.
-Hali says, "Well that's not a good speech to groom me in." (Exactly! What a doofus.) Hali puts it out there that they are in a potential rock drawing situation and she is willing to help them if they have any concerns.
-Sandra of course says, no, we don't have any concerns. To which Sierra mean girls her, "sounds like they don't need you Hali." Debbie tries to salvage it, saying that they do need her but Michaela piles on from the other side, "Yeah, right on the outside where they put you."
-JT puts his head in his hands and while Jeff is asking him a question - Sierra is talking to Hali, Malcolm is eavesdropping.  Hali puts up her hand and says they should be trying to take out physical threats so then Sandra starts whispering to everyone around her that Hali wants to take Culpepper out.
-Then JT is whispering to Malcolm that he thinks they're voting for Sandra.
-Aubry thinks she showed up to the wrong wedding.
-Debbie gets up and whispers to Brad wondering if they just switched their votes to him, he says no, it's the original plan and Sandra has settled down to saying it's the original plan. And then...
JT jumps up and goes over to whisper to Brad that they are voting Sierra.
-Hali, "well if that's the way its going to be..." and she jumps up and goes to talk to Sandra saying that she will vote Brad with them - so now Nuku is having a powwow and Mana is having a powwow with Brad telling them that the vote is for Sierra.

Probst is just sitting back speechless and smiling like the cat that ate the canary - he's loving it.

-They kind of settle down, looks like everyone is back where they were before - but then JT is over whispering to Culpepper to vote Sandra and Sierra is telling Hali that JT told Brad the vote is for her, Hali said she was trying to change it...

Jeff asks if they are all done, is it time to vote?  And Sandra says they're ready so Jeff tries to send Hali to vote and I think she said, "I ain't consent." (not sure, I did rewind it a couple times) anyway, Sandra tells her they are ready to vote (because she is the Queen and has final say after all.)
So Hali says, "Okay, you may regret it though."

Finally Time to Vote:

While Hali is voting Michaela asks Sandra why Hali didn't just tell them who has the idol and Sandra says, "no one has an idol, girl please." (oh boy, she's going to be mad.)

They don't show us how anyone voted.

Tallying the votes:

Jeff asks if anyone has a hidden immunity idol and wants to play it, now is the time.  Brad tells Tai to play it and he stands up and gives the idol to Sierra. (I kind of wanted him to keep it for himself and tell Brad, nope, not playing it - but I know it wasn't the time for him to do that.)

Votes:
Sierra - 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 - none of them counted
Malcolm - 1 (Holy Hell), 2, (and Sierra had the gall to kiss him on the cheek, I would have wanted to smack her for that) 3, 4, 5 - and it's Malcolm going home.  He just sits there stunned, as was I. He says, "I think I'm going to vomit."  JT looks just as wrecked because Brad just destroyed JT's game as well. Looks like Culpepper is turning into a villain. And as they head back to camp, Michaela whispers to Varner that she thinks JT just set them up.
 
Sigh, I was sad to see Malcolm leaving, even though he's not my favourite, it did seem too soon, and it also takes: Julie T., Lynne B., and Robert L. out of the pool.

Next week: JT is on the hot seat with Nuku and Debbie is on a tear screaming at Culpepper and scaring Tai, "She's like a crazy lady." (Oh man, what did he do?)

Malcolm's final thoughts were of utter devastation; at least he can say he went out in the most ridiculous tribal council in the history of tribal councils.  He was fighting back tears saying that JT isn't getting a Christmas card, "stupid kid couldn't keep his mouth shut" and the greatest experience of his life just came to an extremely premature end and it's a bitter pill to swallow.
 
It was a bit of heartbreaker this one.

Have a good rest of the week everyone,

Coleen

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Survivor Game Changers - Mar 15/17 Episode Recap

Survivor Jackpot!

Last week we saw Ciera voted out first due to her mouth and in the second hour, the clash of the Survivor Titans played out at the Mana tribe with Tony and Sandra vying for control - Sandra came out on top and Tony went home with her (ill-advised) trash talk ringing in his ears.

The next day, the tribes assemble for what looks like a challenge but ends up being a Game Changing swap!  Everyone's told to drop their buffs and they will do a blind pick to be redistributed into three tribes:
Nuku: Aubry, Jeff, J.T., Malcolm, Michaela and Sandra
Mana: Brad, Caleb, Debbie, Hali, Sierra and Tai
Tavua: Andrea, Cirie, Ozzy, Sarah, Troyzan and Zeke

So how did this shake out?  JT is the only original member of Nuku remaining, everyone else was Mana before.  Caleb and Hali are the two new members mixed in with the four remaining Mana tribemates.  And, everyone on Tavua is former Nuku with only Troyzan being a former Mana member. Also, these poor saps on Tavua have to start over at a new camp with only the most basic supplies - nothing like have to build another shelter on day 7.

Nuku - Day 7
JT is showing the newcomers around camp and the former Manaians felt like they had won the lottery getting to use that camp - they have trained chickens, the shelter is great, they even decorated with glass floats... Malcolm and Jeff giggle like little girls, "How did this happen?"
-J.T. on the other hand, feels like the Survivor gods have let him down.  He was excited about the swap until he found out he was stuck 5 to 1.  His only hope of survival is to find a hidden immunity idol and his only hope of doing that is to get everyone out of camp so he can search. So, he proposes to take everyone out snorkelling and when they get out there, he finds an excuse to go back to shore (to get a tool to fix the spear) and leaves his tribemates stranded 1/2 mile out on the ocean. (HA!) Back at camp he starts frantically searching. Out on the water, they start to figure out that JT isn't coming back... is he looking for a hidden idol? (Oh, you better believe he is.)  Instead of being upset, they all get it, but they also know that JT will likely be their first vote.

Mana - Day 7
We find out that it's Brad Culpepper who was the decorator of the camp - he gets to putting up some decorations at the Mana camp as well, to make it a home (who woulda thunk it?)  He's feeling good being in the majority on this tribe - the former Nuku are going to stick together and it's going to come down to either Hali or Caleb.
-Tai was very happy to have Caleb back on his tribe, they played together before and Tai seems to still harbour a little crush. Tai talks to Brad about keeping Caleb because he adds strength to the tribe but Brad sees the Tai/Caleb bond as a threat and while telling Tai he's on board to keep Caleb around, he tells the camera he'd like to see Caleb go first.

Tavua - Day 7
They are all just trying to be positive, they are starting out fresh, yay!  But nobody's really happy about having to build a new shelter. Ozzy takes the lead in that as he has played the game four times now he's got the skills and he wants to show that the tribe still needs him around.
-Cirie finds herself with new life through this swap, she was on the wrong side of the numbers before, now she's one of the majority, she just has to work on her relationship with Ozzy - he recognizes that they need each other now so he's content to work with her for now.
-The former Nuku five also have to try and make Troyzan feel welcome, as he's in a similar situation to J.T. being the only Mana member.  The difference, Troyzan actually found a clue to a hidden immunity idol when he went searching, but he'll have to be sneaky because it is planted at the next Immunity challenge.

Nuku - Day 8
Goatagedon! JT asks if they had goats at their old camp and when Sandra hears goats, her mouth is watering - the queen wants to eat a goat.  JT, still trying to ingratiate himself, says he can catch one but secretly hopes he doesn't.  The tribe is united in the quest for the goat and start chasing them over the rocks.  JT catches a baby and then Malcolm corners the mother so they end up with two goats... but when they realize that they caught the mother only because she wouldn't leave her baby, no one has the heart to kill them.  Sandra is the only one still thirsting for some goat's blood (that should tell them something right there) but she needs someone else to kill it and no one has the heart.  They all voted to let the goats go, agreeing instead to kill one of the chickens for dinner. (Oh, Tai's going to be upset.)

Day 9 - Reward/Immunity Challenge
Three tribemates are tied together and must navigate through a rope obstacle course where they will fill a bucket with water and climb over a teeter-totter in order to fill it up enough to lower a gate. Another set of tribemates will untie puzzle pieces to solve a puzzle. The first two tribes to finish win immunity but the first tribe gets a tarp and has a choice of comfort (pillows/blankets) or spices for their food, with the item not chosen going to the second place tribe.

The teams set their order from the beginning, Nuku came in first, Tavua was second, which sends Mana to tribal council again (though it's mostly new players, it's that tribe going back to Tribal again.

Troyzan was able to successfully retrieve the Hidden Immunity Idol while acting as if he was overjoyed by the victory. Honestly, no one seemed suspicious of his over-acting because they weren't paying any attention to him.

Nuku chose the body comfort reward, which gave Tavua the spices. 

Mana - Day 9
Everybody's talking.  Tai is telling Debbie and Sierra he'd rather vote out Hali because he and Caleb are friends.  Sierra hears that and agrees Caleb is stronger for challenges but is worried about their possible underlying alliance due to that past relationship.  Brad is okay with voting Hali out first but he'd prefer to have Caleb go and he doesn't want to be seen as the chief so he's got to make Tai make the decision to vote Caleb out. 
-Brad sits Tai down and tells him that Caleb remaining in the game would only hurt his chances at the merge and that he needed to do what he felt was right for his game in this season (well, well, looks like Brad Culpepper learned to play Survivor, and he's come to win.) "Are you in it for him or are you in it for you?" Tai of course says he's in it for himself and thanks him for his valuable advise (oh, he got so manipulated there, wow.) Tai wants to play with his head instead of his heart this time around but he's very torn about betraying a friendship.

Tribal Council
Jeff jumps right in trying to figure out how this tribe has split themselves up.  Pointing out that Tai, Caleb and Debbie played together before.  They agree that there was a perceived bond initially but it became apparent that Tai & Caleb had a friendship existing from before which Sierra, for one, found concerning.
-Sierra pointed out that she and Hali played together before, but they have no relationship whatsoever (I don't think they ended up on a tribe together but I don't really remember Sierra other than her eyebrows anyway.) 
-Hali agreed that she has no pre-existing relationships with anyone and maybe Caleb is the bigger threat with more angles to work than she could ever have.
-Caleb says they have to decide if they want to keep someone who will kick butt in challenges and be loyal to keeping the tribe strong or go with Hali who is possibly easier to manipulate and take along (ugh, so sexist. Has he even spoken to Hali I wonder?)
-She turns it on him handily - Caleb just said he's stronger headed and a better player than her - in a game of Game Changers is that who you want around?
-Brad knows that Hali is a budding attorney and agrees she did very well, both Caleb and Hali have strengths, physical and mental that make them valuable to the tribe so it's a difficult decision (Okay, I remember Brad Culpepper as being kind of stupid when he played before, who is this guy? He has definitely upped his game.)
-Tai says he's got to look at the big picture not just the next challenge for this vote.

Time to Vote:
Hali votes Caleb
Caleb votes Hali

No one has a hidden immunity idol to play.

Votes:
Caleb - 1
Hali - 1
Caleb - 2, 3, 4... and it CALEB voted out.  Brad has an evil little grin on his face - oh yeah, he totally made that happen.
And with Caleb leaving, that takes Trish W., Gillian H., and Ian G. out of the pool.

Next week: JT starts an uprising against Sandra and the twists never stop coming - at the immunity challenge Jeff tells them that both losing teams will head to Tribal Council.

Caleb's final thoughts: The last time he played he went out day 9, this time, dagummit, he's going out day 9 again.  He's happy he's able to walk out on his own two feet this time and his friendship with Tai is still intact, he wishes him well going forward.

Oh ho, so I wonder how they'll do two tribes at Tribal council, will they be all together and voting one person or will they still be separate and voting two people... it will be interesting.

Have a great week,

Coleen

The Amazing Race (TAR) 29 - Announced new start date March 30, 2017

TAR 29 - now set to begin Thursday, March 30, 2017 at 10pm

I'll have to make some adjustments to the pool considering this season is not like any other - there are no pairs until after the first episode... huh.

Per Wikipedia:

As announced by CBS, the following contestants participated in the race. Unlike the traditional format of the Race, these contestants will arrive at the starting line unpaired, an idea that Race producers claim fans have repeatedly suggested to the them in the past. A set of challenges prior to the start of the Race will be used to determine which half of the contestants will pick their partner, and the order they will pick; this selection is then made only by first impressions.[3]
ContestantAgeHometownOccupation
Shamir Arzeno28Bronx, New YorkBanking Firm Associate
Logan Bauer27Navarre, FloridaOrthopedic Device Specialist
Olive Beauregard24Providence, Rhode IslandFirefighter
Brooke Camhi36Lynbrook, New YorkBusiness Development Director
Tara Carr38Alexandria, VirginiaU.S. Army Officer
Joey Covino46Boston, MassachusettsPolice Sergeant
Becca Droz26Pittsburgh, PennsylvaniaRock Climbing Instructor/Barista
Liz Espey24Maryville, MissouriAuctioneer
Scott Flanary34Charlotte, North CarolinaUniversity Recruiting Manager
Sara Fowler27Baltimore, MarylandLuxury Real Estate Agent
London Kaye27New York, New YorkStreet Artist
Matt Ladley25Steamboat Springs, ColoradoProfessional Snowboarder
Jenn Lee25Palos Verdes, CaliforniaProfessional Model
Kevin Ng31San Diego, CaliforniaAthletic Trainer
Francesca Piccoli33Banning, CaliforniaU.S. Army
Floyd Pierce21Highlands Ranch, ColoradoCollege Student
Michael Rado37Pittsburgh, PennsylvaniaButcher
Redmond Ramos28Fremont, CaliforniaMotivational Speaker
Jessica "Jessie" Lynn Shields28Howland, OhioK9 Police Officer
Ashton Theiss25Fort Worth, TexasReal Estate Agent
Seth Tyler37Seattle, WashingtonPolice Officer
Vanck Zhu28Saint Paul, MinnesotaInvestment Researcher

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Survivor Game Changers - Mar 8/17 Premiere Recap

The Stakes Have Been Raised

In this, the premiere of the 34th season of Survivor, they brought back players that they believe made moves significant enough to change the game - and no one believes that more than the players themselves. 

Tony - bald, beefy cop that won his season in Cagayan - is the first to tell us how great he is - he created the spy shack, he found the special idol (I don't remember that) he voted out his closest ally, "And just when you think you've seen it all, you ain't seen nothing yet."

Malcolm - I always think of him as the poor man's Ozzy, or maybe Ozzy-lite - he tells us he made some big splashy moves in Caramoan (that was the second time he played) and he's there to uphold his reputation and keep making big moves.

Sandra - the only two-time winner - she is there to do what she knows how to do, make it to day 39 and not get voted out. "The queen stays queen, everyone else - adios."

Cirie - she says she's a bona fide "ex"-couch potato that saw this game and loved it.  She's the gangster with a smile, the sheep in wolves clothing.  She convinced the ice cream boy to give up his immunity idol then voted him out.  This will be here fourth time playing and her next step is to win.

Debbie - the original Jill of all trades - you name it, Debbie's done it, and better than you.  Anyone who saw her last season knows she has the body of a gymnast (remember the pull ups in the tree?) and the tenacity of a giant squid (What?) She's there to go for broke (and she brings the absolutely delightful crazy that makes the show fun to watch.)

But the absolutely best thing in the opening sequence was Jeff giving the tag line, "39 days, 20 people, 1 survivor!" While standing on the side of the bow of a rusted out shipwreck in the middle of the ocean - You go, Jeff Probst!

So we open with them all on a boat surrounded with a ton of supplies - Jeff explains the premise of the season and I'm sure they all think everything Jeff says is about them - they are embracing the Game Changers title for sure.  Jeff asks JT if it matters that there are a handful of winners (JT, Tony and Sandra have all won) he said he's glad he's not the only winner there but he doesn't think it matters... also that Sandra's not going to be the only two time winner after this is over. (Oh ho! Big words from the country boy.)
Jeff asks Cirie if they should even bother if JT is right - "Who says JT is right?" (Exactly)

Yay, Zeke is back.  He's geeking out as a fan-boy on the boat but he's also there to prove that he does belong.

Mana Tribe: Aubry (curly hair, glasses - brains tribe), Michaela (she was a Millennial beast in challenges and voted out when she showed how smart she was), Sandra (our returning two time winner), Ciera (voted her own mother out of the game), Hali (no-collar tribe, young, did not change the game but obviously answered the phone), Malcolm (Ozzy-lite), Caleb (had to be med-evac'd due to heat stroke), Troyzan (long haired old guy from man vs woman season), Jeff (from Australia, dimples) and Tony (spy-shack cop former winner).

Nuku Tribe: Debbie (done it all crazy lady), Tai (chicken whisperer), JT (country boy former winner), Sierra (blond... none of us really remembered her until they showed her in her previous season with the weird grown out blond eyebrows - oh yeah!), Zeke (the moustache), Ozzy (he is made for the physical game, but the mental side, not so much - oh, and he's looking rough), Sarah (also a cop who was able to sniff out Tony when they played before and he voted her out), Cirie (four times really?), Brad Culpepper (ex-football player and not the sharpest tool in the shed), Andrea (this is her third go around, she's young and pretty but a showmance is not in her game plan this time.)

Jeff tells them this is how they started the very first season of Survivor, on his go they will have to release the rafts off the side of the boat and they have two minutes to gather as much of the supplies on the boat they can before heading for shore.  BUT there was also a twist - there was a ring floating just off the side of the boat - beneath that ring were two colour coded set of ropes - the first team to dive down and untie the ropes would release a massive tool kit for their tribe.  Immediately everyone thinks Ozzy will go for it so they don't bother - and they're right.  Ozzy dives in to start on the ropes and the other team doesn't do anything until way later, Caleb gives it a shot but too little too late, Nuku gets the toolkit... and the chickens - Tai makes sure to send the chicken crate over which landed upside down on top of him - but they saved the chickens... and Tai was alright too.

-The other thing that happened in the early scramble on the boat was that Andrea uncovered a secret advantage clue that was just sitting on the deck underneath something and she didn't even see it - she had a couple opportunities to notice it, but she even stepped over it once (sigh, she's my girl). It was blond Sierra-eyebrows that finally saw the clue and stuffed it down the back of her pants.  

Mana Tribe - they get to their camp by climbing down a rocky staircase to their beach, yikes - and everyone says hello and hugs - they get to work as well, gathering bamboo and sizing everyone up.  Michaela tells us her strategy is to cozy up to everyone and try to hide her natural facial expressions because it's hard for her to lie (she asks Troyzan if that's his real name - maybe she plans to act not so smart this time too?)
-Next thing you know, Tony says, "you guys do nice nice, I'm looking for the idol" and he runs off into the jungle hooting and hollerin'.  Everyone just stands around going, is he serious? Sandra, "we're just going to vote him off first."  No one follows him and Tony can't believe it, he thought for sure everyone would follow him... nope.  Finally they send Sandra and Caleb just to check up on him - they don't look for an idol, just pick up some bamboo and head back. 

Goats!  They show us some goats running around the island as they take us to:
Nuku Tribe - they get to camp and it's hugs all around.  Zeke is trying to control the fanboy and make this game his b*tch - he wants to bathe in the blood of his enemies, he wants to change the game, that's why he loves Survivor (all with a huge smile on his face - that's why we love Zeke.)
- They see the goats and Tai says they'll never be able to catch them, they're too fast.  Culpepper says in order to kill a goat, they'd have to kill Tai (and that's probably the truth.)
-Sierra-eyebrows takes this time to open her secret advantage and we find out this is another Legacy Advantage which says it guarantees her immunity but she can only use it when there are 13 people left in the game or 6 people left in the game. (Huh, that's pretty specific) and if she is voted out before that point, she must will it to someone else still in the game.
-Ozzy apparently still has a grudge against Cirie - they played together in fans vs favourites and she voted him off. (Huh, I have no recollection of that, but apparently he does and he's gunning for her.)
-Cirie knows it, she tries to diffuse the situation, asking him if they are okay and he assures her they have a clean slate, but then the next time he's talking to people he's again setting Cirie up as the big threat they need to take out. (He speak with forked-tongue.)
-Tai takes Cirie aside to clean out the chicken crate and awkwardly warns her that he has a vibe from Ozzy that there are unresolved issues between them... so she knows, all is not well in Ozzy-ville.

Mana Tribe - Tony again, volunteering to fill people's water bottles goes off by himself to the watering hole and decides he's going to dig himself a spy-bunker, but digging a shallow hole 5 ft from the watering hole and covering himself with leaves?? (What the good-golly is he talking about? That is ridiculous.)  He actually starts trying to dig himself this bunker when Troyzan comes to check up on him and sees the hole he's been digging.  He doesn't confront him about it but he does go and tell Malcolm - who thinks Tony must have a clue and was digging for an idol.  He tells Hali who tells all the girls and Ciera thinks she's an expert at playing with former winners - she proposes to Malcolm, Hali, Jeff, Michaela, and Aubry that Tony is looking for idols and he's very close with Caleb so they should look at voting those two off.  This backfires big time with everyone thinking that the only person throwing names out right now is Ciera, so maybe she should go.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #1

They have to paddle a raft out to a platform then one person has to swim out to retrieve a set of keys, then they all have to swim, climb, jump through a series of obstacles to make it back to the beach.  Once there, they have to dig up two bags of puzzle pieces, then use the keys to unlock a chest with a third bag of puzzle pieces and finally two tribe members must assemble a ships wheel puzzle - when completed, they use it to raise their flag and win Immunity!
The Immunity idol is a miniature old diving bell/helmet.  They will also get fire in the form of flint.

Jeff tells them another twist this season is in the event of a tie, there will be no re-vote, they will have an open discussion to try and come to a unanimous decision, if one person isn't chosen then the two tied players will be safe and everyone else will have to draw rocks.

Off they go and Ozzy is still the swimming beast - he makes it look easy.  They put Hali against him swimming for the keys and from there Mana was behind but not by much... they catch up at the puzzle but Zeke and Cirie were able to get the ship wheel together before Ciera and Sandra (making this the second time Ciera lost at this puzzle since she did it in a previous season).  
NUKU Wins Immunity!

Mana - back at camp, even though Tony is a snake, they feel like they have to keep the tribe strong - the group around the water hole - Tony, Aubry, Malcolm, Caleb and Varner think the "weakest threat" is Ciera and that's how they want to vote.  Sandra saunters up and when asked what she thinks, she gives the classic Sandra answer, "I'm going to do what y'all want."  They tell her Ciera is the only one throwing names out there and then, speak of the devil, Ciera comes up the path.  They quickly scramble and agree to tell her it's Michaela tonight (uh oh, they better hope Michaela doesn't hear that...) but of course, Michaela asks who she (Ciera) thinks is going home and freaks out a bit when they tell her it's her.  Michaela tells the camera she reacted like she shouldn't have, she is trying not to show them how big Michaela can be, "but you can't contain greatness." (I love Michaela, I can't help it.)
-Unfortunately this 'hot streak' of Michaela's does not sit well with the rest of the tribe and there is talk of maybe switching that Ciera vote to the scary and unpredictable Michaela. (Her mouth gets her in trouble every time, and that's the fun of Michaela.)

TRIBAL COUNCIL #1
It was a very uneventful tribal - they are still feeling each other out, figuring out if these people are like the people they saw on TV or if they're different in person.
-Michaela knows that she is not playing with people who want to be her friend.  She hopes the first vote in a season called Game Changers is not just the easiest vote. (Oh, challenge accepted?)
-Jeff points out that the easy vote would likely be Sandra, the two-time winner.  She says she is actually the perfect person to go to the end with, because who is going to vote for her to win a million dollars again? (Good point.)
-Hali says the vote has two components - a challenge weakness they are worried about and some talk that went around, "loose lips sink ships."
-Ciera is worried about the loose lips comment, is she in the majority?
-Michaela says she'd be surprised if she got out of there without one vote against her (which is a clue for Ciera that she expects to have one vote.)

Time to Vote:
Ciera votes Michaela
Michaela votes MCiera

No one plays a hidden immunity idol.

Votes:
Michaela - 1
M Ciera - 1
Ciera - 2, 3, 4, 5... and it's CIERA, the first person voted out of Survivor Game Changers.  That means that Hardeep G., Cindy M., and Sharon R. get their pool $ back.  Congrats... I guess.

Mana - Day 4
- Next morning Tony wants to start making some moves and he talks to Aubry first to get an alliance going.  They talk about getting an alliance of five together including Malcolm, Caleb and Sandra - to Tony these are all big threats and he wants to keep them around as his shield.
-Tony then talks to Sandra and they agree the only way a winner is going to win again is if they have three winners at the end - she's up for playing with Tony at this point so they can protect each other.
-She is still going to play as she always has, as long as it's not me, I don't care... and she thinks there is also no end to the damage she and Tony can do together.

Nuku - Day 4
-Tai is taking charge of the chickens, he wants to name them and is even asking JT not to take all the corn off the cobs so the chickens can have more food. JT scolds him, the chickens do not get to eat better than the rest of them... but then we see Tai spitting out most of his corn for the chickens.  (Whatever, let Tai feed his portion to the chickens, you'll be much happier eating fat chickens later.)

Mana - Night 4
-Tony is manic and can't settle down to sleep - he's going to finish his spy bunker in the middle of the night.
-Troy is awake and pulls Sandra off to talk (well isn't that convenient) - they head straight to where Tony is digging his pit forcing him to army crawl over the bank that is right by the trail (um, why not make that your hideout - this bunker idea is so stupid.)  The "talk" that Troy and Sandra have is so strange, I totally think this was staged but anyway, Troy says something about Tony and then he pops up from his hiding place and confronts them, "What are you guys doing?" They both lie to him and he, being super-cop, knows they're lying... Sandra didn't do anything wrong and hates being interrogated by the po-po - Tony needs to go home.

Nuku - Day 5
-Cirie is paranoid that Ozzy is coming for her so she's trying to make some other connections - she talks to cop-Sarah at the watering hole who tells her she won't vote for her unless it's to win - but then Sarah tells the camera her word is not her bond this time around, she's going to play like a criminal and see where that gets her (sorry Cirie, she is not your friend.)
- Cirie then talks to Zeke and he loves her - she is the mystical player to him and he tells her they are solid - but then he tells the camera it's too early to align with anyone and again, sorry Cirie, if they come for you, don't count on Zeke.
-Finally, Cirie decides to gift Debbie with some wisdom, which is the totally wrong approach to take with Debbie - Cirie tells her she looks like she's talking to everyone - Debbie, because I am. Cirie, okay but you look like you're scrambling - Debbie, that's alright because I'm not. (Oh my godupus, just shut it and listen for a second lady.) Debbie is Debbie, she can't even pretend to politely listen, she is using her military intelligence training and it will take a lot to outwit her.  Cirie keeps trying, bless her heart, saying she thinks they should target one of the guys if they have to go to Tribal - Debbie tells her they are all good - but her BS detector was going off (sadly, Cirie has found no friends.)

Mana - Day 5
-Sandra is turning the tables on Tony - she starts with Hali, telling her that Tony has an alliance of five but she doesn't like what he's been saying, he's not the boss. Hali is in, if Tony has an alliance and she's not in it, she will definitely go with Sandra.
Sandra tells the camera, "You know that saying 'You're only the king until the queen arrives', well I'm here." (You gotta love Sandra too.)
-Then Sandra with Hali in tow is talking to Troyzan, they only need two more to take out Tony's remaining four (Tony, Caleb, Malcolm and Aubry.)  Sandra talks to Varner and he doesn't like knowing he wasn't in Tony's top five alliance, so he's with her.
-Troyzan talks to Michaela to bring her into the fold and there you have it - Varner tells the camera, "Sandra put together an alliance of five in 15 minutes, that's scary."  (It is, she really is built for this game.) 

Mana - Day 6
-Tony's talking to Aubry saying something's brewing he can feel it. He tells Aubry he is not playing with Sandra after she lied to him about her talk with Troyzan.  Paranoid Tony is in full force, he tells Aubry they have to find a new fifth... but then he just talks to Malcolm and Caleb... who agree that they have to stop Sandra from amassing an army but I don't hear any ideas on how to stop her.

IMMUNITY CHALLENGE #2
Ozzy looked really special with is pigtail braids.

Six members of each tribe will raise out into the ocean, across a balance beam and out to a cage in the water.  They will have to climb the cage, jump in and then untie a huge snake tethered under the water.  Once they have it untied, they will have to boost it over and out of the cage, climb back out of the cage, carry it across the balance beam and up on the beach (no easy feat, this thing was really long and big and heavy- over 400lbs.)  Once they get the snake to it's cradle on shore, the remaining three tribe members will untie three numbered tiles from inside the snake and one person will use the numbers to open a combination lock, that will release a series of rings which they must then toss onto a line of oars that will flip up when rung to spell IMMUNITY.  First person to spell the word (get a ring on every oar) wins immunity and a fishing kit including a raft with paddles back at camp.

Nuku has to sit someone out and Cirie volunteers (probably a smart idea.)

Off they go and Nuku with Ozzy leading the charge remains in the lead through the snake portion of the proceedings.  Mana has Varner not helping with the snake, he doesn't help untie, he isn't strong enough to get it over the cage though he does try to use his body weight to drag it over... not very successfully.  Mana runs into more trouble trying to get across the balance beam with Hali falling off and then Troyzan they drop the snake in the water - this gave Nuku a huge lead.  Nuku is throwing their rings before Mana even gets the snake to the beach.  But, as often happens, Malcolm is able to get them back into it with the ring toss - they tie it up with two rings/letters left and Michaela wants him to sub her in but he refuses and JT for NUKU is able to pull it out and win Immunity again.

Mana - back at camp Michaela is fuming, she hates to lose and she felt under-utilized in the challenge.  To sit back while other weaker players lose the challenge for them again really p*ssed her off.  Other players are making choices for the group and for now she's got to just deal with it... or does she.
-Tony finally leaves the group so they can talk - and Sandra right away says, "everyone will be happier once Tony is gone." Troyzan agrees, he never stops. Varner, Hali, Michaela are all in but they think they will have to split the votes in case Tony found an idol - and I guess it's split between Tony and Aubry because they want to bring Caleb and Malcolm over to their side.
-They approach Caleb and propose that they take this opportunity to take Tony out, he's too much of a threat, what if he starts racking up idols like he did on his season... then Tony walks up on them and asks who they are thinking for the vote tonight and Sandra tells him Aubry (what did she do?) Tony tells us he's going to do whatever he has to do to stay but if Aubry is voted out, Sandra takes control of the game.
-Tony has his sites set on taking Sandra out, Caleb agrees with him - he would much rather side with Tony and use him as a shield than to be used to take Tony out.  Tony thinks they can get Michaela to vote with them and their angle - to appeal to Michaela's desire to win challenges by convincing her that Sandra is the weakest link causing them to lose.
-Caleb talks to Michaela and Varner and they do agree that Tony is the much stronger player to have in challenges... Varner says having the two returning winners going at each other is... Christmas - and the icing on the cake is that they get to choose which on goes home.

TRIBAL COUNCIL # 2
Back to back losses is not how they want to start - they are angry they lost the challenge and they need to stay strong to battle back - this is Tony's opening argument.
-Malcolm agrees they have to keep the physically strong players at this point.
-Michaela agrees that it doesn't make sense to send strong physical players home right now and she is there because she is a physically strong player.
-Sandra pipes up that this talk makes her scared, that maybe they are talking about her going home... but then they have also put the strong physical players in the right positions so far and they have still lost. (Yeah!)
-Jeff asks Troyzan how the tribe will be different if the vote goes how he thinks it will go and Troyzan says, "the tribe will be at least 50% less paranoid." (He might as well have said, "we are voting out Tony.") He went off about having to worry about people sneaking off at 4am... and Tony says he doesn't know what he's talking about, Tony's the one who caught Troyzan sneaking off talking to Sandra at 4am.
-Sandra jumps in, saying it was a 2 minute conversation about crates but to Tony everything is paranoia - I don't play like that I'm calm (and then a huge bug landed in her hair and she jumped up screaming... ha! The timing was hilarious, sure you're calm... but I would have done the same thing - that was a huge flying insect.)
-Anyway- Tony goes on to give an impassioned speech about his perceived lying ways and how he has changed this time around, he's not scamming anybody - he has more respect for this group of people because they are a different caliber of player. (I rolled my eyes at that one.)  Varner, Caleb and Malcolm endorse Tony, saying they believe him.
When asked what they are going to do in the vote tonight, Varner says, "we are a round hole and it's time to get rid of our square peg."
Jeff asks Tony what he thinks of that and Sandra interjects, "He hopes he's not the square peg." Hahaha. And with that, it's...

Time to Vote:
Sandra votes Aubry - but tells the camera Aubry, you're not going home but I still have to cast this vote just in case.

No one plays a hidden idol.

Votes:
Aubry - 1
Tony - 1
Aubry - 2
Tony - 2, 3, 4, 5... and it's TONY voted out.  He taunts them all, "Sheep being led to the slaughter.  Good job Sandra."
She yells back, "That's what you get for plotting against me.  And the queen stays queen." (Oh Sandra, don't show the ugly side to the rest of your team, they can still turn on you.) 
Tony tells them all they are suckers for letting this happen.

As Tony walks down the dark path Sandra calls out again, "Bye Tony!  Say hi to Ciera for me." (Oh man, she's the worst... and the best.)  Oh, and with Tony leaving that also takes Shane B., Bob L., and Monica S. out of the pool. 

Next week: It's only been six days but they are switching up the tribes already - changing the game.  There will be an immunity idol hidden in a challenge and it looks like they may catch a goat - but will anyone kill it and/or eat it?

Tony's final thoughts: He knew he was the most vicious player out there and he would have a target on his back but he tried to overcome it (uh yeah, spy bunker anyone.)  Then he blames Sandra for poisoning everyone against him - whatever, can't say I'm sorry to see Tony go, not my favourite player by far.

But it was a good beginning to this season.  Lots of jockeying going on already and I think the show itself is going to be doing a lot of game changing to keep it unpredictable - should be fun.

OH yeah, and I will be out of town next Wednesday so the recap will be delayed by a few days.  Try to contain the disappointment :)

Coleen











 

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Survivor Game Changers - POOL PICKS












Survivor - Game Changers 
Premieres Wednesday March 8, 2017
Tribe: Nuku   Tribe: Mana  
Andrea Boehlke1. Coleen T Aubry Bracco1. Roxanne S
Age: 272. Manny W Age: 302. Shelley A
Redemption Island & Caramoan3. Trish J Koah Rong3. Lee B
Brad Culpepper 1. Elaine R Michaela Bradshaw1. Katie L
Age: 47 2. Bryon L Age: 252. Susan N
Blood vs Water   Second Place 3. Coleen T(2) Millennials vs Gen X3. Becky G
Cirie Fields1. Sophie SBSandra Diaz-Twine1. Linda S
Age: 452. Alexis GAge: 412. Manny W (2)
Panama, Micronesia, Heroes vs Villains3. Vikki MPearl Islands & Heroes vs Villains3. Drew C(2)
Sarah Lacina 1. Julisa C Ciera Eastin   First out1. Hardeep G
Age: 32 2. Mike L Age: 272. Cindy M
Cagayan      WINNER! 3. Brandon L Blood vs Water & Cambodia3. Sharon R
Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth1. Ethan G Hali Ford1. Kevin C
Age: 342. Shira CAge: 262. Carol-Anne D
Cook Islands, Micronesia, South Pacific3. Drew CWorlds Apart3. Sunnie C
Zeke Smith1. Jennifer G Malcolm Freberg1. Julie T
Age: 282. Cara & Alex LAge: 292. Lynne B
Millennials vs Gen X3. Cindi C Philippines & Caramoan3. Robert L
Sierra Dawn Thomas1. Lois L Caleb Reynolds1. Trish W
Age: 292. Fraser G Age: 282. Gillian H
Worlds Apart3. Elliot L Kaoh Rong3. Ian G
James "JT" Thomas Jr.1. Kevin R Troy "Troyzan"   Robertson      1. Kim A
Age: 312. Jeff T Age: 54 2. Krista H
Tocantins & Heroes vs Villains3. Melissa G One World      Third place 3. Scott M
Tai Trang1. Kim B Jeff Varner1. Tamara J
Age: 522. Andria S Age: 502. Emily H
Kaoh Rong3. Tori K Australian Outback & Cambodia3. Sean M/Milizza C
Debbie Wanner1. Sheila G Tony Vlachos1. Monica S
Age: 512. Stacey L Age: 422. Bob L
Kaoh Rong3. Lindsay JCagayan3. Shane B

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Survivor - Game Changers - Premiere March 8, 2017

Hello all,

Survivor season 34 (holy crap) is starting in two weeks and it's with all returning players that they are claiming are "Game Changers" ... uh, maybe. 

My one pet peeve on "All Star" seasons is when they bring past winners back, and this season there are 3 returning winners (JT, Sandra & Tony).  One of those, Sandra, has actually won twice before - really? Why would she do this again?

Also, I am so over Malcolm, he strikes me as a little fake and the knock off Ozzy.  I wonder, with Malcolm and Ozzy on the same season, will they just cancel each other out - is it like matter and anti-matter, they can't exist together?  We shall see.

Oh, and I think "I've done everything" Debbie and Troyzan would make a cute Survivor crazy couple, how bout you?

Let's hope they live up to the hype.

I'm getting the pools together now and will post the picks in the next week or so.

Here is the list of the returning players from Wikipedia:

List of Survivor: Game Changers contestants
ContestantOriginal tribe
Andrea Boehlke
27, New York City, New York
Redemption Island & Caramoan
Nuku
Aubry Bracco
30, Cambridge, Massachusetts
Kaôh Rōng
Mana
Michaela Bradshaw
25, Fort Worth, Texas
Millennials vs. Gen X
Mana
Brad Culpepper
47, Tampa, Florida
Blood vs. Water
Nuku
Sandra Diaz-Twine
41, Fayetteville, North Carolina
Pearl Islands & Heroes vs. Villains
Mana
Ciera Eastin
27, Salem, Oregon
Blood vs. Water & Cambodia
Mana
Cirie Fields
45, Norwalk, Connecticut
Panama, Micronesia & Heroes vs. Villains
Nuku
Hali Ford
26, San Francisco, California
Worlds Apart
Mana
Malcolm Freberg
29, Hermosa Beach, California
Philippines & Caramoan
Mana
Sarah Lacina
32, Marion, Iowa
Cagayan
Nuku
Oscar "Ozzy" Lusth
34, Venice, California
Cook Islands, Micronesia & South Pacific
Nuku
Caleb Reynolds
28, Hopkinsville, Kentucky
Kaôh Rōng
Mana
Troy "Troyzan" Robertson
54, Miami, Florida
One World
Mana
Zeke Smith
28, Brooklyn, New York
Millennials vs. Gen X
Nuku
James "J.T." Thomas Jr.
31, Mobile, Alabama
Tocantins & Heroes vs. Villains
Nuku
Sierra Dawn Thomas
29, Roy, Utah
Worlds Apart
Nuku
Tai Trang
52, San Francisco, California
Kaôh Rōng
Nuku
Jeff Varner
50, High Point, North Carolina
The Australian Outback & Cambodia
Mana
Tony Vlachos
42, Jersey City, New Jersey
Cagayan
Mana
Debbie Wanner
51, Reading, Pennsylvania
Kaôh Rōng
Nuku